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marion cotillard

marion cotillard

Congratulations to Marion Cotillard, shown here wayyyyyy past her bedtime, accepting the BAFTA award for Best Supporting Nightgown.

AngieLeg Strikes Again!

Sure, sure, Paris may be six months ahead of New York, but it’s clear from this picture of socialite Tamara Ecclestone at the Skyfall premiere, London is a year behind LA. Surely this must have been a deliberate pose.

Tamara Ecclestone is a spontaneous English rose

Tamara Ecclestone is a spontaneous English rose

No, really. I mean, it’s too much to imagine that there’s been a rash of “pee down your leg on the red carpet” bets lost in the past few months.

Agent Bedhead

Eva Green

Eva Green

It’s always so cute when little girls play dress-up, but somebody needs to tell Eva here that Mommy’s Slutty Friend’s makeup doesn’t go with Daddy’s Downlow Friend trousers.

Hump Day Hunk: Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch

Benedict Cumberbatch

Don’t say I never did nuthin’ for ya…that is, if ya are an Anglophilic Sherlock Holmes fan who just can’t get enough of your literate and literary pin-up boy. Here he is, keepin’ it real in the Inner City.

Moriarty, by the way, is also real, or so we hear.

Slightly-Delayed Friday Caption Contest: Waisting Away

Behold the “glories” of Romanian model and poor liar Ioana Spangenberg, who claims she eats three big meals a day. I remember when Marie Osmond was boasting of a “natural” twenty inch waist” too; those were the days she was eating one apple a day and throwing it up, and she’s not five six. Nor, frankly, are many models who don’t work on fetish sites. Do your best/worst to the Human Skeleton in the comments, and points will be lost for obviousness for anyone who posts “eat a sammich.”

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum!

SAMMICH, girl. Dayum! Your elbow shouldn't be the widest part of your arm

French for Beginners, with Jean Dujardin

Jean Dujardin has a point to make

Jean Dujardin has a point to make

Why Jean, that’s quite a good point you make. What’s more, it reminds me of something…

Welcome to Hump Day, y’all!

Friday Caption Contest: Vanessa Paradis

From my new favoritest blog, the horrifying and delightful Celebrity Closeups. Do what you do best in the captions:

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

Vanessa Paradis up close and extremely personal

Mrs. Brown’s Bad Brazilian: Bring the Brain Bleach

How I love the interwebs. You could just be minding your own business, trawling the celebusphere for evidence of poor accessorizing amongst the Kardashian Klan when suddenly, you’re confronted with the world’s most compelling BEFORE picture: stark evidence that while our fascination with glamour may result in some remarkable transformations, that these do not come without pain or their share of ugliness.

On that note, let me present to you what has been described as “the funniest skit in tv history,” Mrs Brown’s Bikini Wax from RTÉ Television in Ireland.

Looks like a dead badger on flypaper.

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