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SAN DIEGO - JULY 23: Actress Eva Mendes walks onstage at Sony Pictures Entertainment: 'The Other Guys' Panel at San Diego Convention Center on July 23, 2010 in San Diego, California. (Photo by Karl Walter/Getty Images)

Eva Mendes can’t wait to get onstage at Comic Con and let everyone know that thanks to the miracle of modern couture her right breast is now able to pick up messages from the Tardis.

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Bardot’s Future Looks So Bright…

She's gotta wear shades

And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why some people thought the Trout Pout was a good idea. If you’re thinking of telling your surgeon to do this, reflect for a moment, realize you are not Brigitte Bardot, and move on.

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Scarlett Johansson, hopping on the bandwagon

No touching or adjusting please

And now we find Scarlett Johansson has also decided to enter the high-waisted arena with this rib-cage hugging number. But not everyone is a believer just yet. See how she has to physically restrain sceptics like Eva Mendes from yanking down the whole thing?

Keep your hands where I can see them

Victim of shoddy construction

Eva Mendes

Is this the dodgiest bit of skirt craftsmanship you’ve ever seen or what? I’ve seen typhoon-damaged umbrellas that looked less wonky than this! Time to implement some quality control Eva, that dent is almost as bad as the one in Tori Spelling’s cleavage!