Hey sci-fi fans, are you looking forward to the return of Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles? Its lead actress Lena Headey sure is - can’t you tell from her wistful expression how much she’s pining to get back into an unobtrusive tank top and pair of jeans?
Ladies, ladies, don’t believe all you hear about the worldwide shortage of fabric. It’s just a myth concocted by the evil fashion industry to justify producing half a dress at twice the cost. Now you know the truth, don’t be afraid to exercise your rights to a demure garment. And if you’re ever in need of some cloth, I’m sure Janet Jackson will be only too happy to lend you a yard or two.
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Something tells me that Mischa Barton and Margherita Missoni aren’t exactly the best of chums. After all, true friends don’t let each other go out dressed like that, do they?
I gather that high society and celebrity like to come together once a year to have one last hurrah for their most hideous frocks before they are consigned to the giant closet in the sky. So - burn, bury or bin - which will it be for a lucky three, dear readers? The choice is entirely yours.
In this day and age of sustainable awareness, it’s rather disappointing to see a famous designer like Donna Karan promoting the idea of wearing 50% more dress than necessary. How thoroughly irresponsible when something with that much fabric could clothe an entire runway of supermodels! For all we know, she could also be carrying around noxious carbon emissions in that fanny pack of hers. Thank goodness for the new generation of ecologically responsible celebrities like Mischa Barton who are trying to make a difference through the power of recycling.
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