Monday Mocha Links
Looks like SOMEBODY got a little too close to their Origami Latte this morning!
Katy Perry, Cthulhu Pornstar! (Lol)
Is school for fools? (YBF)
Axl hates bottle service (SOMG)
Situation: Buttaface (PB)
Robert Tophattinson (UKPS)
The not-so-young and restless (PITNB)
Vancouver just got prettier (JJ)
Britney stole Harold Ramis’ old glasses (INMF)
Gerard Butler goes fishing (HUH)
Katy Perry isn’t just into girls (HM)
Dennis Hopper has always been big (DD)
Susan Boyle’s got a new crib (DS)
How to stuff a wild bikini (CS)
Russell Simmons, caped crusader? (CM)
Bullock is back, bitches! (CDL)
At least they’re off the Dead Kennedy kick (CB)
Boy George has seen Gaga’s gagas (BBB)
Shakira needs help! (AG)
Kristen Stewart forgot something (links)
“This is so weird. I just don’t get this. They were in there when I left the hotel.”
Tragic doping scandal at the Paralympics! (True/Slant)
Princess Beatrice doesn’t know WHAT you’re talking about (Lolebrity)
Clash of the Titans is magic! (AgentBedhead)
Daisy Duke Britney Spears uses her high beams (AmyGrindhouse)
Saturday Night Fever! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Hugh Grant got totally caked (CeleBitchy)
Lilo livid on line! (CelebritySmack)
Larry Birkhead on line one, Ms. Jolie (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Godwin’s Law enters the Sandra Bullock Jesse James split (DailyStab)
Even more proof he’s not good enough for her (Gawker)
Ellen is a hero! (EvilBeet)
Demi Moore has vocabulary, addition problems (GabbyBabble)
Katherine Heigl’s (a) boob (Lainey)
Dina Lohan wants to come in your mouth (INeedMyFix)
Never let her bartend (IBBB)
Beckham in the bath (JustJared)
Affleck AMOK! (Movieline)
Brittany Murphy’s pharmacist was also psychic (PerezHilton)
Eli Roth continues youth outreach program (UKPopSugar)
SJP finally wears something pretty. That is all. (TenGossip)
Celebrity silicone (PopCrunch)
Melbourne Fashion Festival gets into the flow
This is a strong look, for red-blooded girls. Perhaps it’s a knowing reference to the time Alexander McQueen sent a model down the runway with a conspicuous string dangling, as if her ladyparts were an old-fashioned ceiling fixture.
The Good Old Days
Oh, honey! I remember when my parents would take the whole family to the drive-through and I’d get to wear my pajamas and carry an overnight bag for my blankie and my dolly and sit on the hood of the car and watch the movie while my parents got up to god-knows-what inside the car, but I don’t recall there being a red carpet.
Oh, lookie! They’ve got the blankie too!