I gather that high society and celebrity like to come together once a year to have one last hurrah for their most hideous frocks before they are consigned to the giant closet in the sky. So - burn, bury or bin - which will it be for a lucky three, dear readers? The choice is entirely yours.
In this day and age of sustainable awareness, it’s rather disappointing to see a famous designer like Donna Karan promoting the idea of wearing 50% more dress than necessary. How thoroughly irresponsible when something with that much fabric could clothe an entire runway of supermodels! For all we know, she could also be carrying around noxious carbon emissions in that fanny pack of hers. Thank goodness for the new generation of ecologically responsible celebrities like Mischa Barton who are trying to make a difference through the power of recycling.
The Good Soldier: Link challenge accepted (AgentBedhead)
NHL/Hollywood doppelgangers (Defamer)
Hey, big spender! TomKat blows $100,000 on Suri’s birthday party (GabbyBabble)
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Kelly Clarkson is a naturist (TheBlemish)
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A waiting world salivates: OJ Simpson vs Donald Trump on Celebrity Apprentice! (AgentBedhead)
Harriet Carter and the penis leaker? (IBBB)
Laurie Anderson finally makes an honest man of Lou Reed (CelebWarship)
Miley Cyrus, literatus? (People)
Will Ferrell still willing to work with children (DailyStab)
The Revenge of Grace Jones: hot male celebs who look like lesbians (CityRag)
That’s so Orlando Brown: star goes missing (BittenAndBound)
Also missing: Lake Bell’s neck (WebstersIsMyBitch)
MarkeyMarkMarkIII (ImNotObsessed)
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Elijah Wood in: Sex and the Spaghetti (CandyKirby)
Amy Winehouse is British youth’s top heroin heroine (NewMusicExpress)
Kumar goes to U Penn without Harold! (Celebitchy)
Rachel McAdams is a Genius Barfly (JustJared)
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American Idol, kiss, KISS (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Tila Tequila has a series and Paris Hilton doesn’t: justice? (Dlisted)
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With teeth: Hillary Duff’s veneers (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Why does James Frey get all the love in the literary world? (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend is something Ashley Olsen can never have (CelebritySmack)
That’s what Richie Sambora gets (for driving drunk) (CelebrityDirt)
You know what you are, Paris Hilton? (CelebWarship)
The line begins to blur: Pulp Fiction, by William Shakespeare (Metaquotes)
Help me, I am in fashion hell (CandyKirby)
Happiness in slavery available to Ashton Kutcher at my house any time! (DailyStab)
Sanctified: yes, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married (ImNotObsessed)
Natalie Portman down in it, not quite down with it (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Jessica Simpson’s ringfinger/finger ringer? (IBBB)
Guns ‘n Roses’ terrible (eternal) lie (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Connor Cruise doesn’t bite the hand that feeds (JustJared)
The Hoff hassled to the tune of $25,000 per month Hasselmony (USAToday)
Vince Vaughn is the Flabby Flasher of Griffith Park (CelebSlam)
Akon guilty of criminal assault on the truth with intent to blow smoke up your ass (AgentBedhead)
Hollywood selling out (no, that’s not a tautology) (Derober)
The jailbird diaries of Pete Doherty (HolyMoly)
Britney’s Total Fitness? Somewhere between couch potato and Basset Hound (TheBlemish)
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Naomi Campbell shuts barn door, gazes wistfully after horse (CelebritySmack)
Get M-K O’s look! Then, presumably, get much-needed corrective lenses (CircusHour)
Ashlee Simpson just isn’t worth it (DListed)
Cameron Diaz issues statement about the death of her father (CeleBitchy)
Johnny Depp will never work with Renee Zellweger again as long as he lives (DailyStab)
Blake, Incarcerated, Forgotten (TheSun)
Scarface (GabbyBabble)
Putin’s poontang (BittenAndBound)
Victoria Beckham’s Pink Taco is 34? (JustJared)
Robert Downey Jr is a cunning linguist (Jossip)
Amy Winehouse doesn’t have a leg to stand on, almost (WendyWayrad)
NKOTB are miracle workers! (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan parties with fellow leggings abuser (DailyStab)
Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest’s Tryst night (DListed)
Ellen Page (1 nomination, 0 Oscars) severely disses Jane Fonda (6 nominations, 2 Oscars) (Defamer)
Courtney Love’s purse pharmacy (Yeeeeah)
Jeri Ryan Seacrest, Pamela Anderson Cooper, and Boy George Bush (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Disney Superstar goes naked Down Under (CircusHour)
74 reasons to hate TMZ (Gawker)
More than you needed to know about Roseanne Barr’s ladyparts (CelebritySmack)
Doogie Howser hates Britney Spears (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Jamie-Lynn Spears hurt in drunken brawl (CeleBitchy)
Gangland rumbles reach new low: nursery school (Bossip)
Aging Canadian surgical curiosity and sex cougar invited to White House (ICYDK)
Simon Cowell haunts Maternity wards to bathe his skin in life-giving placenta (HollywoodRag)
Halle Berry is a golf fanatic? (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Your dose of downer: Celebrity incomes (HuffPo)
Posh Spice and the Adams family (JustJared)
Natalie Portman’s boyfriend Devendra Banhart: hawt or nawt? (Defamer)
Renee Zellweger’s true nature revealed at last! (CelebritySmack)
Renee gets it half-right (Yeeeeah)
Britney cleverly avoids tan lines, personal dignity (Cityrag)
But she DOES put out for charity: $25,000 on her Amex (PopSugar)
MILF vs MILF: Hurley/Paltrow edition (Bastardly)
No, you cannot get in George Clooney’s pants (HuffPo)
The ULTIMATE purse dog (CounterfeitChic)
Nicole Richie is fed up with Paris “Me Too” Hilton (HollywoodBackwash)
Only 40 people in the world want to be Paris’ friend (CeleBitchy)
ScarJo and RyRey have a fight (ICYDK)
Married man caught on film kissing Hillary and NO it’s not Bill! (AgentBedhead)
Pete Doherty has no friends; Kate Moss has no class (HolyMoly)
Mariah Carey says she has low self-esteem, demonstrates unsuspected gift for sidesplitting comedy (DailyStab)
Sandra Bullock is on the run from … wait for it … CANADA! (ImNotObsessed)
Joanie loves orgasms! (DListed)
Vanilla Ice put on ice (JustJared)
Britney Spears is Blanche DuBois in the new Moby musical A Streetcar Named Batshiat (CircusHour)
Alicia Keys is a conspiracy theorist (POTP)
RIP Cedella Booker. Say hi to your son Bob Marley when you get to the other side (CelebrityDirt)
Melanie Griffith’s kid is no Rumer Willis (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Padma Lakshmi models the Ed’s Linens Collection (GoFugYourself)
Hollywood flashback to 1999 (FilmExperience)
Reality tv kills four (Mollygood)
In addition to Barack Obama’s democratic nomination, Jane Fonda supports a number of important causes. At a glance these include the unfettered right to wear 10 shades of brown, put your skirt through the shredder and showcase every souvenir you bought at your last exotic tourist destination.
As Vanessa Carlton found out to her detriment, this is what happens when you surrender the production of a little black dress to a pre-schooler with limited pattern cutting credentials. Should have gone for one of those Japanese kids - they’ve got mad kirigami skills!
Jenna Bush O-Face (Webster’s)
20 most expensive celebrity divorces (CustomizedGirl)
Amy Winehouse is not exactly “clean, green power” (Yeeeeah)
Brad Pitt is not black enough! (PopOnThePop)
We have a Scientologist DOWN! Repeat: we have a Scientologist DOWN! (TheBlemish)
Former child star begins the long slide into bankruptcy, boozing, and B&E’s (AgentBedhead)
It’s La Pequeña’s world. We just live in it (Dlisted)
George Clooney keeps a lid on it (JustJared)
JC Chasez does not Chace Crawford (Mollygood)
Gold digger headed straight for the center of the Earth (DailyStab)
Win a date with Barack Obama! (Stereohyped)
Someone needs to tell Demi Moore it’s just a metaphor (ImNotObsessed)
Lucy Liu wants to be a WASP fashionista popsicle zombie (ICYDK)
Top Model walks? (Defamer)
Most historically inaccurate films (YahooMovies)
Robin Williams soon to be EX-Mrs.Doubtfire (ExtraTV)
Artificial Sweetener Valley High (Gawker)
Tom Cruise and John Travolta abducted by aliens! (CircusHour)
At American Idol, every moment is happy hour (GoFugYourself)
If at first you don’t succeed (and indeed, fail quite miserably) then try, try again. Never quit mixing and matching it up Juliette, one day you’re bound to find the right outfit for your favourite set of accessories! But in the mean time you might wanna stay at home, away from errant gusts of wind and the general public.
Bar raised (Defamer)
Hammer dropped (AgentBedhead)
Lohan smashed (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Rick, rolled (Guardian)
Rowling potty? (Celebitchy)
Hunky Jesus (Mike Responts)
Presley poisoned! (GabbyBabble)
Hunk drunk (ASocialitesLife)
Carey doubt? (Bossip)
Amy Outhouse (Yeeeeah)
Nice…Spaniards (ImNotObsessed)
Manilow? NO! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Owen’s pickup (Popsugar)
Malthusian Catastrophe (Websters)
Mutual bonding (IDLYITW)
Alba time (DailyStab)
Go-Go’s gone (CelebritySmack)
Cognitive dissonance (CircusHour)
Infomercials: WTF? (LiquidGeneration)
