August 22, 2012 in
Celebrity,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Rockers and Popstars with
Old Spice
This is what happens when someone combines Commando and Half Mast.
August 13, 2012 in
Fashion,Fashion Victim,Jessica Biel with
Jessica Biel improvises
Now THAT is a star! Caught in Berlin without her luggage, Jessica Biel quickly ripped down the wallpaper from the lobby of a Best Western and contrived a nifty little top and bottom number that had the fashionistas swooning. With laughter.
July 31, 2012 in
Fashion,Fashion Victim,Starlets with
Kat Dem Tings
“Did you get your shot boys? You got it? Tell me you got it!” and with that, Kat Dennings’s shoulder blades snapped back into place and she went back to her standard 34B.
This red carpet appearance has been sponsored by the miracle of modern cantilever engineering.
July 22, 2012 in
Ayyyy!,babies,Beauty pageant,Fashion,Fashion Victim with
Honey Boo Boo Chile
“SERIOUS INJURIES ONLY” that must be one hell of a Boo Boo! The outfit itself looks like a Bob Mackie-designed menstrual pad from the Whore of Babylon’s laundry bin.
June 10, 2012 in
Ayyyy!,Fashion Victim,Rockers and Popstars with
Cheryl Cole
Legions of Bronies nickered with relief at the news that Cheryl Cole failed to find funding for her proposed production of the musical My Little Pony/Power Ranger crossover.
June 6, 2012 in
Artists,Ayyyy!,Caption Contest,Fashion,Fashion Victim with
It’s time to choose a winner in our Royal Purple Olympics caption contest! Thanks for a grape effort, everyone!
Purple. Puuuuuurple.
Desideria
June 3, 2012 at 6:56 am #
May 9, 2012 in
Ayyyy!,Celebrity,Celebrity Moms,Christina Aguilera,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Reality Show Stars with
Christina Aguilera's back
And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.
April 27, 2012 in
Ayyyy!,Fashion Victim,Jennifer Lopez with
Jennifer Lopez shines
Ladies and gentlemen, there are Hammer pants. And then there are JackHammer pants. These ones are giving me a headache.
“Take me to your wine press.”
Congratulations and imaginary swag to Desideria. Imagine all the grapes they could stomp with those heinous rocker wedge shoes of theirs! And if you had to look like that all day for work, couldn’t you just kill a liter of Chardonnay when the whistle blows? For her imaginary swag of hypothetical glory, we present this much-better-dressed
from the British Museum.
Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet