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Geri Halliwell’s military mourning

Old Spice

Old Spice

This is what happens when someone combines Commando and Half Mast.

Jessica MacGuyver!

Jessica Biel improvises

Jessica Biel improvises

Now THAT is a star! Caught in Berlin without her luggage, Jessica Biel quickly ripped down the wallpaper from the lobby of a Best Western and contrived a nifty little top and bottom number that had the fashionistas swooning. With laughter.

Kat Dem Tings

Kat Dem Tings

Kat Dem Tings

“Did you get your shot boys? You got it? Tell me you got it!” and with that, Kat Dennings’s shoulder blades snapped back into place and she went back to her standard 34B.

This red carpet appearance has been sponsored by the miracle of modern cantilever engineering.

Did someone say “Boo Boo?”

Honey Boo Boo Chile

Honey Boo Boo Chile

“SERIOUS INJURIES ONLY” that must be one hell of a Boo Boo! The outfit itself looks like a Bob Mackie-designed menstrual pad from the Whore of Babylon’s laundry bin.

I can’t clop to this

Cheryl Cole

Cheryl Cole

Legions of Bronies nickered with relief at the news that Cheryl Cole failed to find funding for her proposed production of the musical My Little Pony/Power Ranger crossover.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Olympic Edition

It’s time to choose a winner in our Royal Purple Olympics caption contest! Thanks for a grape effort, everyone!

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

Purple. Puuuuuurple.

 

Desideria
June 3, 2012 at 6:56 am #

“Take me to your wine press.”

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Desideria. Imagine all the grapes they could stomp with those heinous rocker wedge shoes of theirs! And if you had to look like that all day for work, couldn’t you just kill a liter of Chardonnay when the whistle blows? For her imaginary swag of hypothetical glory, we present this much-better-dressed
Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet
from the British Museum.

Picasso Print: Sculpture of a Young Man with Goblet

Xtina’s BACK!

Christina Aguilera's back

Christina Aguilera's back

And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.

Gold On Girl

Jennifer Lopez shines

Jennifer Lopez shines

Ladies and gentlemen, there are Hammer pants. And then there are JackHammer pants. These ones are giving me a headache.

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