Sure, sure, Paris may be six months ahead of New York, but it’s clear from this picture of socialite Tamara Ecclestone at the Skyfall premiere, London is a year behind LA. Surely this must have been a deliberate pose.

Tamara Ecclestone is a spontaneous English rose

No, really. I mean, it’s too much to imagine that there’s been a rash of “pee down your leg on the red carpet” bets lost in the past few months.

Hello Dollie

On the one hand, it’s great to see Docs back. On the other hand, THIS. Thanks, Alicia Auaa.

Amanda Bynes is just Fynes, thank you

Beleaguered and possibly unbalanced starlet Amanda Bynes has stopped the hit-and-run madness that terrified SoCal drivers, and has developed an intriguing sideline in hanging out in bathrooms and changing rooms for hours at a time, only to emerge feigning surprise anyone finds it odd. Nothing to see here! Nothing except the fact that the woman is literally walking around New York City with her shirt tucked into her underwear. I’m pretty sure that is probable cause enough to get you Bellevue’d.

Lady Gaga’s back

Someone should tell the not-so-little monster that she needs to go up to the B in pantyhose sizes now. That must feel very, very much like having to put on a two-hour song and dance show with a cheese wire between your legs.

But what does Sir Ian McKellen think?

With her recent launch of Body Revolution, guess she won’t be pricing out a tummy tuck any time soon.

Now that we’ve pulled all your captions out of the spam filter, it’s time to announce the winner of last week’s caption contest.

Lady Gaga

Snertly
September 15, 2012 at 1:08 am #

She was born to play the new Nite Owl in Watchmen 2.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Snertly! For the hypothetical presentation of the imaginary swag we virtually laud our winner with this lovely little bauble, a sapphire and diamond owl brooch from that dollar store to the 1%, Tiffany & co.

who u loooooking at?

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Lady Gaga

The Cowl of Cthulhu

Kudos to designer Asher Levine, who is not afraid to hint at who’s really behind the global fashion conspiracy. Cultists always have the best after parties. Just ask The Blonds!

Blond Jaws

Is that an Elder Sign in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Ol Spidereyes is back

This is not exactly what the scientists meant back in the mid-20th Century when they talked about “harnessing the power of plastics.” PS if that bodice gets any tighter, we’re going to have a leakage situation under the right armpit, and that’s a HAZMAT cleanup if ever I saw one.