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Lady Gaga's back

Lady Gaga’s back

Someone should tell the not-so-little monster that she needs to go up to the B in pantyhose sizes now. That must feel very, very much like having to put on a two-hour song and dance show with a cheese wire between your legs.

But what does Sir Ian McKellen think?

With her recent launch of Body Revolution, guess she won’t be pricing out a tummy tuck any time soon.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Lady Goes Gaga Edition

Now that we’ve pulled all your captions out of the spam filter, it’s time to announce the winner of last week’s caption contest.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

Snertly
September 15, 2012 at 1:08 am #

She was born to play the new Nite Owl in Watchmen 2.

Congratulations and imaginary swag to Snertly! For the hypothetical presentation of the imaginary swag we virtually laud our winner with this lovely little bauble, a sapphire and diamond owl brooch from that dollar store to the 1%, Tiffany & co.

who u loooooking at?

who u loooooking at?

Friday Caption Contest: Lady Goes Gaga Edition

You know what to do. Do it in the comments for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga

The Cowl of Cthulhu at New York Fashion Week

The Cowl of Cthulhu

The Cowl of Cthulhu

Kudos to designer Asher Levine, who is not afraid to hint at who’s really behind the global fashion conspiracy. Cultists always have the best after parties. Just ask The Blonds!

Blond Jaws

Blond Jaws

Is that an Elder Sign in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Ol’ Spidereyes is Back!

Ol Spidereyes is back

Ol Spidereyes is back

This is not exactly what the scientists meant back in the mid-20th Century when they talked about “harnessing the power of plastics.” PS if that bodice gets any tighter, we’re going to have a leakage situation under the right armpit, and that’s a HAZMAT cleanup if ever I saw one.

Murse of the Moment

Jil Sander Murse

Jil Sander Murse

This, my friends, is a paper bag.

It is not just any paper bag.

It is a paper bag designed by famed German minimalist Jil Sander, and it retails for £185 or $292.59US.

But you don’t want it.

This is the medium size, and at a mere 14″x8″x5″ it is nowhere near large enough to hold the dosage of shame you should have to cart around for paying for the damn thing in the first place.

Geri Halliwell’s military mourning

Old Spice

Old Spice

This is what happens when someone combines Commando and Half Mast.

Jessica MacGuyver!

Jessica Biel improvises

Jessica Biel improvises

Now THAT is a star! Caught in Berlin without her luggage, Jessica Biel quickly ripped down the wallpaper from the lobby of a Best Western and contrived a nifty little top and bottom number that had the fashionistas swooning. With laughter.

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