Ayyyy!

This is a strong look, for red-blooded girls. Perhaps it’s a knowing reference to the time Alexander McQueen sent a model down the runway with a conspicuous string dangling, as if her ladyparts were an old-fashioned ceiling fixture.

This Unicorn hoodie from JeanCharles de Castelbajac is completely insane:

and I must have it.

It’s just not fair: as Mylene Farmer proves, sexy, elegant French chanteuses can look sexy, elegant, French and chanteuserrific even while falling flat on their faces.

And now for a few words from sexy, elegant French chanteuserati Mylene Farmer and Vanessa Paradis: Um, Mylene is so French she may in fact be NSFW unless you work at Playboy, so you’re warned. Vanessa is of course wholesomeness itself in corporeal form; how else do you think she snared Johnny Depp, eh?

Mylene:

Vanessa:

Courtney Love, Chickenhawk.

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Oscar Campaign Violations (Movieline)

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Nazis for Jordan! (UKPopSugar)

Suicide a felony? (PopBytes)

Beaver shot (SeriouslyOMG)

St. Angelina bails out (ASL)

Tyler Durden’s Rules (CopyBlogger)

Keith Urban is an icehole (Manolo)

Canucks Amok! (Gawker)

The Crazies come out at Midnight (TenGossip)

Rapper quarantined! (WOWReport)

Crazy young drunk girl vs crazy old meth mom (LitelySalted)

Tiger Woods drained (JustJared)

Suri ditches the ‘rents (IBBB)

Lady Gaga attacks! (INeedMyFix)

Prada axes models (HollywoodBackwash)

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Avril Lavigne crosses the line (DListed)

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Blog hijacked! (CelebritySmack)

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Levi Johnson’s court order (AmyGrindhouse)

Don’t forget to enter the Caption Contest and win fabulous, completely imaginary prizes!

Sure, why not? I bet this will be the bestest blog post about fishing hats of the rich and famous that the world has ever seen. Because there’s a googlewhack if ever I heard one. Note we are not talking about hats made of fish; we’ve already covered those!

Charlie Chaplin in Ireland:

Cuba Gooding Junior, whose dapper felt chapeau does not agree with his funky jams At. All. and someone has to tell him so and it might as well be me:

Click onward to see Winston Churchill, Ernest Hemingway, Barons, Models, and assorted Royalty:

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I know, I know, I’m on an Olympic roll and it sucks for hits, but I live in Vangroover and cannot help it. Here’s something daintier than hockey spinsters and ski bums: a tantalizing taste of the fabulousness that is Ice Couture!

via Cvxn

Also, tonight we won in Ice Dancing, so Yay! Let’s have a rousing chorus of O Canada…metal-style.

And a little something for the Americans:

and a video straight from the studio of Tania Bass, Manhattan’s hottest ice couturier:

Or at least a sort of mouldy brown. But it’s so nice of him to come up with a crafts project the whole family can do with nothing more than old paper sacks and a stick figure.

Kelly Osbourne, having tried every other look under the sun, goes back to her roots: Neanderthal.