December 12, 2011 in
Billionaires,Celebrity,Crazy Couples,Euro,Fashion,Fashion Victim with

what a tit
Sure. It makes total sense to me. She’s the wife of an executive at Rovio, which produces app juggernaut Angry Birds, and she just wanted to fly the flag for her husband’s company. Makes total sense.
But why is she wearing the pasty on the outside?
December 2, 2011 in
Fashion,Fashion Victim,Kate Beckinsale with

But it's a Laura Ashley pillowcase!
Kudos to Kate! She and I both landed new jobs this week: mine, reporter, hers, house elf.
November 28, 2011 in
Accessory to Crime,Ayyyy!,Caption Contest,Celebrity,Fashion,Fashion Victim with
Santa’s just added one witty commenter to his Naughty List; that’s what I call a credential!

Spike is sad he missed out on that part in Bridget Jones's Diary
Natalie Anne Lanoville
November 26, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Shut down at the Buffy Christmas Party, Spike regrets the consulting fee he paid Derek Zoolander.
That’s two wins now for Natalie! And what has Santa Spike got in his sack for her this time? What could be better than a collection of Mark Roberts ’12 Days of Christmas’ Fairies
?


November 19, 2011 in
Fashion,Fashion Victim,Starlets,Twilight with

Ashley Greene at the Breaking Waistband premiere
Nice try, Ashley! Good work at the Canadian Breaking Dawn premiere, pandering to Canuckistani patriotism with the obligatory red outfit on the red carpet (presumably the white is your refreshingly un-orange self). But even though Canada isn’t Paris, it was still a bad idea to try to repurpose Aunt Suzie’s maternity separates as a red carpet gown without so much as a judicious safety-pinning.

What a waist!
November 8, 2011 in
Fashion,Fashion Victim,Starlets with

Michelle Williams lights up our lives in Oscar de la Renta
Oh honey, no. I don’t care how much fun you’re having (and when you think of fun-loving starlets, doesn’t your mind automatically go first to Michelle Williams?) the lampshade goes on your head!


It doesn’t turn us on.
November 3, 2011 in
Amanda Seyfried,Ayyyy!,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Starlets with

Amanda Seyfried cut short
Isn`t Amanda Seyfried just adorable? She can`t wait to start her first day of school at the Mena Suvari Academy for Starlets Who Never Quite Reached Their Full Potential. Or the bathroom on time.
October 27, 2011 in
Ayyyy!,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Kate Bosworth,Starlets with

Kate Bosworth Blinding Burberry
Pity the lovely (yet somewhat gnarled) Kate Bosworth, seen here trying to get as far away as possible from her party frock. No matter how much Burberry paid her to get into that monstrosity, it couldn’t have been easy to appear in public this way. It’s as the designer got incredibly high on acid and created to commemorate a gruesome, drawn-out butterfly death scene from Pink Floyd:’s The Wall
.
They wouldn’t do this to Emma Watson, would they Kate?
October 14, 2011 in
Celebrity,Celebrity Moms,Cougars,Courtney Love,Fashion,Super Fantastic! with

courtney loves it
To tell you the truth, I kind of love it, too. It’s like she was on her way to a drag queen’s funeral, realized it just wasn’t fabulous enough, and stapled some wild turkeys and Shih Tzus around the hips. For Courtney Love, this is an improvement.