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Lessons from Professor Bill Murray

raincoaster — Wed, 23 May 2012 02:11:39 +0000

We’re back! Thanks to Ubuntu upgrades for taking my computer offline for the past half-week. It was lovely to be welcomed back to the interwebs by Philosopher King Bill Murray, seen here nattering on adorably on the subjects of spiced rum, Wes Anderson, and quality Madras pants.

Bill Murray, Mad(ras) Man

raincoaster — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:16:14 +0000

Bill Murray in Madras in Cannes

Oh, Bill Murray, will you marry me? Or at least lend me that jacket? Once a preppie, always a preppie; check out the topsiders and Wayfarers. Bill Murray is the true Midlife Maharajah of Madras.

Xtina’s BACK!

raincoaster — Wed, 09 May 2012 10:12:41 +0000

Christina Aguilera's back

And we’ve got her. WAYYY too much of her for that outfit, in fact. But the clear support strap is intriguing: is this what they used to give Mariah a six pack? Looks like a clear plastic cheese wire, and we should all be grateful that Xtina’s leathery hide retained surface tension enough to fight it off.

Happy 4/20!

raincoaster — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 14:26:21 +0000

from Ayyyy and Emily Blunt.

Emily Blunt says Happy 4/20

“Blunt.” Heheheheheheheh. Uhhh, what was I saying?

Is anyone hungry?

Salma Hayek goes seepies

raincoaster — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 10:25:57 +0000

Salma Hayek PJs

Ayyyy! Somebody alert the Manolo! Looks like Salma Hayek has got herself a job as a blogger!

Open Wide

raincoaster — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 09:31:35 +0000

Angelina Opens Wide

Oh dear. Looks like SOMEBODY bought the wrong size tampon!

What a tit.

raincoaster — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 03:05:15 +0000

what a tit

Sure. It makes total sense to me. She’s the wife of an executive at Rovio, which produces app juggernaut Angry Birds, and she just wanted to fly the flag for her husband’s company. Makes total sense.

But why is she wearing the pasty on the outside?

Kongrats, Kate!

raincoaster — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 07:23:48 +0000

But it's a Laura Ashley pillowcase!

Kudos to Kate! She and I both landed new jobs this week: mine, reporter, hers, house elf.

Friday Caption Contest Results: Christmas Spike Edition

raincoaster — Tue, 29 Nov 2011 00:46:31 +0000

Santa’s just added one witty commenter to his Naughty List; that’s what I call a credential!

Spike is sad he missed out on that part in Bridget Jones's Diary

Natalie Anne Lanoville
November 26, 2011 at 10:18 pm
Shut down at the Buffy Christmas Party, Spike regrets the consulting fee he paid Derek Zoolander.

That’s two wins now for Natalie! And what has Santa Spike got in his sack for her this time? What could be better than a collection of Mark Roberts ’12 Days of Christmas’ Fairies?

Ashley Greene: Breaking Waistband

raincoaster — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 17:05:28 +0000

Ashley Greene at the Breaking Waistband premiere

Nice try, Ashley! Good work at the Canadian Breaking Dawn premiere, pandering to Canuckistani patriotism with the obligatory red outfit on the red carpet (presumably the white is your refreshingly un-orange self). But even though Canada isn’t Paris, it was still a bad idea to try to repurpose Aunt Suzie’s maternity separates as a red carpet gown without so much as a judicious safety-pinning.

What a waist!