Ayyyy!

Personally, when you’ve got such a splendid piece of tailoring from the neck down, I don’t think you should be drawing attention away from it.

Got a giant insect problem? There’s a much more fabulous solution than bug spray, and here’s how to achieve it!

With all the breathless minute-by-minute coverage of Gwyneth Paltrow’s red-carpet heels, spare a thought for Michelle Monaghan and the Pac-man ghosts hanging around her ankles. She’s still a relative newbie at this game but given enough tabloid attention and designer freebies, she’ll be up to her ears in seven-inch Christian Louboutins in no time. And they might even fit properly too!

It probably costs more than my rent, but something about Melora Hardin’s dress reminds me of a cat struggling to escape from the confines of a badly wrapped package.  Fortunately she’ll be able to blend into the background quite seamlessly when the dratted thing finally manages to burst through.

One is an unusual bird, the other is a freakishly odd bride. 

Stylish but oh so wonderfully practical! Now you have all the protection you need from harmful UV and gamma radiation! Great for those who toil under the harsh sun or within the secret underground lair of an evil genius hellbent on taking over the world with his fearsome atomic lizards.

This is why you should always run through an underwear roll call before the entire bridal party leaves for the ceremony. Oh well, looks like someone will just have to sit out the bouquet toss!

Both have experience playing the ruthless tyrant, only - one is a god like his father, the other was known as the Godfather.

Perhaps the single greatest concentration of awesomeness in the entire celebrity gossip blogosphere (TaylorMayde)

What IS Dick Cheney looking at? The possibilities revealed (PrettyOnTheOutside)

Karl Lagerfeld’s coke dealer photographed! (Towleroad)

For your next necrophiliac Goth stag party: the Marilyn Monroe postmortem sex tape (Websters)

Pete Doherty adapting well to the bottom bunk (AgentBedhead)

But his ego needs a separate bed (CelebWarship)

Kate Moss dressed for a white wedding (TheRadReport)

Amy Winehouse with child (DListed)

Mariah’s diet secrets have nothing to do with lipo, coke, or diet Redbull. Honest to blog (HollywoodBackwash)

James Blunt is easily hurt (ICYDK)

The Hoff is hawt! (SeriouslyOMG)

Grandma got run over by Timbaland (DerekHail)

Britney Spears to show Chris Crocker how it’s done (TastefulCelebs)

The $90 million per year Chickenhawk strikes again! (CircusHour)

Did a jealous Woz put the hit on Adnan Ghalib? (CeleBitchy)

Jessica Alba visited by the Titty Fairy (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Britney gives ME whiplash, too (CelebritySmack)

JLo lost preggo weight, yo. You may now recommence hating her (JustJared)

Save the cheerleader (from the paparazzi) (GabbyBabble)

Hillary Clinton can’t even get a boilermaker right (DailyStab)

Renee Zellweger and the Curse of Bridget Jones (DailyMail)

I Know My Kid’s a Star lets everyone know your mom is a trainwreck (IBBB)

Recession makes Botox unaffordable? Twice the worry lines! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Silver Fox Smackdown: Miss Manners vs Anna Wintour (Gawker)

SATC spoilers. Uh, SPOILER ALERT! (Defamer)

Grandma, what luscious fur you’ve got! That’ll teach the Big Bad Wolf to mess around with Little Red Riding Hood and her pelt-loving posse.

It’s not the best quality mermaid costume out there but you won’t see glamour model turned children’s author Katie Price complaining about it.   This sort of thing not only has great novelty value but it would also fit comfortably right in at an event like the Billboard Latin Music Awards.

Having spotted this disturbing phenomenon at the Ports 1961 LA store opening, we pose the question “Why does nobody expose their heads at indoor fashion events anymore?”:
(a) To conceal the need for a root touch-up
(b) To protect hair from the ever-present dangers of UV rays, falling pieces of plaster and head lice
(c) Head coverings are now handed out at the door instead of gift bags
(d) Adds to the mystery of why one was invited in the first place