Yes, Kristen Stewart smiling. I couldn’t believe it either.

Michael Jackson, a saint for our times (TrueSlant)

Michael Jackson still dead: update at 11 (raincoaster)

Chuck Norris, designer (lolebrity)

Atheists don’t get hymns (TheManolo)

Work it out (ManoloHome)

Consolation Prize (ManoloBig)

Swaddling clothes have a LIMIT PEOPLE: Bridal Diaper myth debunked (ManoloBrides)

It’s confession time! (TeenyManolo)

Katy Perry and Russell Brand are off the market? (AllieIsWired)

Sandra is Free! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Lohan 2.0 isn’t waiting for the casting agents (CeleBitchy)

The plastic surgery double standard (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Jennifer Capriati took a shot at suicide (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Amy Locane DUI Death (CelebritySmack)

Pocket celebs (CityRag)

I’m sorry, hon, Elizabeth Hurley comes along once in a lifetime (SeriouslyOMG)

Oprah on top (HaveUHeard)

Prince Harry goes down (INeedMyFix)

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What a fashion victim. Yes,  you could say he got Punk’d.

Today’s trendoid is not complete without a green machine. Which of these designer contraptions will wheel away with your heart?

The economical $3500 Hermes:

bicycle hermes

Or what about the veddy, veddy posh $17,000 Chanel (at that price it should come with a decorative manservant to pedal)

bicycle chanel

Or, if geek-flavoured laziness is your thing, how about a nice Chanel Segway?

Chanel Segway

Don’t forget the accessories: a stylish helmet and bike clips!

bike helmets I'd actually wear

Chanel bikecuffs

Hey Lindsay, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

Lois Aldrin shows that the legs are the last to go (other than the spirit, and the ability to look good in Van Gogh-style prints) and demonstrates more devastating taste in kicks than David Carradine ever dreamed of.

As you can see, new mom and former Most Beautiful Model in the Whole Entire World Giselle Bundchen is delighted to present Jessica Lengyel of Colcci, designer of the only outfit in history to bring her down to “mere cute mortal attractiveness” level. Congratulations, that is true contrarian fashion genius.

Black and white is a classic look. Heck, it even looked good on Frank Gorshin!

Isn’t it adorable, the caring, gentle way James Brolin guides a disoriented homeless senior past the deadly ranks of Malibu paparazzi?

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Now this, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, is a waste of effort. Because the actual function of a bustle is to add curves where there aren’t any by nature. Famously contrarian Twilight star Kristen Stewart, however, seems to have found one that makes her behind look even flatter than before. Um, congrats? You’re about to become the empowering inspiration for third-rate female impersonators around the globe.