When the producers rounded up the whole gang for the Sex and the City movie, they even managed to include that dreaded floral monstrosity that plagued all the accessories stores during the show’s heyday. Now it’s back, and bigger than ever before. Carrie better be feeding that thing regularly or else it could start snacking on her during the night like so:
Britney facing criminal charges (PerezHilton)
George Clooney in motorcycle accident (PopSugar)
Condi Rice’s crib (Metrocentric)
Britney fans’s nekkid protest, like, OMG! (Postcards)
Milla Jovovich’s baby bump (DailyStab)
Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA! (AgentBedhead)
Johnny Rotten tells junkie stars to clean up their acts (CelebritySmack!)
Dear Brangelina, plzplzplz adopt me kthxbai (I’mNotObsessed)
Sarah Michelle Gellar, miser? (HolyMoly)
James Blunt, miser, manslut? (Celebitchy)
Katherine Heigel to produce Lost and Found (BuzzSugar)
Brad Pitt, private dancer (Us)
Jim Carrey, the autism whisperer (HolyCandy)
Jennifer Lopez bringing the 70′s back (Hollywood Offender)
Kim Kardashian is Miss December (The Superficial)
Bennifer Garner-Affleck even fight nicely (People)
Amy Winehouse’s MOBOs moment explained (WOWreport)
Smells like Courtney Love? (Agent Bedhead)
Kathy Griffin is engaged, about to be richer than God (Celebitchy)
Jennifer Aniston…still getting work in movies (CelebritySmack)
Jennifer Garner’s six pack (CelebSlam)
Rock and Roll Facelift Roundup (CityRag)
Debra Messing is bringing the muu-muu back (DailyStab)
Vanessa and Zac: splitsville? (Derek Hail)
Angie is Nicole’s guardian angel (Dlisted)
speaking of which, Angie’s only slept with four men (Glosslip)
Justine Bateman works the Holly Hobbie look (GoFugYourself)
Oscar de la Hoya in fishnets? (HollywoodRag)
Lee Greenwood needs the green, not red, white and blue (Hollywood Offender)
Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull spoilers (JoBlo)
Prince Freddie von Mr. Zsa Zsa speaks out (TMZ)
Yes, OJ is free. Lock up your blondes (Defamer)
Who wore it better: Amy Wino vs Edward Scissorhands (HolyCandy)
Britney’s partying again. Big shocker, eh? (I’m Not Obsessed!)
Dita covers up nicely (Mollygood)
Alicia Silverstone gets nekkid for Peta (FitSugar)
Pictured above, looking fabulous, are Kate Moss and her replacement Courtney Love if you believe the rumours:
Rocker Courtney Love is reportedly dating Kate Moss’ rocker ex Pete Doherty.
The couple was spotted kissing and cuddling over lunch in a Wiltshire, England, pub. It is believed the former Hole frontwoman was visiting the Babyshambles singer during his spell in rehab. A source tells Britain’s The Daily Star, “It’s too early to say if it could be romance. But these two are both musicians, both self destructive and rather poetic.”
How very very true, source to The Daily Star. It doesn’t have to make sense, but the joining of two musicians in love is always a cataclysmic event, leading to a simultaneous outpouring of self-destruction and poetry. Upon hearing this latest revelation, Kate could only shake her head wildly and rend her vintage couture garment in profound despair. Her night was well and ruined but all was not lost. At least she had come up with a cute little number for the next Topshop collection.
Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are puck bunnies (Daily Stab)
Britney: fired, barred, ejected, dangerous, subpoena’d, custodyless, and still stuck with Federline (Agent Bedhead)
Sugababes vs James Blunt, pot vs kettle (Celebrity Smack)
Mary-Louise Parker adopts a baby (We Love Celebs)
Sally Field’s bleep is the quote o’ the day (GabbyBabble)
Barry Manilow vs Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Gone Hollywood)
David Beckham joins the Men in Black (Holy Candy)
Lindsay Lohan’s street style (Cityrag)
Keira Knightly is HUUUUUUGE! (I’m Not Obsessed)
Tori Amos serenades Britney Spears (LA Rag Mag)
Angelina Jolie trips out at Disneyland (Pop on the Pop)
Chloe Sevigny’s rehab-themed photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar (Hollywood Backwash)
Paula Abdul and her metrosexual man (HolyMoly)
Jennifer Garner is the superfantastic! (Popsugar)
Ozzie and Sharon’s new crib (WizbangPop)
Shia Le Buff (WOW Report)
O.J. has a girlfriend? (Glossip)
Sharon Stone does Dior (Players, Haters, and Imitators)
Chris Crocker-themed Myspace graphics (MyMyspace)
Angelina pregnant again? (I’m Not Obsessed)
Drew Barrymore, Gay Pirate (Agent Bedhead)
The Butterscotch Stallion returns! (Mollygood)
JLo: the lost Spice Girl (Daily Stab)
Jodie Foster will kick your ass (Pajiba)
OJ arrested! Oh noes! (Celebrity Smack)
Celebrity Sports, the Photoshop Challenge (Worth 1000)
Britney is losing custody? (PerezHilton)
Posh vs the Jolly Green Giant: who wore it best? (Holy Candy)
Drunkblogging the Emmys (Defamer)
Gwen Stefani’s suing Forever 21 (A Socialite’s Life)
Kate Beckinsale’s new lips get an outing (Girls Talkin’ Smack)
Heidi Montag’s 21st birthday (Bricks and Stones)
Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Fun City (Hollywood Backwash)
OJ’s Ghostwriters: If I ReWrote It (MediaBistro)
RuPaul in Zombie Prom! (WOW Report)
Courtney Love: lip surgery or herpes? (Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery)
Dastardly thieves have made off with a piece of Broadway history:
A piece of luggage that was holding a famous dress bound for the Smithsonian Museum was taken from Broadway and film actress Carol Channing as she arrived at the Renaissance Hollywood hotel on Thursday, police said.
Channing — who won a Tony Award for her starring role in “Hello, Dolly!” — was entering the hotel, which is located at 1755 N. Highland Ave., around 12:30 p.m. when a suspect stole the took the bag, said Officer Jason Lee of the Los Angeles Police Department media relations office.
So if you have any information concerning its whereabouts please tip off the authorities before it ends up on the Russian black market. In other news, the dress worn by Leslie Caron to last week’s Primetime Creative Arts Emmy Awards remains undisturbed. For now.
UDPATED: Carol Channing’s dress has been returned by a homeless person, no doubt after he read this blog post.
Yes yes the dresses were awfully pretty and ladylike, but how about that sexy bit of blouse at the end? No Donna Karan Intimates for this lady. Look, it’s made Anna so flustered she’s gripping her sunglasses until all the veins in her arms have popped out.
