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Larry Craig and the Village People get their groove on! (Disembedded)
Celebrities love Mr. Bones (Jezebel)
Life after Xena for Lucy Lawless (AgentBedhead)
LiLo’s new BF jilted his fiance for her (with bonus mug shot goodness) (CelebritySmack)
Pamela Anderson as: Hooker Bride Barbie! (DailyStab)
Colin Farrell and Natalie Portman do good (GlitteratiGossip)
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, not so good (GoFugYourself)
Donald Trump disses George Clooney and Angelina Jolie. Start the countdown to the assassination (HolyCandy)
LAPD investigates Orlando Bloom’s car crash (I’mNotObsessed)
Raising Suri Cruise by the book: Dianetics (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Michael Jackson on Kid Nation? Uh, so to speak. (JustJared)
Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia not dating (OK)
Victoria Beckham cracks a smile (PerezHilton)
Kate Moss debuts her Joan Collins tribute collection (MollyGood)
Taye Diggs hotter even when goofy than any man you know (PopSugar)
Ellen DeGeneris releases the hounds (TMZ)
Kimora Lee Simmons, Russell Simmons, their kids, and Djimon Hounsou at the Pumpkin Patch (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Paris Hilton dumps another one (TheRadReport)
Celebrities cheat on their taxes too! (TheJellyfisher)
Debra Messing’s got a new job (Seriously?OMG!WTF?)
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Paris and Nicky “TwigletThighs” Hilton go shopping (I’mNotObsessed)
Brad Pitt just has a wide stance (HolyCandy)
Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and Emmy Rossum lounging chez GQ (DailyStab)
Britney has an entertaining new stalker (CelebritySmack)
Meanwhile, so do gossip blog receptionists (WOWReport)
It’s official: World’s Biggest Gold-Digger (GabbyBabble)
Snub Madonna at your own risk (AgentBedhead)
Julia Roberts, beloved by beyotches (ASocialite’sLife)
Kneel to the disco-tastic glory that is Joan Collins (TheMeatScale)
Pete Doherty is clean, sober, still rather a basketcase (DListed)
Snoop Doggy Dawg is in da menz room! (Mollygood)
Britney kin reed, y’all (INFDaily)
Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s kitchen is perfect (AllieIsWired)
Mandy Moore LOVES the Raffi (BricksAndStones)
Mazel Tov, Drew Carey (Defamer)
Everybody’s pregnant: Lauryn Hill edition (YouhgBlackAndFabulous)
The Inflatable Prince Harry (PerezHilton)
Nigella Lawson wins Breast Supporting Dress
Nigella Lawson comes out in support of her breast examiner (and thousands rejoice, line up for his job on the off-chance he’s going away for five to fifteen).
Nigel Sacks has a worldwide reputation for treating breast cancer and former patients include the TV cook Nigella Lawson, who saw him for regular screening. Last week she described him as a ‘force for good’.
But as well as facing 19 charges of false accounting he is being sued by health insurance giant AXA PPP for an estimated £200,000 over alleged discrepancies between invoices he submitted and the medical records of private patients
Weekend lynx
Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)
Ashlee Simpson’s 80’s Party pix (HolyCandy)
McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)
Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)
Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless…(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)
Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)
Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)
Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)
Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)
Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)
Nun amok! (Defamer)
Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)
Maddox quits school (DListed)
Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)
Post Posse
Jenny from the cell block (GoFugYourself)
The five unsexiest women alive (Maxim)
Kate Moss as the Debbie Harry Zombie (AgentBedhead)
Backstreet’s back! (DailyStab)
Michelle Rodriguez is lost for 180 days (TMZ)
Paris Hilton to annoy Kiefer Sutherland in jail (CelebritySmack)
Britney stands up kids, judge. Again. (I’mNotObsessed)
Penelope Cruz is dating down (HolyCandy)
Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight continue to avoid one another (USWeekly)
Amy Winehouse seeks freedom, fries (GlossLip)
Sarah Jessica Parker covets the scent of superior styling (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)
American Idol’s Corey Clark could be touring the slammer soon (WizbangPop)
Reese Witherspoon works the red carpet without Jake (EvilBeetGossip)
Victoria Beckham’s forehead of pebbly doom (Mollygood)
Famous Hookups: just what it says (FamousHookups)
Ricky Martin rocks the sysadmin look (TheMeatScale)
links across the ocean
Britney and Jamie-Lynn attacked! (Adeline and Hazel)
Kiefer Sutherland hasn’t got time to plead not guilty! (TMZ)
But he does have time to do 48 days (PerezHilton)
Charlie Sheen’s girl is a RealDoll (Defamer)
Lindsay Lohan is high on puns (OK!)
Hoff is off! (the wagon) (Mollygood)
Linday Lohan and Joey Buttafuoco…wait, what? (Mr.Paparazzi)
Forward Britney’s resume to HR! Thank me later (HolyCandy)
TomKat out to dinner, not lunch (I’mNotObsessed)
Nicole Richie’s baby bump gets bigger, browner (DailyStab)
Jude Law IS Celebrity Dave (AgentBedhead)
Vince Neil’s wife, Amanda Lepore? (CelebritySmack)
Tom Cruise’s blackmailer’s death “suspicious.” You don’t say? (CeleBitchy)
Has Angelina Jolie had a schnozzoplasty? (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
George Clooney is never living this one down (Jossip)
Britney passed her drug test (DListed)
Tinsley Mortimer’s poncho, life are not like yours (ParkAvenuePeerage)
Victoria Beckham to play flying monkey? (TheMeatScale)
Jennifer Lopez keeps mum (GirlsTalkinSmack)
John Stamos plays doctor at Disney World (JustJared)