Links! In! Space!
Sulu picks a stardate, sets a course for lurve! (SeriouslyOMG)
Gina Gershon will have you know she has standards! (GenosWorld)
George Clooney’s castoffs fall to Earth in Las Vegas (CandyKirby)
Giant genie caught in Naomi Campbell’s gravitational field (CelebuWreck)
What planet is Amy Winehouse on? (POTP)
On what planet is KFed the best dad? (OK)
Hot 100 lists according to lesbians, gays, lad mags, and rags read only at the hairdresser’s (Buzzfeed)
Spaciest celebrity excuses (Gawker)
Jason Beghe is one brave Thetan (AgentBedhead)
Tom Cruise eats Thetans for breakfast (lolebrity)
Kirsti Alley’s body Thetans apparently breeding like rabbits (Yeeeeah)
The stratosphere’s the limit for Brangelina baby pic prices (DailyStab)
Alien Janet Jackson surprises Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (AllieIsWired)
Tatum O’Neal’s excuses are out of this world (CelebritySmack)
Gwyneth Paltrow doing her bit to repopulate the Earth (ImNotObsessed)
Selma Blair rejects cyborg parts (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Space coordinates of Heaven brought to you by Ashley Tisdale and a deodorant (JustJared)
Captain Kirk wants YOU! And your friend over there… (Defamer)