Ayyyy!

Were you among the tiny minority who guessed our Mystery Feet from the other day? I knew as soon as I posted it to Facebook that for CERTAIN people this would pose no difficulty whatsoever, particularly as our Barefoot Boy tends to be Bare as often as he possibly can, including on shopping trips in the city.

Viggo Barefoot

Congratulations to Adrienne, who was the first to correctly guess Viggo Mortensen was the long-toed stranger. For Adrienne’s imaginary prize of hypothetical magnificence, we virtually present the entire catalog of Viggo’s publishing company, Perceval Press:

CANCIONES DEINVIERNO CD Viggo Mortensen		CANCIONES DE INVIERNO/ WINTER SONGS Viggo Mortensen		LAS PEQUEÑAS GRANDES COSAS Talo Kejner
STRANGE MOVIE FULL OF DEATH Scott Wannberg		US FUTURE STATES ATLAS Dan Mills		ANTOLOGIA de la NUEVA POESÍA ARGENTINA Ed. Gustavo López
TWELVE THE KING Michael Blake		MOSTLY PEOPLE Robert Whitman		OTRA ISLA PARA MIGUEL Henry Eric Hernández
SÅDANSET Viggo Mortensen		AT ALL Viggo Mortensen		THE SILENCING Alix Lambert
SKOVBO Viggo Mortensen		TIME WAITS FOR EVERYONE Viggo Mortensen		EL NUEVO ARTE CUBANO Kevin Power Magaly Espinosa
3 FOOLS 4 APRIL Scott Wannberg, Hank Mortensen, and Viggo Mortensen		I FORGET YOU FOR EVER Viggo Mortensen		MAGICAL METEORITE SONGWRITING DEVICE Exene Cervenka

barefoot mystery man feets

Okay, so my answer to the Mystery Sock post was a little oblique. And not everyone has jumped on the Assange fangirl bandwagon, so here is a penance post. This celebrity is a very solid if elusive and Garbo-esque B-lister with an A-List past and unquestionable sex appeal. Can you identify our Barefoot Man with the long toes?

Holey Sock, Batman! Who's that metrosexual?

It’s time to reveal our Holey Celebrity from last week. Although we had many entertaining and ambitious guesses (Courtney Love? I ONLY WISH!) we had no actual winner this time. Well, it was pretty esoteric, even though this particular celebrity has been seen in sock feet more than once or twice before. We may make Name That Sockster a regular feature, since it’s obviously quite tricky and none of our other mysteries managed to keep you in suspense for long.

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Yes, we are daringly venturing into the Manolo‘s territory with this, our first Guess The Celebrity By The Footwear post. But we are relatively sure the Manolo would never defile his blog with the following graphic image:

Holy Sock, Batman! I wonder who this could be?

Nice pedicure!

You remember our darling Mystery Mother’s Day celebrity and her mom? We’ve got a winner:

Mystery Mommy and Me

Jo
May 10, 2011 at 5:30 pm

Dietrich!

YES! At last we have a Guess the Celeb contest that goes longer than one day! Congratulations to the sharp-eyed Jo: congratulations and imaginary swag. For our new champeen, we have the very Dietrich-worthy backless sequined silk-chiffon gown by Ashish.

Welcome back! It’s time to play an all-new edition of Guess the Mystery Guest! In this case the mystery guest photo contains not only an embryonic celebrity, but also her mother. Let’s see how long this one goes: I think the record is six hours.

Mystery Mommy and Me

A word of warning: this image is going around the web with some false information attached. So don’t fall for the first thing Google sends you, do some digging if you don’t know for sure and certain.

Yes, it’s another round of “Guess the Celebrity(and let’s see if it takes you more than fifteen minutes this time).”

Mystery Flapper is where Karl Lagerfeld stole his fan?

Guesses in the comments, and while you’re pondering, I suggest you enjoy a tasty and nutritious Strawberry Flapper and some gossip links:

The most epic post in the history of epicosity! (raincoaster)

Brando prepares for his greatest role (ManoloFood)

Lindsay Lohan SANS FARDS (Ayyyy)

Harry Potter and the Slash of Fandom (Lolebrity)

Nicole Kidman’s been swallowed by a python (AgentBedhead)

And her baby is all, “Wasn’t SATC ten years ago? Whatever, Mom.” (BusyBeeBlogger)

So does three quarters of Louisiana, but that won’t make it happen (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Xtina has the hiccups (CelebDirtyLaundry)

OH MY GOD I AM SUDDENLY SO HAPPY AND DUMB. AND HAPPY!!!1!! (DailyStab)

Won’t you spare a thought for the poor reality show millionaires? (EarSucker)

What Beaker Saw (cannot be unseen, I warned you!) (FitFabCeleb)

No, Justin, that’s not what she meant by the Burning Bush (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Kirstie Alley not immune to gravity (HaveUHeard)

L. Ron Jr is five! (HollywoodHiccups)

Amy Winehouse put a ring on it (INeedMyFix)

The Oddest Couple (MathewGuiver)

Then she took some gigolo to Disneyland (PoorBritney)

Garey Busey almost gets Meatloafed (PopBytes)

I don’t know who this is, but I want it (SwoonWorthy)

Tara Reid still clinging to life, relevance (TheSkinny)

On the other hand, how much do most 90-year-olds make? (TheSkinnyChic)

Oh, you people! You gave me fifteen whole minutes to gloat about stumping you before you nailed it one after the other!

Presenting our mysterious Oriental beauty of earlier this week:

You can't hide it when you've got it!

Yes, as Gina and several others correctly guessed, this veiled lovely is the loveliest of all: Miss Elizabeth Taylor. To our perceptive winner we hypothetically award the virtual prize of this little Chopard bauble that might possibly, on a good day, be Liz-worthy.

a mere trinket, really