Chelsy Davy comes to her senses; Prince Harry now off the market again (HolyMoly)

Tom Cruise, skanky old perv? (AgentBedhead)

Boy George vs Ginger Spice, bet on the chick to win (GabbyBabble)

Natalie Portman busts a move (IDontLikeYouInThatWay)

Zac Efron gets posies from photogs (JustJared)

Viggo Alan Poe: quoth the raven, Stallone is directing??? WTF? (TunaFlix)

Mary Kate Olsen shows off her troll hooker style (TheMeatScale)

13 going on 40: the latest Lohan (HolyCandy)

Amy Winehouse fired by tour manager (CrabbiesHollywood)

George Clooney is ready to ride (TMZ)

David Copperfield’s island, reputation sinking (StupidCelebritiesGossip)

A Paltrow grows in Brooklyn (but still looks Protestant) (Mollygood)

Chloe Sevigny for Chloe (DailyStab)

Lohan on the loose! Lock up your sons! (D*anasDirt)

Hard time for Lindsay (WebstersIsMyBiotch)

A surgeon’s thoughts on the Donda West case  (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Hawt Rainn Wilson and hot Dr. Pepper (Defamer)

Spice Fug (GoFugYourself)

Britney can’t drive with the Federspawn (PerezHilton)

Duelling celebrity babies (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion gets freaky with it (DailyStab)

Ellen BigFatPlateOfNothingDiet Pompeo is wed (ImNotObsessed)

Buy Britney’s Starbucks leftovers! (CelebSlam)

Keira Knightly is Sienna Miller’s best (only) fan (HolyMoly)

Angelina Jolie’s baby return policy? (Popsugar)

Shocker! Jennifer Aniston is a sore loser (Popbytes)

Rihanna is an Oreo (CelebritySmack)

Jason Patric steals not just Julia Roberts, but anything else he can get his hands on (CelebNewsWire)

Matt Damon kicks Ben Affleck’s ass yet again (CelebrityCowboy)

Another Osmond in rehab! Oh, those wacky Mormons (ETOnline)

Heath Ledger another victim of the Kate Hudson hotness-sapping superpower (DListed)

A day in the life of Winehouse: ambulance at dawn, concert at dusk (PerezHilton)

Brangelina is island shopping (OK)

Brandon Davis is a toxic substance (NYP)

“Right, now how fluent in Spanish are you again? We’re in the middle of reading Cien años de soledad at the moment.”

“Mommy!!! This lady is scaring me.”

“What about food preferences? Are you a fan of macrobiotic snacks? Have a favourite Michelin starred chef?”

“Mommy!!!!!!!! I wanna go home! Now!!!!!!!!”

“Wait..don’t go!  I don’t even know if you’re compatible with Apple & Moses fashion-wise! Who are you wearing? Any thoughts on the latest Little Marc collection? Bubble sleeves with wedge heel boots – yay or nay?!?” 

Paris and Nicky “TwigletThighs” Hilton go shopping (I’mNotObsessed)

Brad Pitt just has a wide stance (HolyCandy)

Jessica and Ashlee Simpson and Emmy Rossum lounging chez GQ (DailyStab)

Britney has an entertaining new stalker (CelebritySmack)

Meanwhile, so do gossip blog receptionists (WOWReport)

It’s official: World’s Biggest Gold-Digger (GabbyBabble)

Snub Madonna at your own risk (AgentBedhead)

Julia Roberts, beloved by beyotches (ASocialite’sLife)

Kneel to the disco-tastic glory that is Joan Collins (TheMeatScale)

Pete Doherty is clean, sober, still rather a basketcase (DListed)

Snoop Doggy Dawg is in da menz room! (Mollygood)

Britney kin reed, y’all (INFDaily)

Even Gwyneth Paltrow’s kitchen is perfect (AllieIsWired)

Mandy Moore LOVES the Raffi (BricksAndStones)

Mazel Tov, Drew Carey (Defamer)

Everybody’s pregnant: Lauryn Hill edition (YouhgBlackAndFabulous)

The Inflatable Prince Harry (PerezHilton)

Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson’s 80′s Party pix (HolyCandy)

McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)

Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless…(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)

Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)

Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)

Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)

Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)

Nun amok! (Defamer)

Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)

Maddox quits school (DListed)

Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)