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Blockbuster Links!

Friday, June 20th, 2008
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Paris Hilton and The Pope star in: The Odd Couple (AgentBedhead)(link challenger)

Steve Guttenberg ar not haz-bean! (Lolebrity)

Marcrida Patterson in When Underwear Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Taco Bell presents 50 Cent in Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner (DailyStab)

Desperate Craigslister in Bringing Up Baby (CandyKirby)

Eddie Murphy in Daddy Daycare! Oh, he already was? (ImNotObsessed)

Will Smith in…WHAT????? (SeriouslyOMG)

Amy Winehouse in The Hospital (Mollygood)

Meg Ryan in The Time Machine (IBBB)

My Fair Fugly (GoFugYourself)

Jamie-Lynn Spears in Labour Pains! (Websters)

Jamie-Lynn’s babydaddy in Pun Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest (PerezHilton)

David Beckham in The Illusionist (Yeeeeah)

The five unsexiest movies about sex (Spout)

Charlotte Church in The Club (CelebWarship)

Piers Morgan in Gold Diggers of 2008 (CeleBitchy)

Britney Spears(?) and David Hasselhoff in Bosom Buddies (GenosWorld)


Link in the Pink

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
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The photographers are out to get Katherine Heigl (Websters)

Dear Kanye… (SeriouslyOMG)

Good Girl/Bad Girl hair wars: Beyonce vs Kate Moss (Lolebrity)

Wedding bells for gays in California (Mollygood)

Jennifer Aniston is being “actressy” again (Jossip)

Joan Rivers is too sweary for England (PerezHilton)

Led Zeppelin wins best live act: what year is this? (UKPopSugar)

Billy Ray Cyrus is a metaphor machine (Radar)

George Takei gets a marriage license (JustJared)

Paris Hilton schooled on puppy abuse (WizbangPop)

Jennifer Lopez takes Skeletor for a walk (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Eddie Murphy has a big head (DListed)

Usher is a sexpert? (ImNotObsessed)

Ho-down at the Bunny Hutch (CandyKirby)

Tara Reid not dead, waitressing at pirate bar (GoFugYourself)

Get Smart is on BoobieWatch Patrol (NinjaDude)

Will Smith vs Willow Smith (DailyStab)

Scott Baio’s baby’s health scare (CelebritySmack)

Chris Rock has something in common with Pete Doherty (AgentBedhead)

Heidi Fleiss puts the “mad” in “madam” (Defamer)


Monday Night Links

Tuesday, June 17th, 2008
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Jason Priestley bringz it (Lolebrity)

Who’s on Hollywood’s All Strop Team? (Defamer)

Poor Pete apoplectic over petrol prices (AgentBedhead)

Marrying for money never works, even when you’re Mariah Carey (POTP)

Not even Amy Winehouse dares stand up a Russian billionaire (CelebritySmack)

A million celebrities and only one nose (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Charlie’s Angels reunion (DailyStab)

Mark Wahlberg vs the Golden Boys (ImNotObsessed)

Battle of the Jennifers: Aniston vs Connelly (CandyKirby)

Mary-Louise Parker really gets into her sex scenes (SeriouslyOMG)

Hermione bags an elephant (CeleBitchy)

How R.Kelly walked (Stereohyped)

Hilary Duff will not play your cameltoe games! (IBBB)

Queen Bee Amy Winehouse fires the beehive-builder (PRInside)

Kate Beckinsale demands butt double (HolyMoly)

Keanu airs out the pallor (DListed)

Charlize Theron speaks out about the Will Smith slap (JustJared)


Linkscellany

Friday, June 13th, 2008
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Amy Winehouse sez da hyer da hair, da clowser too gawd (Lolebrity)

Grey’s Anatomy insider carves up Katherine Heigl (SeriouslyOMG)

Liberace reincarnated! (GabbyBabble)

Agyness Deyn Punk’d (CelebWarship)

Model/Actress/Whatevers climb the greasy pole for Kid Rock (AgentBedhead)

Chevy Chase misplaces bouquet garni de BC (Defamer)

Perez Hilton, the opera (Gawker)

Pete and Ashlee went to the doctor (DailyStab)

Gavin Rossdale turns his back on his musical roots forever. And the ska punks will never speak to him again (ImNotObsessed)

R Kelly not guilty (CelebritySmack)

Who rocked the beaver better? (CandyKirby)

George Clooney’s Italian villa has interesting…manscaping? (TheBastardly)

Sean Connery suffers golfing injury, breaks foot, shatters my James Bond illusions (DListed)

10 reasons not to watch Will Smith’s new movie (Derober)

Perez Hilton, Britney Spears, and KFed are all in Vegas this weekend (PerezHilton)

The Blogosphere dissected (Mollygood)

The Shat chooses rug over beard (CeleBitchy)

Erykah Badu gives Bjork a run for her money (Crunk&Disorderly)


First Links First

Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
By raincoaster

Sarah Jessica Parker haz a ward robe malfunkshun (Lolebrity)

Trent Reznor doubles his chances of a date Saturday night (AgentBedhead)

Eva Green searching for Trent Reznor’s number (TheBlemish)

Jessica Alba talks about the new baby (ImNotObsessed)

Tori Spelling pops (CelebritySmack)

Naomi Campbell threatens a generation yet unborn (DailyStab)

Eva Longoria may be people-smuggling (DListed)

Mark Wahlberg also pregnant (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lindsay Lohan is working on Labour Pains (PopSugar)

Roman Polanski loves children (Mollygood)

Diddy is Daddy (UsMagazine)

Who wore it best: Larry King vs Donald Trump Hair Edition (CandyKirby)

Keith Urban unfamiliar with hippie babywear (Defamer)

Justin Timberlake is not amused (Gawker)

Patrick Swayze ingeniously extends health insurance by going back to work (Radar)

Blaaaaaaaaaaaake to be Incaaaaaaaaaarcerated for several years (CeleBitchy)

Madonna’s roots have roots (CityRag)

Perez Hilton’s clothing line launch mobbed by invisible people (EvilBeet)

Kate Moss can’t even go to the bathroom by herself (ShowHype)


Hump Day Minus One Links

Friday, June 6th, 2008
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Trent Reznor puts out for you (AgentBedhead)

John Lennon ar tha lolrus (Lolebrity)

Boy George gives up lucrative retailing career to follow Muse (SeriouslyOMG)

The Trials of a Supermodel/Single Mom (CelebWarship)

Shocking behind-the-scenes coverage of the A-List Awards (IBBB)

Miley Cyrus dates a man seven years her senior (Yeeeeah)

Juliette Lewis is Speshul (Websters)

Top Five Celebrity Breakups: the rest are British people of whom you’ve never heard (HolyMoly)

Lily Allen doesn’t know how Roofies work. Also: the combination of beer, vodka, Champagne, and gin (CeleBitchy)

From Meth Addict to Mom (People)

Ed McMahon a casualty of the sub-prime mortgage crisis like any regular joe (DListed)

Hulk Hogan blames the victim: court records (Dissfunktional)

Xzibit’s parenting advice (BlackCelebrityKids)

Shania Twain blogs about her breakup (ImNotObsessed)

Paris Preggo? Oh noes! (DailyStab)

O how sharper than a Shia’s tooth… (CelebritySmack)

Britney downsizes (JustJared)


Links! In! Space!

Wednesday, June 4th, 2008
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Sulu picks a stardate, sets a course for lurve! (SeriouslyOMG)

Gina Gershon will have you know she has standards! (GenosWorld)

George Clooney’s castoffs fall to Earth in Las Vegas (CandyKirby)

Giant genie caught in Naomi Campbell’s gravitational field (CelebuWreck)

What planet is Amy Winehouse on? (POTP)

On what planet is KFed the best dad? (OK)

Hot 100 lists according to lesbians, gays, lad mags, and rags read only at the hairdresser’s (Buzzfeed)

Spaciest celebrity excuses (Gawker)

Jason Beghe is one brave Thetan (AgentBedhead)

Tom Cruise eats Thetans for breakfast (lolebrity)

Kirsti Alley’s body Thetans apparently breeding like rabbits (Yeeeeah)

The stratosphere’s the limit for Brangelina baby pic prices (DailyStab)

Alien Janet Jackson surprises Flat Earther Sherri Shepherd (AllieIsWired)

Tatum O’Neal’s excuses are out of this world (CelebritySmack)

Gwyneth Paltrow doing her bit to repopulate the Earth (ImNotObsessed)

Selma Blair rejects cyborg parts (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Space coordinates of Heaven brought to you by Ashley Tisdale and a deodorant (JustJared)

Captain Kirk wants YOU! And your friend over there… (Defamer)


Dawn Links

Monday, June 2nd, 2008
By raincoaster

RIP YSL (TeenyManolo)

Angelina and Brad: all ur babeez (Lolebrity)

MTV Awards liveblogging (Defamer)

Heart-Shaped box? Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen (NewsOfTheWorld)

More Death of Gen-X news: Donnie Darko sequel coming (AgentBedhead)

Win Radiohead! (POTP)

Tomkat’s Thetan-exorcism/housewarming party (OK)

Steven Tyler is a surprisingly good actor, if you buy this (CelebritySmack)

Chris Rock rocks (Websters)

Manhattanhenge (CityRag)

20 hottest young royals. Hair apparently optional for Heir Apparent (Bumpshack)

The Clay Aiken pregnancy story debunked (IBBB)

Sarah Jessica Parker’s gown gets around (Gawker)

Real people duke it out over which of them is the real imaginary person (PageSix)

Amy Winehouse doing exactly as well as expected after drive-through rehab (CeleBitchy)

Victoria Beckham has some trouble at the Marc Jacobs fitting (TheRadReport)

Rainn Wilson gets fashion tips from Ayyyy (JustJared)

Pete Wentz rocks the manpris as his wife bails on concert tour (DailyStab)

Jessica Simpson still dragging Tony Romo around (ImNotObsessed)

Warrant out for Christina Aguilera (CandyKirby)

Tatum O’Neal back on crack (Mollygood)

Universal Studios on fire, and we don’t mean their movies! (PerezHilton)


Weekend Eighties Flashback Links

Saturday, May 31st, 2008
By raincoaster

Blog Wars: John Cusack on line one… (Defamer)

Buy Bill Cosby’s Eighties sweaters (eBay)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Clive (TeenyManolo)

Prince is a Princess, and Creep will have none of him/her (TheRadReport)

Hanson breeds (CelebWarship)

Al Gore’s An Inconvenient Truth to be made into an opera (GenosWorld)

James Spader and Jon Cryer together again! (SeriouslyOMG)

SLIME! (raincoaster)

The Classics meme (Nylusmilk)

Audrey Landers breeds true! (DListed)

Remember Vanity Fair? They’ve got Angelina on the cover! (VF)

Charlie Sheen is a hot bachelor (ImNotObsessed)

Giselle is all, like, what I meant was no more plastic surgery (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Aerosmith songsmith Steven Tyler seeks rehab for his feet? (CelebritySmack)

Welcome to Margaritaville! (DailyStab)

Extravagant hats: in or out? (CandyKirby)

Sex and the Lamé   (GoFugYourself)

KISS rocks Condi’s world (AgentBedhead)

TAPS for the Internets (Lolebrity)

Token Madonna story (GabbyBabble)

Headlines of the Enquirer (Popbytes)

Jenny Holtzer’s got a Twitter feed! (Gawker)


Tuesday

Wednesday, May 21st, 2008
By raincoaster

Shia LaBeouf and Karen Allen: cannes i hav dis danse? (Lolebrity)

Anyone can become President: even Tom Cruise! (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie mistakes own vagina for clown car (DailyStab)

Putting the “ass” in “class:” Sharon Osbourne to teach Charm School (CelebritySmack)

Class and self-confidence by Ann Landers (Famous People)

Nice day for a white wedding, Jessica Alba (People)

Cameron sez sex is the best! (ImNotObsessed)

Headline of the Day! (CandyKirby)

Live a stress-free life with Heather Mills! (CeleBitchy)

Jessica Alba’s shotgun wedding (PerezHilton)

Who Dat? (Mollygood)

Eric Dane is the new Jude Law (JustJared)

The Pivert Babemobile (Defamer)

Emily Gould, a person of whom you’ve never heard, overshares (Gawker)


Linking Home

Saturday, May 17th, 2008
By raincoaster

Picasso’s got a lot of dough (Lolebrity)

The problem with Pete Doherty’s crotch (AgentBedhead)

Jennifer Lopez does not care about your dying mom (Gawker)

The Fresh Prince of Calabasas goes back to high school (Defamer)

John McCain’s melanoma (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The real-life blade runner wins Olympic appeal (Disembedded)

Nikki Cox’s incredible inflating face (Websters)

Gwyneth Paltrow is tall, gorgeous, and leaking (Jezebel)

Full-frontal fellas (DListed)

Party animals Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse party with animals (SeriouslyOMG)

Brangelina’s kids are pregnant! (CandyKirby)

Denzel Washington gets the House of Wax treatment (ImNotObsessed)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo vs Denzel (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Barton’s specialty underpants (DailyStab)

The Gary Busey trading card! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kiefer Sutherland…what was I saying? *swoon* (CityRag)

Paris Hilton in rickrack attack! (CelebritySmack)

NKOTB -> OKOTTV (Mollygood)

raincoaster haz a famus (FamousPeople)

Lance Armstrong picks up Owen Wilson’s sloppy seconds (PerezHilton)


National Dance Like Jackelina’s Lovetwins Day Links

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008
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Jack Black’s talkin’ smack ’bout Angelina’s twin pack (POTP)

Celebrate National Dance Like a Chicken Day! (CandyKirby)

Jack Black in Disco Panda-Fu Attack! (Defamer)

Top Ten TV Meltdowns (Gawker)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty star in Dancing With The Has-Beens! (DailyStab)

Britney does Da Bump (IBBB)

Colin Farrell in Mars Attacks! (CelebritySmack)

Comrade Christie Brinkley Leads Dance Dance Revolution (Gabsmash)

Jim Rockford won’t let a minor stroke keep him down! (Bumpshack)

Miley Cyrus will drink your milkshake, fail to shake skanky image (Websters)

Diddy drinks down. Waaaaaaay down (EvilBeet)

The curse of going public: Jodie Foster splits with Cydney (GabbyBabble)

George Clooney settles for scorpion’s sloppy seconds (ImNotObsessed)

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty to perform duet of death (CeleBitchy)

Sir Paul McCartney has environmentally-sensitive car flown in from Japan (HuffPo)

Maxim’s minimal-impact hottie list (AgentBedhead)







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