November 4, 2010 in
Britney Spears,Charlie Sheen,Has Beens,Hugh Jackman,Hunks,Julianne Moore,Kiefer Sutherland,Nigella Lawson,Politicians,Rockers and Popstars,The Olsen Twins,Tom Cruise,Writers with
October 19, 2010 in
Artists,Athletes,Booze,Britney Spears,Celine Dion,Cindy Crawford,Colin Farrell,Drag,Guess the Celebrity,Has Beens,John Hamm,Johnny Depp,Justin Bieber,Kate Hudson,Mystery Guest,Politicians,Reality Show Stars,Sports stars,Super Models,Tyra Banks with
October 14, 2010 in
American Idol,Bloggers,Booze,Breaking Up,Britney Spears,Celebrity,Cloris Leachman,Colin Farrell,Comebacks,Crazy Couples,Drag,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Hunks,Johnny Depp,Kiera Knightley,Lindsay Lohan,Oprah Winfrey,Punk,Reality Show Stars,Rehab,Rockers and Popstars,Taylor Momsen,Trent Reznor with
I don’t honestly think we’ve had Trent before, so here is the lovely Nine Inch Nails founder in all his post-heroinal, pre-steroidal glory from a few years back. He’s so thick and beefy lately that he’s got double chins behind his ears. Not. A. Good. Look.
Instead of toasting this with the obvious choice of a protein shake, I suggest a nice goblet of Mansinthe: sure, Absinthe tastes appalling, but it sets the goth/emo tone and whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, right? Aw, shaddap and write a poem about the taste of wormwood, whydoncha?
Chairdancing With The Hotties (raincoaster)
Bobby Trendy, Big Mouth (Ayyyy)
Johnny Depp-O-Rama (Lolebrity)
Lindsay Lohan’s badass, coke-seeing escape attempt (CelebrityBeehive)
Heather Graham has swimmer’s ear (AgentBedhead)
David Arquette mistakes Howard Stern for Oprah Winfrey (AmyGrindhouse)
Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!!!! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Suddenly, there’s not a dry seat in the house! (CeleBitchy)
The end days are upon us: even men hate Jennifer Aniston now (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bad Panda! (DListed)
That’s a whole LOTTA tablecloth, Keira (GoFugYourself)
Taylor Swift is still an angsty teen (HaveUHeard)
Raisin on board! (INeedMyFix)
Perez Hilton, nice guy? (PerezHilton)
Does Britney Spears have a crush on George Stephanopoulos (PoorBritney)
Michael J. Fox goes back to Back to the Future! (SeriouslyOMG)
Adam Sandler makes a lousy lesbian (ASL)










October 12, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Anthropomorphized Shoes,Booze,Celebrity,Comedians,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Daniel Radcliffe,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Hairy Situations,Has Beens,Hats,Hugh Jackman,Hunks,Justin Bieber,Keanu Reeves,Mischa Barton,Reality Show Stars with
September 21, 2010 in
Artists,Ayyyy!,Booze,Celebrity,Cougars,Courtney Love,Crazy Couples,Crooks,Cute critters,Designers,Dita von Teese,emo,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Heidi Montag,Jailbirds,Jody Foster,John Hamm,Julia Roberts,Katy Perry,Lindsay Lohan,Mel Gibson,Michael Jackson,Paris Hilton,Pets,Rehab,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Sports stars,Starlets with
September 10, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Athletes,Ayyyy!,Bad Plastic Surgery,Ben Affleck,Bennifer,Billionaires,Brad Pitt,Brangelina,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Gwyneth Paltrow,Has Beens,Hunks,Jada Pinkett Smith,Jay-Z,John Hamm,Julia Roberts,Lady Gaga,Lindsay Lohan,Living legend,Megan Fox,Politicians,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Socialites,Sports stars,Starlets with
September 2, 2010 in
Accessory to Crime,Ashton Kutcher,Awards Show,Booze,Cameron Diaz,Celebrity,Cougars,Crazy Couples,Demi Moore,Emma Watson,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Hunks,John Hamm,Justin Bieber,Kanye West,Kate Hudson,Katy Perry,Keanu Reeves,Reality Show Stars,Rihanna,Rockers and Popstars,Scandals,Socialites,Starlets,Super Fantastic! with
August 31, 2010 in
Bloggers,Celebrity,Celebrity Dads,Cougars,Crazy Couples,David Beckham,Fashion Victim,Has Beens,Jessica Simpson,Lindsay Lohan,Paris Hilton,Reality Show Stars,Rockers and Popstars,Shoes,Starlets with