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		<title>Sharon Stone&#8217;s Hollywood Diet Links</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a recent press conference, Sharon Stone demonstrates a typical lunch from her own patented Hollywood Diet that&#8217;s responsible for her girlish figure and fresh face. Boobs! Breasts! Chest! And Keywords! (raincoaster) Fashion trolls can climb? (Ayyyy) Challah, breakfast! (Manolofood) Sean Connery is the top! (Lolebrity) Robert Pattinson and pubes in the same sentence (AgentBedhead) [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6929" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 470px"><a title="Sharon Stone goes Om Nom Nom" href="http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/galleries/celebs_worst_photos/celebs_worst_photos.html" target="_blank"><img class="size-full wp-image-6929 " title="Sharon Stone Hollywood Diet" src="http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/Sharon-Stone-Hollywood-Diet.jpg" alt="Sharon Stone goes Om Nom Nom" width="460" height="285" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Sharon Stone goes Om Nom Nom</p></div>
<p>At a recent press conference, Sharon Stone demonstrates a typical lunch from her own patented Hollywood Diet that&#8217;s responsible for her girlish figure and fresh face.</p>
<blockquote><p><a title="Have you noticed I have no shame?" href="http://raincoaster.com/2011/01/14/boobs-breasts-chest-and-keywords/" target="_blank">Boobs! Breasts! Chest! And Keywords!</a> (raincoaster)</p>
<p><a title="Climbing the walls" href="http://ayyyy.com/climbing-the-walls/" target="_blank">Fashion trolls can climb?</a> (Ayyyy)</p>
<p><a title="French Jewish bread. " href="http://manolofood.com/wonderful-french-toast-first-buy-the-challah" target="_blank">Challah, breakfast!</a> (Manolofood)</p>
<p><a title="in related news, probably a vampire" href="http://lolebrity.net/2011/01/17/sean-connery-maxes-out/" target="_blank">Sean Connery is the top!</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a title="You already clicked this didn't you?" href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/rpattz-goes-ginger-twihards-dye-their-pubes-in-response/" target="_blank">Robert Pattinson and pubes in the same sentence</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a title="Hank's letter to Becca" href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2011/01/17/last-nights-californication-hanks-letter-to-becca/" target="_blank">Ode to Californication</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)</p>
<p><a title="Shoulders and boobs and roses oh my" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/136010/globes_fashion_christina_hendricks_and_the_shoulders_boobs_problem/" target="_blank">Stars shoulder the burden of fashion</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a title="Oh, this is gonna get ugly" href="http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2011/01/17/joan-rivers-comes-out-guns-blazing-at-sarah-palin/" target="_blank">Joan Rivers vs Sarah Palin</a> (CelebDirtyLaundry)</p>
<p><a title="Down and out, Paz" href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2011/01/17/paz-de-la-huerta-got-really-drunk-at-the-golden-globes/" target="_blank">Paz’d out</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a title="If you like it, put a ring on it" href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2011/01/selena-gomezs-parents-upset-over-purity-ring-removal/" target="_blank">Canadian-dater is impure!</a> (AllieIsWired)</p>
<p><a title="Usually just pinning a G-note to your shirt works fine" href="http://earsucker.com/2011/01/18/charlie-sheen-used-a-list-status-to-pick-up-escorts/" target="_blank">Charlie Sheen, name-dropper!</a> (Earsucker)</p>
<p><a title="&quot;Surrogate&quot; means never having to say you're going off Botox for nine months" href="http://www.dailystab.com/nicole-kidman-and-keith-urban-welcome-a-daughter/" target="_blank">Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban sublet a womb</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a title="That's &quot;Lovah!&quot;" href="http://girlstalkinsmack.com/sandra-bullock-reynolds-lovah-and-lovah/" target="_blank">Sandra Bullock knows bangs are cheaper than Botox</a> (GirlsTalkinSmack)</p>
<p><a title="Have YOU heard the one about the guy who beat cancer" href="http://haveuheard.net/nicole-kidman-matt-damon-michelle-williams-michael-douglas-and-more-celeb-photos-at-golden-globe-after-party-2011/" target="_blank">For a sec I seriously thought that was Julian Assange with CZJ</a> (HaveUHeard)</p>
<p><a title="BON!" href="http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/01/17/2011-golden-globes-press-room-photos/" target="_blank">Montreal won the Golden Globes</a> (INeedMyFix)</p>
<p><a title="Kanye is mizzundastood" href="http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/kanye-is-misunderstood/" target="_blank">Kanye Kant Handle It</a> (PoorBritney)</p>
<p><a title="You can't HANDLE Ricky Jervais!" href="http://popbytes.com/archive/2011/01/well_ricky_gervais_is_boned.shtml" target="_blank">You don’t deserve Ricky Jervais!</a> (PopBytes)</p>
<p><a title="Look, FLOWERS!" href="http://www.fitfabceleb.com/2011/01/17/hayden-panettieres-ridiculous-see-thru-pasties/" target="_blank">Hayden, that is <em>not </em>what they mean by “the layered look”</a> (FitFabCeleb)</p>
<p><a title="And then she threw them at the homeless, no doubt" href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2011/01/jennifer-lopez-wore-5-million-worth-of-diamonds-to-the-golden-globes.html" target="_blank">JLo bids high</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a title="But what about Kanye?" href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2011/01/17/celebrity-tweet-of-the-day-the-philosophical-edition/" target="_blank">Celebrity philosophers in 140 characters</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a title="I know one blogger who'll be pleased" href="http://www.movieline.com/2011/01/the-real-winner-of-the-golden-globes-bedhead.php" target="_blank">The TRUE winner of the Golden Globes</a> (MovieLine)</p>
<p><a title="She's got so many colours she'd match anything" href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=15660" target="_blank">Michael Lohan finally finds his perfect match</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p></blockquote>
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		<description><![CDATA[If I&#8217;m going to Get The Look, I&#8217;m sure as HELL not wearing it sober! This calls for a Naked Martini, otherwise known as three ounces of gin and an olive. In fact, it calls for three or four of them. Seriously, it looks like The Manson Family Goes to Burning Man. Are you a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div id="attachment_6231" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 468px"><a href="http://whatevs.tumblr.com/post/967667379/get-the-look"><img class="size-full wp-image-6231" title="True Blood get the look" src="http://ayyyy.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/True-Blood-get-the-look.png" alt="Get the look? Do I wanna?" width="458" height="404" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Does this blood make me look fat?</p></div>
<p>If I&#8217;m going to Get The Look, I&#8217;m sure as HELL not wearing it sober! This calls for <a title="nekkid as the day it was born" href="http://www.barnonedrinks.com/drinks/n/naked-martini-3490.html" target="_blank">a Naked Martini</a>, otherwise known as three ounces of gin and an olive. In fact, it calls for three or four of them.</p>
<p>Seriously, it looks like The Manson Family Goes to Burning Man.</p>
<blockquote><p><em>Are you a celebrity blogger who’d rather drink than link (and wouldn’t we all?) email me at raincoaster at gmail:<br />
I’m starting a linking service to do your work for you! And I’m working on an ad network to launch in the fall.</em></p>
<p><a title="Eat Braiiiiiiinssss Love" href="http://lolebrity.net/2010/08/15/eat-braiiinnnnnssssss-love/" target="_blank">Eat, Brains, Love</a> (Lolebrity)<br />
<a title="Goodbye Norma Jean, we never knew you embroidered at all" href="http://raincoaster.com/2010/08/15/and-another-thing-2/" target="_blank">Marilyn Monroe was crafty!</a> (raincoaster)<br />
<a title="Joaquin Phoenix rises from the ashes to terrorize your screen" href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/joaquin-phoenix-train-wreck-gets-a-teaser-trailer/" target="_blank">Less of a teaser and more of a threat, I’d say</a> (AgentBedhead)<br />
<a title="You'll put an eye out!" href="http://amygrindhouse.com/christina-riccis-girls-cold.html" target="_blank">Christina Ricci can dial a phone without using her hands</a> (AmyGrindhouse)<br />
<a title="Twitpic.com/DOA" href="http://anythinghollywood.com/2010/08/heidi-montags-surgeon-dr-frank-ryan-tweeting-crashed/" target="_blank">This is why they call them Twits</a> (AnythingHollywood)<br />
<a title="This is like when Britney wears a black bra under white, right?" href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2010/08/17/matthew-mcconaughey-injury-and-family-on-set/" target="_blank">Matthew McConaughey in see-through top</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)<br />
<a title="The girl with the dragon tattoo and the regrets about that boob job now" href="http://www.celebitchy.com/112914/did_scarlett_johanssons_boobs_cost_her_the_lisbeth_salander_role/" target="_blank">There are two good reasons ScarJo lost this role</a> (CeleBitchy)<br />
<a title="I'd send you to the Penn for that" href="http://www.celebrityfashionwatcher.com/2010/08/17/todays-famous-birthday-sean-penn/" target="_blank">Happy Birthday Sea- DON’T HIT ME!!! DON’T HIT ME!!!</a> (CelebrityFashionWatcher)<br />
<a title="That's not a victim, that's a perp" href="http://www.celebdirtylaundry.com/2010/08/17/justin-biebers-victim-kevin-kristopik-hit-with-20000-phone-bill/" target="_blank">This might make me like Justin Bieber</a> (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)<br />
<a title="AHEM" href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2010/08/17/michael-douglas-throat-tumor/" target="_blank">First Christopher Hitchens, now Michael Douglas</a> (CelebritySmack)<br />
<a title="Does the car elevator go DING DING DING when it goes up?" href="http://cityrag.com/2010/08/nicole-kidman-gets-high/" target="_blank">Nicole Kidman’s architect is Fisher-Price</a> (CityRag)<br />
<a title="Does she let him sit at the Big Kids table?" href="http://www.cojostyle.com/2010/08/17/madonna-dresses-jesus-luz-in-gap-kids/" target="_blank">Jesus is a Bieber impersonator</a> (CojoStyle)<br />
<a href="http://www.dailystab.com/video-of-tila-tequila-on-stage-attack/">Up With Juggalos!</a> (DailyStab)<br />
<a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2010/08/babysitter-in-mel-gibson-assault-case-dies.html">Holy crap, that Mel Gibson doesn’t mess around</a> (GabbyBabble)<br />
<a href="http://gofugyourself.celebuzz.com/go_fug_yourself/2010/08/fug_of_the_pops0817.html">The blonde leading the blonde</a> (GoFugYourself)<br />
<a href="http://haveuheard.net/natalie-portman-and-mila-kunis-kiss-in-black-swan/">Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis in White Hunter, Black Swan</a> (HaveUHeard)<br />
<a href="http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/08/16/angelina-jolie-brings-salt-to-the-united-kingdom/">How long is this woman going to have to dress like this before the pregnancy rumours start, people?</a> (INeedMyFix)<br />
<a href="http://whatevs.tumblr.com/post/967667379/get-the-look">True Blood: Get the look!</a> (Whatevs)<br />
<a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2010/08/18/hayden-christensen-is-a-canadian-at-lax/">What a hoser, eh?</a> (JustJared)<br />
<a href="http://perezhilton.com/2010-08-17-mississippi-teen-suing-over-rejected-tux-photo">This blog is unapologetically pro-tux. Dapper formal wear for all!</a> (PerezHilton)<br />
<a href="http://www.pinkisthenewblog.com/2010/08/slate-creates-a-mayoral-campaign-ad-for-levi-johnston/">Levi Johnson has a clean Slate</a> (PinkIsTheNewBlog)<br />
<a href="http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/britney-smells/">Now it’s Britney who’s Drrrrrty</a> (PoorBritney)<br />
<a href="http://www.popsugar.co.uk/Pop-Quiz-Celebrities-University-What-Subjects-Studied-Including-Prince-William-Emma-Watson-Chelsy-Davy-Hugh-Laurie-5242514">Celebrity alma maters</a> (UKPopSugar)<br />
<a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=14544">The Brady Bunch get summer jobs; this is not a repeat from 1972</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p></blockquote>
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		<title>San Pellegrino Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 May 2009 05:54:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I really should invest the time in finding a site or two with good nonalcoholic drinks recipes if I&#8217;m going to keep up this clean living thing, shouldn&#8217;t I? Uwe Boll will not be kept down (AgentBedhead) Mariah Carey rocks the Grade 7 look (AmyGrindhouse) Kiefer Sutherland is calling me (BusyBeeBlogger) Golddigger dug herself a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I really should invest the time in finding a site or two with good nonalcoholic drinks recipes if I&#8217;m going to keep up this clean living thing, shouldn&#8217;t I?</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/because-when-you-think-about-it-darfur-is-much-like-a-video-game/" title="note to self next time try a SILVER bullet" target="_blank">Uwe Boll will not be kept down</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/mariah-careys-hair-makes-a-mockery-of-me.html" title="which is probably the least of her fashion mistakes" target="_blank">Mariah Carey rocks the Grade 7 look</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.busybeeblogger.com/2009/05/21/kiefer-sutherlands-lunch-break/" title="No, really, someone give him my number" target="_blank">Kiefer Sutherland is calling me</a> (BusyBeeBlogger)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/52113/heather_mills_booted_as_video_gam_star_for_demanding_10x_more_money/" title="Heather Mills wants a ladder and people keep handing her shovels" target="_blank">Golddigger dug herself a hole</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/05/21/prince-and-his-girlfriend-in-paris/" title="retains head, still a head shorter than his girlfriend" target="_blank">The Prince of Paris</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/05/21/is-eve-now-an-asian-rapper-pics-to-help-you-decide/" title="in the fine tradition of Michael Jackson" target="_blank">Eve is transracial</a> (CelebuWreck)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.com/news/lindsay-lohan-marry-sam-ronson13365.html" title="Missus and Missus LiSamLoRo" target="_blank">LiRo? SamLo? LOL!</a> (HolyMoly)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/3176080" title="smells like a fish" target="_blank">Inaho/Kate Moss/sushi; make up your own punny headline</a> (UKPopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/michelle-obama-in-time-magazine/" title="It's about Time" target="_blank">Michelle Obama in Time</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/32173" title="except that fishnet bodysuits are not for everyone" target="_blank">Cher! Xtina! Burlesque! What more do you need to know?</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imbringingbloggingback.com/2009/05/20/harriet-carter-wednesday-like-a-screen-door-on-a-battleship/" title="like a screen door on a battleship" target="_blank">Harriet Carter&#8217;s magical doorway to the past</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=11099" title="They're so annoying they had it coming" target="_blank">When stars attack&#8230;fans</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://tengossip.com/2009/05/21/i-dont-suffer-from-lambertitis-i-enjoy-every-minute/" title="if there's a cure, she don't want it" target="_blank">Is there a telethon for Lambertitis?</a> (TenGossip)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/05/nice-tattoo-jackass.php" title="How about Live Without Stupid Tattoos instead?" target="_blank">Live without regrets&#8230;except that mis-spelled tattoo</a> (Websters)</p>
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		<title>Bourbon on the Rocks Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Mar 2009 06:16:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Amy Winehouse]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Billionaires]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[No, I&#8217;m not drinking it. I&#8217;m just promoting it for a good cause. One must enter into the spirit of things, as it were! Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer (AgentBedhead) Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of &#8220;misdemeanor&#8221; (AmyGrindhouse) Hayden Pannettiere doesn&#8217;t know what she does for a living (CandyKirby) Britney Spears&#8217;s uterus makes [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>No, I&#8217;m not drinking it. I&#8217;m just <a href="http://raincoaster.com/2009/03/02/crime-pays-fundraiser-for-the-federation-of-bc-writers/" title="Crime Pays, baby" target="_blank">promoting it for a good cause</a>. One <em>must</em> enter into the spirit of things, as it were!</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/they-grow-up-so-fast/" title="come on, Dora's gay!" target="_blank">Dora, the Gender Stereotype Explorer</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/2009/03/is-nearly-beating-your-partner-unconscious-a-misdemeanor.html" title="he thinks it means he missed her" target="_blank">Chris Brown does not understand the meaning of &#8220;misdemeanor&#8221;</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2009/03/09/contentiousness-of-a-teenage-drama-queen/" title="meat puppet walk, talk, be nice to press" target="_blank">Hayden Pannettiere doesn&#8217;t know what she does for a living</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebwarship.com/?p=20971" title="the cat is out of the bag" target="_blank">Britney Spears&#8217;s uterus makes a break for it</a> (CelebWarship)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/40502/tom_cruise_makes_katie_holmes_write_him_weekly_confessions/" title="does Katie ever confess she finds the whole thing ridiculous?" target="_blank">Forgive me, Xenu, for I have sinned</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://allieiswired.com/archives/2009/03/amy-winehouse-denied-work-visa-again/" title="just another homegirl now" target="_blank">Give me your tired, your poor, but not your Amy Winehouse</a> (AllieIsWired)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/03/10/smack-of-the-day-donald-trump/" title="in other news, Hell experiences sudden frost" target="_blank">Donald Trump talks sense?</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebuwreck.com/2009/03/09/using-the-unemployed-to-fill-la-kings-seats/" title="marketing to the one group that has no money, smart?" target="_blank">The LA Kings are truly desperate</a> (CelebuWreck)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/31054" title="give that Photoshopper an award already" target="_blank">Drew Barrymore&#8217;s new job: Kate Moss impersonator</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/03/09/the-only-thing-better-than-breaking-up-is-going-on-the-view-right-after-you-break-up/" title="and his breakup makeover's not working" target="_blank">Jimmy Kimmel is not f*cking Sarah Silverman</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/03/matt-damon-rides-in-109-km-bike-tour-in-south-africa.html" title="coming next, Iron Man" target="_blank">Matt Damon, centurion</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/03/09/reese-witherspoon-monsters-vs-aliens-round-1/" title="that dress clashes horribly" target="_blank">Reese Witherspoon deliberately upstages costar</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/2903056" title="they're saving themselves for me!" target="_blank">The Princes of Hearts at large</a> (UKPopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=10530" title="I bet she could show you the ropes" target="_blank">Betty White is Always Prepared</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/03/mistake-2.php" title="this will not end well" target="_blank">as if Travis Barker doesn&#8217;t have enough problems</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.com/page/NewsDetail/0,,12643~1583922,00.html" title="pony-faced money siphon?" target="_blank">The best Peaches Geldof beatdown you&#8217;ll read all damn day</a> (HolyMoly)</p>
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		<title>Bad Behavior Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2009 13:03:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crooks]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Living legend]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Remember what Jessica Rabbit said. &#8220;I&#8217;m not bad. I&#8217;m just drawn that way!&#8221; Fergie Ferg, Queen of Etiquette (Websters) Never look a gift Tyra in the mouth (SeriouslyOMG) Hayden Panettiere illegal, ejected! (ASL) Jimmy Carter robbed! (WizbangPop) Kate Moss&#8217;s day into evening look (UKPopSugar) Ryan Seacrest low-fives (JustJared) Britney and Justin&#8217;s awkward moment (ImNotObsessed) Whitney [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Remember what <a href="http://www.chow.com/contests/squareoff/entries/71" title="Jessica Rabbit cocktail" target="_blank">Jessica Rabbit</a> said. &#8220;I&#8217;m not bad. I&#8217;m just drawn that way!&#8221;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2009/01/gracious.php" title="Miss Manners will be speaking sternly to her, if at all" target="_blank">Fergie Ferg, Queen of Etiquette</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=10099" title="Why the long face?" target="_blank">Never look a gift Tyra in the mouth</a> (SeriouslyOMG)<a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/01/13/hayden_panettiere_red_faced_after_being_tossed_from_club.php" title="Underage yet overripe" target="_blank"> </a></p>
<p><a href="http://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2009/01/13/hayden_panettiere_red_faced_after_being_tossed_from_club.php" title="Underage yet overripe" target="_blank">Hayden Panettiere illegal, ejected!</a> (ASL)</p>
<p><a href="http://wizbangpop.com/2009/01/13/atlanta-thieves-nab-2-bicycles-from-jimmy-carter.php" title="Nobody messes with the Man of Peace" target="_blank">Jimmy Carter robbed!</a> (WizbangPop)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/2691637" title="Or is that arrest into sentencing?" target="_blank">Kate Moss&#8217;s day into evening look </a>(UKPopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2009/01/14/ryan-seacrest-high-fives-blind-guy/" title="words, they fail me" target="_blank">Ryan Seacrest low-fives </a>(JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2009/01/13/awkward-near-encounter-for-exes-britney-spears-justin-timberlake" title="AAAAaaaawkwaaard" target="_blank">Britney and Justin&#8217;s awkward moment</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2009/01/city-recap-whitneys-25-second-lunch.html" title="So spontaneous!" target="_blank">Whitney Port&#8217;s bikini malfunction</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2009/01/13/god-bless-liquid-courage/" title="and his patience with drunks" target="_blank">A toast to Brad Pitt!</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2009/01/jennifer-garner-and-ben-affleck-called-their-baby-seraphina.html" title="Ben's been keeping that in his pocket since Dogma, you know it" target="_blank">Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner know Latin!</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2009/01/13/lil-kim-doesnt-like-the-way-shes-portrayed-in-biggie-biopic/" title="at a wedding she's gotta be the bride, but at a funeral, why can't she be the corpse?" target="_blank">Lil&#8217; Kim attempts to upstage bereaved family</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/30168" title="No you are not allowed to SELL the bride" target="_blank">Wedding planning gone wrong </a>(DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.holymoly.com/page/GalleryArticle/0,,12643~1519614,00.html" title="we have an Oscar winner DOWN repeat we have an Oscar winner DOWN" target="_blank">Glenn gets too Close </a>(HolyMoly)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5129900/ann-coulter-botches-view-audition" title="sig heil!" target="_blank">Ann Coulter, 47, we salute you </a>(Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2009/01/13/manage-britney-spears-facebook-twitter-harvard-degree-required/" title="actually I went to Miskatonic" target="_blank">For this, I went to Harvard? </a>(CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/pete-doherty-despite-overdramatized-wound-performs-with-roger-daltrey/" title="like he needs a hole in the head" target="_blank">Pete Doherty&#8217;s career needs a shot in the arm</a>  (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://amygrindhouse.com/2009/01/who-didnt-see-this-coming.html" title="yes Amy she was talking about you!" target="_blank">Britney Spears&#8217;s four letter lyrics</a> (AmyGrindhouse)</p>
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		<title>Fashion Rocks: Six of the worst</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Sep 2008 14:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Spirit Fingers</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Awards Show]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How very shiny and futuristic! The fashion of the future is already here, which means that the fashion of today is..somewhere else? Does this not make you want to cryogenically freeze yourself until such time when things improve, probably in the next millennium?]]></description>
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<p>How very shiny and futuristic! The fashion of the future is already here, which means that the fashion of today is..somewhere else? Does this not make you want to cryogenically freeze yourself until such time when things improve, probably in the next millennium?</p>
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		<title>Jasmine Tea and Puppies Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 09:37:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Athletes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Been that kind of day. Gossip blog linkination, take me away! (low standards, I know, I know) Princess Beatrice duz not has British Teeth! (Lolebrity) Henry Rollins thinks you&#8217;re a twit! (AgentBedhead) Save the Cheerleader&#8217;s Undergotchies! (DailyStab) Drink beer to become as smart as Jessica Simpson (CelebritySmack) Get your hands on Matthew McConaughey&#8217;s Hook &#8216;Em [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Been <em>that</em> kind of day. Gossip blog linkination, take me away!</p>
<p>(low standards, I know, I know)</p>
<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/21/princess-beatrice-duz-not-has-british-teeth/" title="Princess Beatrice duz however have colic and twenty-five to one odds in the Grand National" target="_blank">Princess Beatrice duz not has British Teeth!</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/henry-rollins-on-social-networking/" title="and NO, he won't add you!" target="_blank">Henry Rollins thinks you&#8217;re a twit!</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/hayden-panettiere-wants-to-be-sure-her-underwear-isnt-for-sale-on-the-internet/" title="did I already link this? Well save them AGAIN!" target="_blank">Save the Cheerleader&#8217;s Undergotchies!</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/08/20/be-smart/" title="It might take up to thirty or forty, though" target="_blank">Drink beer to become as smart as Jessica Simpson</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8979" title="and the shirt off his back. cuz he ain't using it" target="_blank">Get your hands on Matthew McConaughey&#8217;s Hook &#8216;Em Horns</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebuwreck.com/2008/08/20/verne-troyer-doing-another-reality-show/" title="more ubiquitous than Tila Tequila!" target="_blank">Mini Me, Maxi Media</a> (CelebuWreck)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13698/matt_damon_and_his_wife_luciana_welcome_baby_daughter_gia_zavala/" title="New baby, no snark!" target="_blank">Matt Damon re-dads</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://bricksandstonesgossip.com/2008/08/19/nicole-and-joel-have-a-job-for-you/" title="How do you think rich people stay rich? By paying for the help? HA!" target="_blank">Be Nicole Richie&#8217;s slave!</a> (BricksAndStones)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/08/harriet-carter-wednesday-reason-4562.html" title="Um. Wha?" target="_blank">Now we know where Cher gets her wigs</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://theblemish.com/2008/08/suck-it-facebook/" title="set phasers on stunned!" target="_blank">Enter HoffSpace!</a> (TheBlemish)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/08/20/say-wha/" title="Clay Aiken, look what you've done!" target="_blank">Ricky Martin: Livin La Vida Breeder?</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/1876629" title="John Two Shags Prescott on class" target="_blank">This could be the greatest British comedy show ever</a> (UKPopsugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/08/20/angie-harmon-is-pregnant-with-third-child" title="Sam Waterston says it's nothing to do with him!" target="_blank">Angie Harmon expecting</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://itscandytv.com/2008/08/the-amanda-beard-michael-phelps-drinking-game/" title="And the winner is...Jose Cuervo!" target="_blank">The Michael Phelps/Amanda Beard drinking game</a> (ItsCandyTV)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/spaghetti-cat-is-the-new-black-bar-20080820/" title="Spaghetti Cat IN, Lolcat OUT" target="_blank">The Legend of Spaghetti Cat</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/20/daniel-radcliffe-time-talk/" title="Rita Skeeter is on the case!" target="_blank">Harry Potter had &#8220;a lot of fun&#8221; with Lavender Brown</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/08/the-duchovnyleonithornton-love-triangle-or-the-end-of-the-in.php" title="Duchovney, Leoni, THORNTON?" target="_blank">The love triangle that ate the internet</a> (Radar)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5039760/live-blogging-project-runway-week-six" title="Liveblogging Project Runway Week Six" target="_blank">Liveblogging Project Runway</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dapperstache.com/index.php?contenttype=ptoa&amp;title=ptoa" title="frickin' awesome!" target="_blank">The Periodic Table of Awesoments</a> (TheDapperstache)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5039466/will-this-performance-save-tom-cruises-career" title="No. Not if Xenu is watching" target="_blank">Will this performance save Tom Cruise&#8217;s careeer?</a> (Defamer)</p>
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		<title>Hammock and Sangria Links</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 10:54:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Britney Spears]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ex-Mayor of London begins new, more literal-minded career (Lolebrity) Kiefer needs soap on a rope! (AgentBedhead) The Family Panettiere pulls a Spears (CeleBitchy) Britney finally gets some support (CelebritySmack) Anne Hathaway nose what she&#8217;s doing (DailyStab) The Royal Ronsons (EvilBeet) A shirtless, long-haired Jake GyllenwhatwasIsaying? (JustJared) The greatest movie trailer in the entirety of recorded [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/09/ken-lightfingers-livingstone-vs-boris-johnson/" title="no longer just a metaphor" target="_blank">Ex-Mayor of London begins new, more literal-minded career</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13511/hayden_panettieres_parents_involved_in_domestic_dispute/" title="oh, let ME get that!" target="_blank">Kiefer needs soap on a rope!</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13511/hayden_panettieres_parents_involved_in_domestic_dispute/" title="Domestic dispute? WILD dispute more like it!" target="_blank">The Family Panettiere pulls a Spears</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/08/11/britney-shocks-us-and-wears-a-bra/" title="Britney wears a bra!!!! ZOMG!" target="_blank">Britney finally gets some support</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/quote-of-the-day-68/" title="It's as plain as..." target="_blank">Anne Hathaway nose what she&#8217;s doing</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/08/11/the-royal-ronsons/" title="The Royal Ronsons" target="_blank">The Royal Ronsons</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/08/11/jake-gyllenhaal-shirtless-prince-of-persia/" title="Jake Gyllenhaal is going to have to stay shirtless for at least two more years, YAY!" target="_blank">A shirtless, long-haired Jake GyllenwhatwasIsaying?</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5035819/these-kids-would-love-to-know-where-the-dark-knight-got-such-wonderful-toys" title="no, for realz." target="_blank">The greatest movie trailer in the entirety of recorded human history</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://gawker.com/5035665/7-hollywood-curses-jinxes-and-bizarre-coincidences" title="hexes, jinxes, and bizarre coincidences" target="_blank">Hollywood is CURSED!</a> (Gawker)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/27679" title="Synthetics are not biodegradeable, however degraded they may be" target="_blank">Angelyne is ageless!</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/08/doll-boys.html" title="Doll Boys" target="_blank">The real queens of child beauty pageants</a> (FourFour)</p>
<p><a href="http://danasdirt.com/2008/08/11/kelly-osbournes-big-fat-engagement-ring/" title="Where'd a teenager get the cash to buy her that ring?" target="_blank">Kelly Osbourne, cradle-robber!</a> (DanasDirt)</p>
<p><a href="http://gabbybabble.celebuzz.com/2008/08/liam-gallagher-slams-radiohead-and-coldplay-fans.html" title="mind you, he hates his OWN fans too" target="_blank">Oasis frontman requires intervention for assoholism</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://poponthepop.com/2008/08/11/lil-kim-has-tara-reids-stomach/" title="It looks like pantyhose stuffed with potatos" target="_blank">Things we didn&#8217;t need to see: Tara Reid&#8217;s stomach on Lil&#8217; Kim&#8217;s body</a> (POTP)</p>
<p><a href="http://seriouslyomg.com/?p=8892" title="Come and GET IT! Right after the D&amp;D tourney, that is." target="_blank">Seth Green, sex machine</a> (SeriouslyOMG)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/08/11/breaking-bono-spotted-without-glasses/" title="Bon-OH NO!" target="_blank">Bono sans shades!!! The end of the universe approaches!</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/08/two-headed-montag-monsterand-heidis-mom.html" title="It's a two-headed, four-faced mutant!" target="_blank">Forget the Montauk Monster: it&#8217;s the Montag Monster!</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://popsugar.com/1860265" title="not as entertaining as the last one" target="_blank">Britney&#8217;s VMAs Mulligans</a> (PopSugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/08/retarded-2.php" title="Simple, Jack? I don't think so!" target="_blank">Protest? That&#8217;s retarded!</a> (Websters)</p>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 07:57:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Alicia Keys]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[New Dark Knight movie has some surprises (Lolebrity) Bad Boob(s) launches bad blog (SuperFantasticPlastic) Guy Richie and Pete Doherty sitting in a tree&#8230; (AgentBedhead) Tom Cruise, racketeer? (CeleBitchy) Operation Shitstorm vs Co$ (Enturbation) Where there&#8217;s smoke&#8230;there&#8217;s an Alicia Keys concert? (CelebritySmack) McAdams love Gosling 2.0 (DailyStab) The ghost of Kurt Cobain attempts to tackle an [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/08/01/the-dark-cock/" title="The Dark Cock. Hey, it's pride week in Vangroover!" target="_blank">New Dark Knight movie has some surprises</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://superfantasticplastic.blogspot.com/2008/07/boob-with-bad-boobs-launches-blog.html" title="And a Patridge in a pear shape" target="_blank">Bad Boob(s) launches bad blog</a> (SuperFantasticPlastic)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/guy-ritchie-hearts-pete-doherty/" title="whatever you do, don't walk under it" target="_blank">Guy Richie and Pete Doherty sitting in a tree&#8230;</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/13310/rico-based_lawsuit_filed_against_tom_cruise_church_of_scientology/" title="Operation Shitstorm now in effect" target="_blank">Tom Cruise, racketeer?</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://forums.enturbulation.org/26-think-tank/gregg-tried-via-jury-operation-shitstorm-11861/#post215431" title="Welcome to the operating theatre" target="_blank">Operation Shitstorm vs Co$</a> (Enturbation)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/07/31/alicia-keys-puts-her-foot-in-her-mouth/" title="selling tobacco to the Third World is just good old-fashioned American know-how!" target="_blank">Where there&#8217;s smoke&#8230;there&#8217;s an Alicia Keys concert?</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/please-let-this-be-true/" title="PLEASE let this be true" target="_blank">McAdams love Gosling 2.0</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/07/31/smells-like-tween-queen-spirit/" title="smells like...gunpowder and weed, actually" target="_blank">The ghost of Kurt Cobain attempts to tackle an Olsen Twin</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://dlisted.com/node/27483" title="I still have those jeans. I'm sorry." target="_blank">Katie Holmes does 1990</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/07/some-lady-tries-to-block-jennifer.html" title="I don't think she actually HAS legs at all" target="_blank">Jennifer Aniston is purse-sized</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/07/31/america-ferrera-can-live-a-normal-life-in-new-york" title="so THAT's what passes for normal in NYC" target="_blank">America loves New York City!</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://justjared.buzznet.com/2008/07/31/hayden-panettiere-parking-ticket/" title="She should walk away and buy a new car" target="_blank">Save the cheerleader! from her parking ticket!</a> (JustJared)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/the-goot-is-thirsty-for-more-20080731/" title="along with the rest of the world" target="_blank">Steve Guttenberg unsure if he&#8217;s human</a> (Mollygood)</p>
<p><a href="http://fakekarl.blogspot.com/2008/07/apology.html" title="OMG then who writes the Darth Vader Tumbler?" target="_blank">Fake Karl Lagerfeld actually Actual Karl Lagerfeld</a> (FakeKarlLagerfeld)</p>
<p><a href="http://uk.popsugar.com/1828932" title="I believe they look better at this premiere than the last one" target="_blank">I don&#8217;t know about you, but I want to believe in Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny</a> (UKPopsugar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.webstersismybitch.com/2008/07/vulgar.php" title="Virgins? Well, only technically" target="_blank">Samantha Ronson will do ANYTHING to catch Lindsay&#8217;s attention</a> (Websters)</p>
<p><a href="http://superpunch.blogspot.com/2008/07/canadian-film-fest-posters-funny-twists.html" title="we'll always have Ypres, eh?" target="_blank">Classic Canadian Cinema</a> (SuperPunch)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5031758/as-earthquake-hits-amateur-comedian-james-woods-cracks-tumbler-i-barely-know-her" title="Tumblr? I barely knew her!" target="_blank">James Woods, your earthquake comic relief</a> (Defamer)</p>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 22:27:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>raincoaster</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Brad Pitt]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Crooks]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Brad Pitt is hen pec-ed (Lolebrity) Lauren Conrad screws the pooch (CelebritySmack) TMI from QT (AgentBedhead) Like a virgin?: topless model and Myspace celebrity Miley Cyrus (DailyStab) SJP&#8217;s mole is MIA (Defamer) New Jersey&#8217;s Confederate Christian manluv (FourFour) Nelly Furtado&#8217;s gorillas attack rapper (GabbyBabble) Black Canary Barbie not a hit with fundies (DListed) Barenaked Ladies [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://lolebrity.net/2008/07/16/brad-pitt-hen-pec-ed-babby-daddy/" title="still purty. what was I saying? Sorry..." target="_blank">Brad Pitt is hen pec-ed</a> (Lolebrity)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/2008/07/16/lauren-conrad-screws-the-pooch/" title="I can't top that title!" target="_blank">Lauren Conrad screws the pooch</a> (CelebritySmack)</p>
<p><a href="http://agentbedhead.com/index.php/archive/what-is-quentin-tarantino-doing/" title="NOBODY knows what QT is doing" target="_blank">TMI from QT</a> (AgentBedhead)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dailystab.com/miley-cyrus-vows-to-stay-a-virgin-until-marriage/" title="She's an animal!" target="_blank">Like a virgin?: topless model and Myspace celebrity Miley Cyrus</a> (DailyStab)</p>
<p><a href="http://defamer.com/5025857/sarah-jessica-parker-and-the-curious-case-of-the-missing-mole" title="the curious case of the missing mole" target="_blank">SJP&#8217;s mole is MIA</a> (Defamer)</p>
<p><a href="http://fourfour.typepad.com/fourfour/2008/07/i-survived-sout.html" title="represent!" target="_blank">New Jersey&#8217;s Confederate Christian manluv</a> (FourFour)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.gabbybabble.com/2008/07/chaos-at-nelly-furtado-concert.html" title="Russian gorillas are the worst" target="_blank">Nelly Furtado&#8217;s gorillas attack rapper</a> (GabbyBabble)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.dlisted.com/node/27194" title="why, imagine that! The 11th commandment says thou shalt not wear fishnets" target="_blank">Black Canary Barbie not a hit with fundies</a> (DListed)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.celebitchy.com/12988/barenaked_ladies_singer_busted_for_cocaine_possession/" title="COKE? a Canadian with COKE? What's wrong with our weed, homeboy?" target="_blank">Barenaked Ladies man is an animal!</a> (CeleBitchy)</p>
<p><a href="http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/2008/07/15/tyra-banks-caridee-who/" title="Caridee who?" target="_blank">Housebreaking ANTM</a> (EvilBeet)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b146684_andy_dick_arrested_exposing_teen.html" title="Please put this man in a cell with Joe Francis" target="_blank">Andy Dick is one</a> (EOnline)</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/07/16/helen-mirren-did-i-ever-tell-you-youre-my-hero/" title="your snark-free post of the day" target="_blank">Helen Mirren, 62 and flawless</a> (CandyKirby)</p>
<p><a href="http://raincoaster.com/2007/01/26/helen-mirren-topless-tardis-companion-hot/" title="Helen Mirren topless: tardis companion hot" target="_blank">Helen Mirren, not so bad forty years ago either</a> (raincoaster)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.imnotobsessed.com/2008/07/16/new-music-from-hayden-panettiere" title="you call THAT a music career?" target="_blank">Hayden howls</a> (ImNotObsessed)</p>
<p><a href="http://imbringingbloggingback.blogspot.com/2008/07/bindi-irwin-that-bitch-at-it-again.html" title="Bindi the B*****" target="_blank">Bindi Irwin&#8217;s relentless plan for world domination</a> (IBBB)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/dark-knight-sold-out-sold-out-sold-out/" title="Dark Knight sold out" target="_blank">This Bat has flown</a> (DeadlineHollywood)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/07/banksy-robin-gunningham.php" title="it ain't me, babe" target="_blank">Banksy says Pooh!</a> (Radar)</p>
<p><a href="http://www.mollygood.com/peta-must-be-desperate-20080716/" title="Corey Feldman is no John Lennon!" target="_blank">PETA has gone too doggone far!</a> (Mollygood)</p>
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