Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

1. does it come with its own batteries?
2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto (shown here posing for his profile shot) was very excited to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was adding a dating site to her GOOP empire!

Menswear dog

All hail Menswear Dog, the slickest Shiba Inu who ever promenaded in human clothing. His owners Dave Fung and Yena Kim have given him his own Tumblr fashion blog, with actual designer clothing featured. I love the March 14 look; it’s just so 90′s. This dog has more cool than any bony, greased-up Prada model, and we bet he’s more fun to play with, too.

Mario Lopez

It seems that Mario Lopez lost a bet, and had to jog around LA in his underwear. As you can see, when Mario Lopez loses a bet, we’re all winners.

Alexander Skarsgård ding dong

Ding dong! We know the door is always open for Alexander Skarsgård. Unfortunately, from the slightly terrifying silhouette of his trousers, it appears you’re going to need to call for backup. Looks like more than one woman can handle. Twice the fun!

Jude Law

It’s Pucker Power for the win as Jude Law crosses the finish line in the Superannuated Celeb But Yes I Still Would sweepstakes held annually in St Barth’s.

Ho, ho, ho, it’s time to see who’s been naughty or nice enough to win our Caption Contest from Friday.

Tom Daley Santa

Klee December 16, 2012 at 9:44 am #

“Finally-I get MY wish!” exclaimed Mrs. Claus

Kudos and imaginary swag to Klee, who has now wrapped up two victories in a row! It’s hard to imagine a better fantasy pressie than British diver Tom Daley, so we’ve decided to give her this series of Tom Daley Stripping gifs. Feliz Lookitdat!

Oh, Santa baby! This should inspire a few of you to new heights of snarktastic appreciation. Captions in the comments section, like always.

Tom Daley Santa