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Someday My Prince Will Come

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew Uniformly Attractive

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew in a sweater could make me sweat

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Prince Andrew fly me to the moon

Alas, by the time he finally shows up, he’ll be thirty years past his best-before date.

 

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Prince Andrew today *SOBS*

Although the part about being held at gunpoint as an intruder would be par for the course for my boyfriends, if not usually at their mothers’ houses. Oh, Randy Andy, ou sont les hunks d’antan?

Sock it to me!

It seems to be Vintage week chez Ayyyy, and that’s all right with me. The music was better. The movies were better. The television commercials were, like, so way better. And this is one of them.

If your husband, brother, father or son has ever known the utter mortification of having flashed a shiny shin, perhaps in a job interview, perhaps in an important meeting. Well, tell your XY that the solution has been found! In 1966!

Not only that, but these very socks are still available, and apparently still selling well. Never suffer the indignity of an inadvertent shin flash again!

Tuesday Caption Contest: Rob Lowe, yowe

We’re a bit behind due to seasonal flu, but here is our captialicious photo for your delectation. Today’s apparition may frighten small children and those of exquisite taste. You have been warned.

Rob Lowe yo

Rob Lowe yo

Jack Black, live and unrehearsed!

God, I love Tenacious D. I love them more than words can say, which is appropriate, since they are rock band of positively post-articulate awesomenosity, dude. Their front man is the inimitable Jack Black. When god made Jack Black, he threw away the mold (no doubt thinking “what, was I drunk or something?”). And now, direct to you from New Zealand, we present Jack Black reading the weather off a teleprompter and screwing up monumentally, then going in for the clinch with the camera.

Enjoy?

Hmmm, guess who wasn’t in his school’s AV club?

Shine On, MM

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

Matthew McConaughey is well-suited for mayhem

So! Many! Questions! Including:

  1. does it come with its own batteries?
  2. did he mug a Batman villain for the outfit?
  3. how stoned was HE when he picked this out?

Ladies and gentlemen, this suit is the reason the word “AYYYY!” exists.

 

Not-OKCupid

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto for Hedi Slimane

Jared Leto (shown here posing for his profile shot) was very excited to hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was adding a dating site to her GOOP empire!

You Dapper Dog

Menswear dog

Menswear dog

All hail Menswear Dog, the slickest Shiba Inu who ever promenaded in human clothing. His owners Dave Fung and Yena Kim have given him his own Tumblr fashion blog, with actual designer clothing featured. I love the March 14 look; it’s just so 90’s. This dog has more cool than any bony, greased-up Prada model, and we bet he’s more fun to play with, too.

Hump Day Hunk: Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez

Mario Lopez

It seems that Mario Lopez lost a bet, and had to jog around LA in his underwear. As you can see, when Mario Lopez loses a bet, we’re all winners.

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