Working till dawn and need a little pick-me-up? You could do worse than a Tequila Sunrise. Or maybe you couldn’t?
Tequila is really like a choose-your-own-adventure novel except everyone has the same ending:
Emotionally distraught-> drinking in large quantities sounds like a good idea -> you are so not getting back together with this person so stop trying -> puke.
You’re barely legal -> cheap shots at the bar provided by strangers -> dancing on said bar -> puke.
Where was I? For some reason really fuzzy this morning…
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Burton vs McQueen (TeenyManolo)
Paris Hilton, Global Village Idiot (Websters)
Gamer on! (TenGossip)
Affleck amok! (ASL)
Channing Tatum Fighting! (JustJared)
A minute Mike Myers moment (SeriouslyOMG)
Holy cow (WizbangPop)
Kate Moss needs help finding a man (UKPopSugar)
Jack Black’s on-set orgy (GetLippy)
Rihanna, pixillated (HolyMoly)
Karl Lagerfeld on Twitter (FakeKarl)
anal bleaching is the new Kazakhstan? (Movieline)
Megan Fox is, like, smart (EvilBeet)
Intern George’s Fug cocktail (GoFugYourself)
Free Chocolate (DailyStab)
Stark Trek trailer (AgentBedhead)
The Oprah riots, dissected (AmyGrindhouse)
Katy Perry is on fiyah! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Porn star or network anchor quiz (Gawker)
This week we invite you to take a wistful saunter down memory lane, with the theme of “When They Were Pretty Boys”. Carefully study the montage below and identify the former good lookers (before the bloat/booze/botox got to them) for a possible 10 out of 10.
Answers will be put up on Wednesday morning. In the meantime, I will be repapering my bedroom walls with posters of teen idols from yesteryear.
Jim Carrey on playing the role of a gay character in his latest movie:
“It’s about humanity. There’s nothing bad for me about the story.”
Indeed – how could there be anything bad about being able to rub up against Ewan McGregor and Rodrigo Santoro repeatedly during filming?
This has nothing to do with patriotism and everything to do with Campari and red vermouth in a tall glass with a lot of ice, a twist of orange peel, and a sizzle of soda. Thanks to the day I had, it may have everything to do with several of them!
RuPaul, Heather Locklear, separated at birth? (WOWReport)
PerezHilton on minute 14.5 (Websters)
Before they were famous: Al Pacino (SeriouslyOMG)
Celebrity Twinsies (GiggleSugar)
Topless and wet! (UKPopSugar)
24 slideshow (HolyMoly)
Topless and wet times TWO! (Defamer)
Dakota Fanning: mini actress, mini dress (JustJared)
SJP looking to bolt? (PopBytes)
RIP Mouseketeer Cheryl (JanetCharltonsHollywood)
Britney’s New Year’s date (IBBB)
Lily Allen insists she has a talent! (ImNotObsessed)
Porn industry going down for last time? (CandyKirby)
Kate Moss beer belly or baby belly? (CelebWarship)
Katie Holmes visibly off her “vitamins” (GoFugYourself)
Hugh Jackman in leather (CelebritySmack)
Pete Wentz, Ambient music icon (CeleBitchy)
Santa Reznor brings gifts on Epiphany (AgentBedhead)