Britney facing criminal charges (PerezHilton)

George Clooney in motorcycle accident (PopSugar)

Condi Rice’s crib (Metrocentric)

Britney fans’s nekkid protest, like, OMG! (Postcards)

Milla Jovovich’s baby bump (DailyStab)

Marcia, Marcia, MARCIA! (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Rotten tells junkie stars to clean up their acts (CelebritySmack!)

Dear Brangelina, plzplzplz adopt me kthxbai (I’mNotObsessed)

Sarah Michelle Gellar, miser? (HolyMoly)

James Blunt, miser, manslut? (Celebitchy)

Katherine Heigel to produce Lost and Found (BuzzSugar)

Brad Pitt, private dancer (Us)

Jim Carrey, the autism whisperer (HolyCandy)

Jennifer Lopez bringing the 70′s back (Hollywood Offender)

Kim Kardashian is Miss December (The Superficial)

Bennifer Garner-Affleck even fight nicely (People)

Amy Winehouse’s MOBOs moment explained (WOWreport)

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James are puck bunnies (Daily Stab)

Britney: fired, barred, ejected, dangerous, subpoena’d, custodyless, and still stuck with Federline (Agent Bedhead)

Sugababes vs James Blunt, pot vs kettle (Celebrity Smack)

Mary-Louise Parker adopts a baby (We Love Celebs)

Sally Field’s bleep is the quote o’ the day (GabbyBabble)

Barry Manilow vs Elizabeth Hasselbeck (Gone Hollywood)

David Beckham joins the Men in Black (Holy Candy)

Lindsay Lohan’s street style (Cityrag)

Keira Knightly is HUUUUUUGE! (I’m Not Obsessed)

Tori Amos serenades Britney Spears (LA Rag Mag)

Angelina Jolie trips out at Disneyland (Pop on the Pop)

Chloe Sevigny’s rehab-themed photoshoot for Harper’s Bazaar (Hollywood Backwash)

Paula Abdul and her metrosexual man (HolyMoly)

Jennifer Garner is the superfantastic! (Popsugar)

Ozzie and Sharon’s new crib (WizbangPop)

Shia Le Buff (WOW Report)

O.J. has a girlfriend? (Glossip)

Sharon Stone does Dior (Players, Haters, and Imitators)

Chris Crocker-themed Myspace graphics (MyMyspace)

MANOLO: “Do Not Block the Grease Trap”

SPIRIT FINGERS: To be fair, the invite did say “dumb casual”.

MANOLO: “Do Block Plummet Into Despair”

PLUMCAKE: Did he beat up Chloe Sevigny for those sunglasses and if so, does that make the outfit awesome by default? Subquestion: why does the thought of a Ledger/Sevigny smackdown that make me feel like that time at sleepaway camp when Shelly Landau put Gold Bond in my training bra?

SPIRIT FINGERS: I would put my money on Chloe throwing down hard on Heath. Girl has upper body strength. Plus she has nicer legs than Heath which means she would also win if they tried to settle things with a walkoff.

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Viggo’s looking mighty pleased with himself and so he should. He’s way ahead of the game. Not only has he has become master of the naked bathhouse fight but at this rate, he’ll be a shoe-in for next year’s World Beard and Moustache Championships.

Manolo says, risible in reality.

Babaloo, Mister Stamos. Babaloo indeed.

Manolo says, James Blunt and Sophie Dahl prove that looks are not everything.

Manolo says, here is the joyous tale of desperation rewarded.

Dear “If I Blog It They Will Come” Readers,

A little over seven months ago, a blog began with the express purpose of getting one Kevin Costner to send us a photo of himself looking at a blog about himself…our blog, “If I Blog It They Will Come”. The time and effort expended on this endeavor has been greatly rewarding. We’ve been very lucky to have so many people checking out the site, sending us emails and sharing their enthusiasm for our goofy venture.

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We are pleased now to confirm to you that if you blog it, he will indeed come.

And now, depression begins.