February 26, 2014 in
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Is the preppy hiker type your thing? Jake Gyllenhaal has you covered. So to speak.
Having recently moved to an ecovillage (don’t laugh! okay, maybe a little) in the rainforest of the west coast, my selection of men has become somewhat limited. Basically, there are hippies, there are preppy hikers, there are a handful of billionaires whom I will never meet because they are helicoptered into and out of their estates, and there are fishermen who drink. The preppy hikers smell the best, but the hippies are the most fun. Jake Gyllenhaal here demonstrates both iterations of manly outdoorsiness. Preppy hiker above, ecohippie below. Scissors are oppressive, man!

Jake Gyllenhaal in hippie hiker mode
I’m normally a fan of the long hair, but now that I know it generally comes with associated smells woven in, I’m less enthusiastic. Which would you rather?
January 14, 2011 in
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November 11, 2010 in
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Jake Gyllenhaal. I was going to write a more elaborate caption, but I got distracted
Yes, yes, we’ve featured Jakey-poo time without number, but I defy you to watch this video and not give it up for him (although perhaps Anne Hathaway sort of steals it). Jake Gyllenhaal, talking about his favorite romantic love song.
Adolf Hitler, found at last? (raincoaster)
Who’s Sari now, Elizabeth Hurley? (Ayyyy)
Daniel Radcliffe is naked without it (Lolebrity)
Food porn, Yorkshire style (Manolofood)
I need this like I need another hole in the head (ManoloJewelry)
The Big O (GreenManolo)
Knit one, parle two! (CraftyManolo)
No lip from you! (ManoloBeauty)
Madonna has cooties! (AgentBedhead)
Enter the Soundgarden! (BusyBeeBlogger)
Katy Perry’s secret not so secret anymore (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The Dream Team: Cojo and Paula Abdul (CojoStyle)
Pastel on board! (DailyStab)
Get into Grace Kelly’s skirt! (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Yes, Carrie Underwood, this makes your ass look fat (HaveUHeard)
Sexiest Men Alive, or: Your Christmas Shopping List (INeedMyFix)
Harry Potter wears Canadian makeup (FabSugar)










November 10, 2010 in
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Pity, if you will (if you can) the girls past and present of Sir Mick Jagger. For every one that becomes First Lady of France, there’s one that’s gone the publicly humiliating L’Wren Scott/ Georgina Chapman route and foisted a line of unsuitable, unflattering,ill-fitting duds on an unsuspecting public, like this poor, clueless member of the public right here. If I were Julia Roberts and I had to appear in public in that, I, too, would be tempted to bash out my brains right there, center stage.
Cute shoes, though.
Isabella Rossellini fills the convents! (raincoaster)
Parker Posey is no angel either (Ayyyy)
Putin aside temptation (Lolebrity)
Industry Swiftly makes Kanye prOn (AgentBedhead)
Conan O’Brien is a cunning linguist (BusyBeeBlogger)
Adrien Brody is pursued by a succubus from Hell (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Angels get pregnant? (CelebritySmack)
Celebrity hobos (CityRag)
Cojo eulogizes Liz Hurley’s dress (CojoStyle)
Recession fashion tips from Vivienne Westwood (CyberBoris)
Kanye in the Sky with a microphone? (DailyStab)
Anne Hathaway is Jake Gyllenhaal’s guardian angel (EvilBeet)
Don’t EVER touch Charlie Sheen’s watch (Earsucker)
These are your people’s choices (GabbyBabble)
and deliver us from Speidi (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Un-chain Hilary Swank’s heart (GoFugYourself)
A Kardashian is judging you (HaveUHeard)
Russell Brand leaves his wife for Prince Charles (INeedMyFix)
Victoria Beckham and her incubus step out in daylight (JustJared)
Shalit be time for trading places? (Movieline)
The government hates your boss too (PerezHilton)
and in related news, Castro is still alive (PoorBritney)
Before Pee-Wee! (SeriouslyOMG)










October 26, 2010 in
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July 31, 2010 in
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