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Michelle Williams sacks up Links

Blue Valentine After Party - Arrivals: 63rd Cannes Film Festival

Um, what is going on here? From the look on her face, it would seem that the lovely and talented Michelle Williams has lost a bet and been forced into this unflattering, bedazzled and ruffled sack of fug for her Cannes premiere. Her eyes say “Help me” while her body says…well, we can’t hear what it’s saying because it’s being smothered by an overgrown pillowcase.

Ian McKellen, Lord of the Blogs (TrueSlant)

Ian McKellen is DONE with this shizznit! (Lolebrity)

PJs for all! (TheManolo)

Someday my prints will come (ManoloHome)

Sheer silliness (ManoloBrides)

Blind flood puppy update! (ManoloBig)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff! Hugh Jackman vs Stephen Moyer (TeenyManolo)

Inside John Malkovich’s head (AgentBedhead)

Kate Moss burgled! (AmyGrindhouse)

Porn model now porn actress (BricksAndStones)

Rock Out to Beat Cancer (BusyBeeBlogger)

Britney wigs out! (CeleBitchy)

Celebrity trade wars (CelebrityBeehive)

Jonas Brothers UNCAGED! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Butt Paris! (CelebritySmack)

Celebrity sex swapping (CityRag)

Rachel Bilson is a fembot? (CojoStyle)

Russell Brand, Elle of a guy (DailyStab)

Justin Bieber is a gift from god (EvilBeet)

Orange silicone creature frightens children (GabbyBabble)

JLo IS SATC (GoFugYourself)

Bono’s back! (HaveUHeard)

Padma dates down (INeedMyFix)

Don’t worry, Lindsay, this happens to everyone (IBBB)

James Franco goes ape (JustJared)

Cats get Lost (Movieline)

Jake Gyllenhaal brings teh sexay…to the front row? (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Lily Allen schlubs out (UKPopSugar)

Grace Jones, superhero! (PopBytes)

The hottest men on tv (SeriouslyOMG)

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Hump Day Links: The Hoff in the Hat edition

Celebs Attend The 8th Annual TV Land Awards

Let’s give it up for the hardest-working man in no business: the virtually unemployable yet always indomitable David Hasselhoff! Yes, the look may say “ageing gangster gigolo” but it’s a look to which I’ve been partial ever since that Star Trek episode where they went back to the Twenties. The shoes! The hats! The loud, loud suits!

Captain, not only does he appear to be well groomed, he is most certainly NOT of the rodent family!

Jennifer Aniston has the hardest-working plumbing in showbusiness (Lolebrity)

Lin Yu Chun and William Shatner completely work over Total Eclipse of the Heart (raincoaster)

Hardest-working Pratt in PR (AmyGrindhouse)

Hard labour in Hollywood (BusyBeeBlogger)

Ebert’s wife is the hardest-working spouse in tv (CeleBitchy)
Want to work hard for internet glory? (CelebrityBeehive)
Jessica Simpson too lazy for basic hygiene (CelebDirtyLaundry)
The hardest-working gossipeuse on Ustream (CelebritySmack)
Work hard for immortal mayhem! (Virgin)
It’s hard work, burying your soon-to-be-ex-husband alive (CelebToast)
Scott Baio works hard at being a twit (CityRag)
Jennifer Lopez just doesn’t work hard enough at Teh Fab (CojoStyle)
The hardest-working broodmare in the reality tv stable (DailyStab)
Do you want to work for Glee? Or just plain old money? (FirstClassFashionista)
Brenda wants to struggle! (FourFour)
JSimp shows off the hardest-working Spanx in fashion (GabbyBabble)
Peaches is the hardest-working junkie Scientologist celebuspawn starfarker in Coachella (Gawker)
Jennifer Hudson is working something out (GoFugYourself)
Rihanna’s Rib Recovers from exhaustion at hospital (HaveUHeard)
American Idiots spend hard-earned dollars on tickets to Broadway shows calling them idiots; how stupid is that? (INeedMyFix)
A Britney blogger’s work is never done (PoorBritney)
After all that work, you need your rest (IBBB)
It’s hard out here for a pimp (LitelySalted)
Busey wants you to WORK, lazy grocery imps! (Manolo)
James Cameron has been working WAY too hard (Movieline)
Glee does its Madonna homework (work) (PinkIsTheNewBlog)
Who’s been working hard? (UKPopSugar)
It’s cruel to put Zombie Bea Arthur to work! (PopBytes)
Secretariat has some guns! (SeriouslyOMG)
The Heat is On…Jake Gyllenhaal (TenGossip)

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Jake Gyllenhaal, man of a thousand faces

U talking to me?

While waiting to pick up Reese, Jake decided to kill time by practising his “What’s the big deal? You’ve never got it on in a store changing room before?” expression of incredulity.

U still talking to me?

Reese Witherspoon, trading up

So many more chins too

Two thumbs up Reese, this jolly gelatinous mass is a vast improvement on that Gyllenhaal boy! I think it’s adorable that he gave up his gym membership in order to spend more time with you.

Needs work

Not a single Blackberry between them

We believe in simpler, sweeter times

This has got to the most rustic-looking celebrity bunch I’ve seen in a while. Do you think they grow their own beets and sleep in designer log beds?

The Great Link Forward

Madonna knos how 2 whistle (Lolebrity)

Pete “999” Doherty saves the day! (AgentBedhead)

Kylie Minogue is legion! (CelebritySmack)

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal are canine collectivists (DailyStab)

Viggo Mortensen will outnumber his Oscar competition (Defamer)

Obama’s celebrity Cabinet (Gawker)

Britney Spears gets a job! (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s epiphany caught on camera (IBBB)

Princess Diana dug up and made to promote Keira Knightly film (ImNotObsessed)

Paula extends mixed welcome to new Politburo member (POTP)

Roberto Cavalli shares his clothes out to the Miley/Marcia collective (JustJared)

Matthew McConaughey believes in an equal division of labour (PopSugar)

Pornstar hooked on opiate of the masses? (DListed)

Canuckistanis cannot be killed! (Mollygood)

Madonna redistributes capital (Websters)

Put a lid on it! (CityRag)

Dancing with the Stars work group forms (SeriouslyOMG)

London’s mayor now wanted by Beijing … dead or alive! (raincoaster)

It’s the summer of abs

I'm ready to be somebody's boy toy

Good one Ryan, when Reese sees this surely she will weep bitter tears of regret at divorcing your beefy broad-shouldered self, and pine longingly for the supreme tautness of those man abs.  Or perhaps not.

No thanks, I already have my own

Raspberry Margarita and Hot Tub Links

Miley Cyrus has a baggage (Lolebrity)

The Chosen Twins start life $3 million in debt to People Magazine (AllieIsWired)

Amy Winehouse Junkie Monkey ice cream on indefinite hold (AgentBedhead)

Simon LeBon fishing for crabs/Jake Gyllenhaal um no comment (CelebritySmack)

Robert Downey Jr’s 70’s pornstar womb broom (Websters)

Harry Potter and the Fanfic of NSFW (CityRag)

Not your grandpa’s Olympics: nip slip! (DrunkenStepfather)(NSFW)(don’t fire me boss!)

Peaches “Clean and Sober” Geldof weds guy she was not technically dating (BittenAndBound)

Milli Banana: even China’s adorable children are fake! (DListed)

Gwyneth looks fabulous, does not care about your bruised shins, plebe (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise loses part to Angelina Jolie (DailyStab)

Brooke Hogan both tasteless and…Brooke Hogan (MollyGood)

Cougarboobs! (Defamer)

Ryan Seacrest, boytoy (CandyKirby)

Sharon Stone embargoes her camel toe (IBBB)

Thanks to these shoes, Rachel Bilson’s feet can withstand nuclear attack! (JustJared)

Tropic Thunder premiere attended by everyone but Thor himself (UKPopsugar)

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