Engelbert Humperday Links
Yes, I know I’ve used that joke before. What can I say? I’m just stale because I’m out of gin.
Sir Elton John will snort Lily Allen under the table (Websters)
John Mayer’s drunken wish for POTUS (CelebrityDirt)
The US dodged a bullet with this one (GabbyBabble)
Chelsea’s getting an assist from a pornstar Lately (CelebuWreck)
Alexa Ray Joel: It’s Just Fugly to Me (CandyKirby)
Henry Rollins has even creepier penpals than I do! (AgentBedhead)
Dave Letterman can afford to be gracious (CelebritySmack)
It’s Hot Britney, bitch! (CelebWarship)
It’s Britney at the VMA’s again, bitch! (EvilBeet)
Keira Knightly isn’t sarcastic at all! (DailyStab)
Miranda Grosvenor’s blog? (CelebritiesAndTelephones)
Formerly pregnant teen sends pregnant teen a present; it’s not news, it’s US politics (CeleBitchy)
Play the Joker Lookalike Contest! (Defamer)
Jason Priestly has a beard just like John Travolta! (DListed)
Will has grace (ImNotObsessed)
Kate Moss, working girl (Radar)
The Republicans hate Palin (Mollygood)
Mullets for ‘Merica! (CityRag)