Ayyyy! » Janet Jackson

I have the sad duty of reporting that the “hot buttered gin” experiment was a total failure. In the absence of further information we are blaming the cloves.

Is it real or is it Photoshop? Only TV Guide knows for sure (Websters)

Clitt can’t split!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

Kate Moss’s ex wants to sperminate her (CeleBitchy)

Leighton Meester goes from rags to riches, or at least from jail to stardom (WhatWouldTylerDurdenDo)

Claymates not adapting well to the latest news (Defamer)

More on Claynation in mourning (CandyKirby)

Amy Winehouse experiences difficulty holding down a job (ImNotObsessed)

Drew Barrymore not too picky to settle for a fanny-pack wearing Vanilla Ice impersonator (DListed)

The perfect gift…for your worst enemy (AgentBedhead)

The Battling Lohans are at it again (CelebritySmack)

Oasis is SO not getting invited to Balmoral (DailyStab)

I am cancelling laundry “to focus on the economy” (Radar)

Janet Jackson is an International Woman of Mystery (IBBB)

Rilo Kiley is all about the pottymouth (CelebrityDirt)

Who wore it better?

Spirit Fingers — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:28:35 +0000

It’s Janet Jackson vs Laa-Laa the Teletubby in the Battle of the Baby-Voiced Yellow-Suited Alien Beings! One is famous for their erotic songs, the other for their idiotic songs.

Chocolate Martini and Turtles Links

raincoaster — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 08:28:34 +0000

I like to have a Martini
I like three, at most
After three I’m under the table
After four, I’m under the host!
Dorothy Parker

Sienna Miller, superhero! (Lolebrity)

Janet Jackson appears to believe she’s one as well (JustJared)

It’s Pink Shirt Day! (TeenyManolo)

Mischa Mouse debuts as designer (CelebuWreck)

This Brit makes an ass of herself (AgentBedhead)

Congratulations to Miss Tara Reid on her engagement (CelebritySmack)

Congratulations to Miss Samantha Ronson on her engagement (HolyMoly)

Petra Nemcova congratulates Kelly Osbourne on her skirt made entirely of disco shirts (DailyStab)

Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt reunited? (GabbyBabble)

Jessica Alba’s BDSM PSA (EvilBeet)

Harriet Carter lingerie day, yay! (IBBB)

Katy Perry, novelty stripper in a toddler costume (Websters)

Ashton Kutcher on the bathroom habits of the billionaires (POTP)

Is it hot in here or is it just me? (AprilWinchell)

Betsey Johnson is SO STOKED for Talk Like A Pirate Day (GoFugYourself)

La WHA? (CrunkAndDisorderly)

Bears invade LA! (CandyKirby)

The secret history of the Obama pig (Defamer)

Anne Hathaway is no longer a receiver of stolen goods (TheSmokingGun)

When you’ve struck out everywhere else… (SeriouslyOMG)

The Brohawk, in its native environment (Radar)

Picture This Links

raincoaster — Mon, 21 Jul 2008 21:44:07 +0000

Blaaaaake, Incarcerated for two more years (CelebritySmack)

The Pope finds your lack of faith disturbing (Lolebrity)

Patrick Swayze is immortal! (DListed)

Courtney Love is such a joker! (AgentBedhead)

No, really, she is (Gawker)

We need to set her up with these guys (CandyKirby)

Jessica Simpson is just like you, haters! (DailyStab)

The Chosen Twins spotted! (BauerGriffin)

Heidi Montag shipped to Iraq (JustJared)

Catastrophe on the set of “&” (Defamer)

Someone airlift Claudia Schiffer out of there before it’s too late (GoFugYourself)

If you turn your wife into you, is that self-abuse? (GabbyBabble)

Sean Connery thinks, strangely enough, that his grown son should get a job (CeleBitchy)

Dance like nobody’s watching…because if you’re Dina Lohan, it’s true! (IBBB)

Lindsay Lohan is a sellout (Websters)

Blogger donates kidney, liveblogs it (Mollygood)

Gwyneth’s so British she has a double-decker stroller (PopSugar)

Janet Jackson’s nipple not worth a half-million dollars (SeriouslyOMG)

Gore Vidal will have none of your nonfiction-worship, heathens! (Radar)

Katie Holmes goes shopping for an American Girl (WizbangPop)

Bangs donor needed

Spirit Fingers — Wed, 02 Jul 2008 15:41:03 +0000

Come on Janet, don’t be selfish. Think of the less fortunate and the truly needy. You don’t even need yours at all! Surely you can spare a chunk out of your bangs to help out your friend there. And it’s much less messy than donating a kidney!