Saturday Caption Contest Results: Janice Dickinson Edition
It’s time to announce a winner on our Scary Supermodel caption contest, and here it is:

Carole
May 19, 2011 at 10:34 am
Champagne wishes and Botox dreams.
Congratulations and imaginary swag to Carole! To celebrate her great victory, we virtually offer this stickfigurriffic silver caviar dish. It makes me think of the lovely Janice, somehow. She reminds me of a really glamorous Baba Yaga/Dita Von Teese cross, splashing around starkers in a giant caviar dish filled with Champagne and propped up on the bones of fallen models of years gone by.