Ayyyy!

This? Is a thing of beauty and a joy forever, and I don’t care if it cost Jean-Paul Gaultier the gig at Dior as he claims, it was worth it! What is it (besides insane)? It’s the intro to Eurotrash, his show for British tv. For this, I’d get cable.

In this episode, Jean-Paul and Antoine de Caunes, his attractive cohost, explain that they are in fact French government agents sent to destabilize British minds. And five bucks says they can do it, too!

You’ll recall our Caption Contest of last week, with the cherry-chucking Jean-Paul. Now, let’s reveal the winner:

Frontier Former Editor Says:
May 15th, 2010 at 6:27 am

“It’s Cherry-nobyl!”

We had some good entries, but FFE’s dreams came to fruition and he has won our fabulous hypothetical swag for this week. For him, we present the entirely plausible and EXTREMELY popular in New Jersey Jean-Paul Gaultier “Muscles” shirt:

Do your best/worst with the cherry-chucking Jean-Paul here in the comment section. If you’re actually interested in what’s going on, this is the way he decided to close his Moscow retrospective show: by walking the catwalk with his “bride” and throwing cherries at the assembled multitudes.