Hurricane on Wisteria Lane! (WOWReport)

Simon le Bon wants to be Amy Winehouse’s daddy (WendyWayrad)

Best nekkids of 2007 (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Tila Tequila might not be completely, 100% straightforward (ASocialitesLife)

RIP Evel Knievel (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Lance Armstrong dumps the Olsen twin (Mollygood)

R. Kelly fired by publicist for “going there” (HipHopElements)

Christian Slater luvs the drugs, including botox (PerezHilton)

Chris Brown is a disposable undies fan (JustJared)

Victoria Beckham gets nekkid (HollywoodRag)

Jennifer Aniston, serial rhinoplasterer? (Cityrag)

Suri Cruise will be rocking the Louboutins, must read TeenyManolo (ImNotObsessed)

Lindsay Lohan is single again (CeleBitchy)

Do Britney’s job better than she can (HolyCandy)

Truly absurd: the White House mugshots furor (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Spice Girls spotted spawn! (CelebrityNation)

Free Southpark! (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity puberty pix: 1998 (CelebritySmack)

Hollywood’s 50 dumbest people (GabbyBabble)

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty reuniting over current boytoy’s dead body (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Rootin’ Tootin’ Wayne Newton! (Defamer)

Well, David Gest IS nuts (April Winchell)

Best Thanksgiving Day Special ever? (BestWeekEver)

A fresh-faced Tara Reid stays klassy (BricksAndStones)

Borat, Bride of Borat, and Baby Borat (CelebWarship)

Elderporn: Katie Couric blackmail scandal (CeleBitchy)

Shocker: Kimora Lee Simmons can read! (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Lohan jumps off the wagon again (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Jessica Simpson borrows a practice baby (BittenAndBound)

Andrew Lloyd Webber hates drunk audiences, loves drunk performers (HolyMoly)

Britney Spears waxes the babymaker, neglects the rest (DanasDirt)

Jennifer Aniston attends her 20th anniversary reunion (HolyCandy)

Heidi Klum and Seal not quite getting these American traditions (ImNotObsessed)

Nicole Richie serves the homeless. Yes, that’s what I said. (JustJared)

Joss Stone: yes, my boyfriend was a creepy pedo (PerezHilton)

Pete Doherty, hearthrob? (TheMeatScale)

It’s official: Scientology scores the Fresh Prince. Paging Carleton… (Yeeeeah)

Amy Winehouse, hamster-hater? (DListed)

RIP, Big Martha (FromScratch)

What the stars are mouthing silently (TheLiteraryPursuit)

Today in Job Satisfaction News: Paris Hilton imitator sick of Paris Hilton too! (AgentBedhead)

Mike Tyson does the pokey hokey-pokey. You put your right cross in, you take your right cross out… (GabbyBabble)

Heidi Montag cute, stacked, delusional (FatbackAndCollards)

Dennis Quaid’s babies overdosed! (HolyCandy)

Pamela Anderson is exquisite, corpse-like, strangely tentacled (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kate Moss stays classy, threatens Sienna Miller at a drunken party (FemaleFirst)

Ben- congratulates -Nnifer on her pregnancy (CelebritySmack)

Munchkins get their star (Popbytes)

Interspecies compassion (CityRag)

Lachey is back, biotches! (DailyStab)

Beyonce’s booty is back (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp sings the hits of the Seventies: the Eighteen-Seventies! (EvilBeet)

Will Ferrell has a murder-boner (FunnyOrDie)

The Bachelor stays single (Defamer)

Audience freakouts are Oprah’s Favorite Thing (Jezebel)

Yet another angle on the Jen vs Angie thing! Isn’t that so last year? (HuffPo)

Dear Rachel Bilson, quit stalking me (Craigslist)

Natalie Portman hearts teh gheys (EvilBeet)

The Strike Network new productions (Dr Boli’s)

Top 10 Reasons Letterman supports the strikers (AgentBedhead)

The Many Faces of Boy George (CelebritySmack)

Hayden Panettiere is wanted…by the police! (CeleBitchy)

Heather Mills is hiring bloggers (does Scoble know?) (GabbyBabble)

Daniel Radcliffe and Kim Cattrall? In somebody’s dreams (NOWmagazine)

Christina Aguilera, female impersonator? (HollywoodBackwash)

Brad Pitt is a jealous boyfriend (TheBlemish)

Did Angelina have a miscarriage? (Popbytes)

Amy Winehouse’s on-stage breakdown (PopOnThePop)

Chaka Khan…. Let me rock you all the way to the homeless shelter (TheMeatScale)

Ho, Ho, Ho! : so that’s what “Reindeer Games” are, eh? (Webster’s)

Sarah Michelle WHO? (DailyStab)

Jennifer Aniston dates SATC himbo (FListed)

Is John Travolta borrowing Phil Spector’s wigs? (DListed)

Tom Cruise busts a move, scares the horses (CityRag)

Duelling celebrity babies (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion gets freaky with it (DailyStab)

Ellen BigFatPlateOfNothingDiet Pompeo is wed (ImNotObsessed)

Buy Britney’s Starbucks leftovers! (CelebSlam)

Keira Knightly is Sienna Miller’s best (only) fan (HolyMoly)

Angelina Jolie’s baby return policy? (Popsugar)

Shocker! Jennifer Aniston is a sore loser (Popbytes)

Rihanna is an Oreo (CelebritySmack)

Jason Patric steals not just Julia Roberts, but anything else he can get his hands on (CelebNewsWire)

Matt Damon kicks Ben Affleck’s ass yet again (CelebrityCowboy)

Another Osmond in rehab! Oh, those wacky Mormons (ETOnline)

Heath Ledger another victim of the Kate Hudson hotness-sapping superpower (DListed)

A day in the life of Winehouse: ambulance at dawn, concert at dusk (PerezHilton)

Brangelina is island shopping (OK)

Brandon Davis is a toxic substance (NYP)

Amy Winehouse is in The Big House (MrTabloid)

Pete Doherty has a big house (AgentBedhead)

Buy Jennifer Aniston’s clothes; you’ll have to get the scowl on your own (ImNotObsessed)

Katie Holmes jumped the queue at the Marathon (HollywoodOffender)

Is Kylie Minogue pulling an Angelina? (HolyMoly)

Rihanna’s wedding boob flash! (CeleBitchy)

Lindsay Lohan does community service (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Simpson fakes it! (Dlisted)

Britney got the fat sucked out of her butt; no word on her head (WOWReport)

Fainting is the new black! (TheRADReport)

Kanye’s mother’s doctor was a quack (PopOnThePop)

The Victoria’s Secret Posse has landed! (Bastardly)

Sarah Michelle Gellar is a porn star (Egotastic)

The Spice Girls are cheap (ASocialitesLife)

Beth Ditto displays that trademark British elegance (HollywoodRag)

Vaughniston is ON? (DailyStab)

Ashlee Simpson’s 80′s Party pix (HolyCandy)

McDreamy pictures (GabbyBabble)

Ricky Martin, straight arrow (AgentBedhead)

Heather Mills won’t take Paul McCartney’s money…unless…(InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)

Lindsay Lohan’s huge box (BringingBloggingBack)

Ann Coulter, 46, says Jews need fixing (CelebritySmack)

Josh and Rihanna: it’s on! (PopSugar)

Orlando Bloom’s crackup, statement (X17)

Janice Dickinson gets knifed up…again (Starpulse)

Nun amok! (Defamer)

Heath Ledger and Matilda in hoodies (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s formal hotpants (I’mNotObsessed)

Maddox quits school (DListed)

Katie Holmes trains for the New York Marathon? (JustJared)

Reese trashes Britney, Lindsay and Paris, joins rest of world (DailyStab)

Fake Pete Doherty rumours…oh, if only he didn’t exist at all (AgentBedhead)

Angelina Jolie’s suspicious pulchritude (EvilBeetGossip)

George Clooney…sigh (CelebritySmack)

KFed Keeps Kidz (Defamer)

Ann Coulter, 46, wants to take your vote away (Jezebel)

Pamela Anderson outclasses her ex…snark? We got nuthin’ (I’mNotObsessed)

Kate Beckinsale makes a security guard’s day (Celebslam)

Brad Pitt and George Clooney make housecalls? (CeleBitchy)

Jennifer Aniston is tabloid gold (HolyCandy)

Leo DeCaprio’s chick is a chicken (NYPost)

Rootin’ tootin’ Wayne Newton, deconstructed (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Violet Affleck is the Queen of Hollywood (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Ancient Egyptian god Anubis is happy to see you (WOWreport) (reference)

Jenna Bush’s apple doesn’t fall far from the Bush (Jossip)

Perez Hilton’s shiner, Hugh Hefner, and the hookers (PerezHilton)

Britney can drive, y’all! Lock up your Kias! (People)

Ben Affleck, Superdad! (OK!Magazine)