January 27, 2011 in
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Sigh. George, what went wrong?
That’s my boy. Very few people know that back in ’92 and ’93 I was actually a founding member of the George Stephanopoulos Fan Club, and a contributor to their monthly newsletter, the Stephanopouletter. My copy of The War Room
has nearly worn out from being watched every 4th of July. I saw him in person at the Vancouver Summit, where I looked up from my glamorous work unloading the coffee for Starbucks, saw him, and froze. It’s not too often I’ve had my breath taken away, but that was one of those times. An American Secret Service agent who’d no doubt seen this happen to dozens of hapless women walked over and said, “That’s George Stephanopoulos. But he’s not old enough to date.”
Le Sigh.
Where was I? Oh, right. In the spirit of bipartisanship I’ll try to remember to feature a picture of Young John McCain at some point in the future, or you can just cheat and click through for that.
And now, the gossip links!
Julian Assange’s new do (raincoaster)
Shut UP, Emma Watson (Lolebrity)
Guess the gap-toothed guy (Ayyyy)
Our WORLD EXCLUSIVE lasted exactly one day (ManoloFood)
Stayin’ Alive? Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! (AgentBedhead)
The baby’s first word was “rhinoplasty” (BusyBeeBlogger)
Jimmy Buffetted! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Have YOU ever been upstaged by your own dress? (CelebritySmack)
Paris Hilton shows you her puppies (CityRag)
But which one is MegaShark and which is Gatoroid? (DailyStab)
Never before has spandex restrained so much for so little purpose (FitFabCeleb)
Gag (GirlsTalkinSmack)
So she was single in the sense that nobody would be seen with her? (HaveUHeard)
Jon Cryer is no different from anybody else (INeedMyFix)
Sad, gender-confused Britney (PoorBritney)
The CougarTown drinking game! (SeriouslyOMG)
January 21, 2011 in
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December 30, 2010 in
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Autobiography: Good anecdote, bad reality
This, ladies and gentlemen, is a quote for the ages:
“When my mother was about 7, my grandmother locked her in the closet. So, after my mom had been in the closet for about an hour, she asked my grandmother for a glass of water. My grandmother, naturally, said ‘Why?’ and my mother said ‘Because I’ve spit all over your dresses and now I’ve run out of spit and I wanna spit all over your shoes.’ These are the people I hail from.”
— Carrie Fisher
She’s also the author of one of the best opening lines
in history, “I never should have given my phone number to the guy who pumped my stomach.”
Michael Jackson gave me the BEST present (raincoaster)
Who wore it better: a Gareth Pugh model or Godzilla (Ayyyy)
Frank Sinatra vs some pasty vegan (ManoloFood)
Katy Perry won’t admit she has a problem (Lolebrity)
This part is so radioactive they may have to hire Lindsay Lohan (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse was once more ambitious than you (AmyGrindhouse)
RPattz pub candid! (TheBosh)
Reese Witherspoon ups the ante with her exes (BusyBeeBlogger)
This will not end well: fag vs hag (CeleBitchy)
Nicole Richie is no Lilo, yo! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Times Square is a Snooki-free zone (CelebritySmack)
Xtina has reXamined her approach to FARDS (CityRag)
No Doubt McCartney was thrilled to the core of his being (DailyStab)
Lock up your sperm! It’s time for Dancing with the Professional Uterus (Earsucker)
This has to be the best headline I have seen in WEEKS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Archie Leach is appalled at this! (HaveUHeard)
Kelly Osbourne is OUT of control (INeedMyFix)
Kate Moss tiptoes her way out of modeling (JustJared)
A Charlie Sheen Christmas (PopBytes)
Coolest Hogwartian casts spell on Disney World (PerezHilton)
Kate Gosselin escapes to Australia to shoot her children (Radar)
Best-dressed heads of state (Styleite)
October 23, 2010 in
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October 9, 2010 in
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September 9, 2010 in
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August 28, 2010 in
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August 25, 2010 in
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