Archive - Jennifer Lopez RSS Feed

The Unbearable Gravity of Celebrity

In the fashion world, it’s normal for a trend to start on the street and then be co-opted by couturiers, whence it makes its way to the backs of seemingly every two-bit chorine who ever got a seatwarming gig at the Oscars.

How hopelessly Twentieth Century!

These days the trend train chugs along thusly:
2009 ISU World Figure Skating Championships - Pairs Short Program

Possibly-Washed-Up Figure Skaters

2009 American Music Awards - Show
Possibly-Washed-Up Singer/Actresses
Lady Gaga Goes Down
Possibly-Flash-In-The-Pan-TransexualsPerformance-Artists

Jennifer Lopez, turns the big 4-0

Wah, it's like 60 in Hollywood years

Cheer up J-Lo, waving goodbye to your thirties isn’t as traumatic as you think. Just wait till you hit 50, then you’ll see what happens to those lovely arms of yours.

Tree people

Ayyyy! Puzzle corner now open for comments!

Fashion trend alert: Personalised football jerseys

Lopez

You too can have one for as little as the cost of owning your own football team!

Jennifer Lopez, has souvenirs from Japan

Fur my babies

While Madonna waits it out in Malawi for news on her latest proposed acquisition, it appears from the photo above that J-Lo has already successfully adopted two baby foxes. True, she’s only brought home their skins but that’s only so it’s much safer for the twins to play with!

Jennifer and Marc, marriage is rock solid

Rumours, what divorce rumours?

The President is looking in our direction, I think he’s onto us – quick you scrawny fool, kiss me now! There is NO WAY I’m going to let us become the first celebrity couple to divorce during his term!

Nog Latte Links

Tom Cruise sez Anonymous causes paranoia (AgentBedhead)

But he’s willing to risk the lives of nine unborn children (AmyGrindhouse)

JLo to divorce? Oh no! (HolyMoly)

Chynna falls off the celebrity rehab wagon (BusyBeeBlogger)

Nice day for a white wedding, Woody (SeriouslyOMG)

How to dress like Brad Pitt (ChicagoMetromix)

Rachel Ray wants to poison your pup? (CeleBitchy)

We still have Heather Mills to kick around (DailyStab)

Madonna and Guy have the classic Exes Family Christmas (CelebWarship)

The world welcomes a new Palintot (DListed)

Where there’s celebrity smoke, there’s … a cheap story? (Defamer)

Cate Blanchett in Vanity Fair (EvilBeet)

Kanye West does not chant or do New Year’s (JustJared)

Amy Winehouse’s taste isn’t getting any better (Websters)

John Travolta chats up mystery man (UKPopSugar)

Jennifer Lopez, doing little jig of joy

This is the best day of my life!

What an incredible relief to no longer have to live up to a certain frenemy’s overly impeccable dress standards. To celebrate her departure for for more Italian climes, let’s officially declare today, Dress Down While Shopping For Diamonds Day!

My bracelets cost more than your home

Note: Ayyyy! Puzzle corner will return on Monday 5 January.

Brandy Alexander Links

The infamous Brandy Alexander has the unique distinction of being the first drink of which my mother ever consumed an excess. She’d been assured that the cream would coat her tummy so the brandy wouldn’t hit her too hard. Been assured. By a liar.

She remembers throwing her shoes off the cliff above St. Tropez and her new husband having to step around nude couples on the beach looking for them after he climbed down, and, frankly, not much after that for the next three days.

So, you’re warned.

A Photoshop is Worth1000 words (AgentBedhead)

Spoiler alert: the dog does NOT die: the dog goes on to re-date John Mayer (Websters)

SantaCon is ON, bitches! (CityRag)

and this is Jim Carrey’s brain on drugs (ASL)

Tom Cruise does the Flop Ten on Letterman (SeriouslyOMG)

Pellicano for the Pen! (WizbangPop)

Best of British exports (UKPopSugar)

Pete Wentz overshares. Again. (HolyMoly)

Penn Badgley’s ballsy (JustJared)

JLo sperminated?!?!?!?! (ImNotObsessed)

Your chance to blow away Santa (IBBB)

Size queen (BusyBeeBlogger)

Yes, RuPaul Can! (DListed)

Looks like Grampaw forgot his teeth (CandyKirby)

And this may be Shenae Grimes’ brain on drugs (HollywoodBackwash)

Your token Brandy story (EvilBeet)

The Quaids settle with the hospital that OD’s their children (DailyStab)

Columbo even more confused now (CelebritySmack)

Hilary Duff was never a virgin! (CeleBitchy)

Suri Cruise uses four-letter words (AmyGrindhouse)

Page 3 of 8«12345»...Last »