Ayyyy!

For just five cents a day you can feed a Hollywood stylist (CelebWarship)

Tom Cruise busts a move (AgentBedhead)

Paula vs Simon. It’s ON, bitches! (GenosWorld)

Beyonce beaten! (AmyGrindhouse)

Kiefer’s a star in our hearts and on our sidewalks (UKPopSugar)

Childhood trauma explains Pam Anderson’s taste in men (CelebritySmack)

Brad Pitt’s kids will ask him to get married (CeleBitchy)

The Black Hole of Hasselhoff (CityRag)

“I love you.” “What?” (Reuters)

The weirdest way to skip work (Crunk+Disorderly)

Oprah admits she fell off the wagon (DailyStab)

William Shatner plays doctor (Defamer)

Your Illinois governor scandal sheet (EvilBeet)

Jessica Simpson learned from these guys (FourFour)

Cate Blanchett’s Spanx are showing! (GabbyBabble)

JLo learns Angie but good! (GoFugYourself)

You know what they say: big feet… (HolyCandy)

The 5th Day of Harriet Carter Christmas (IBBB)

Rumble at Chuck E. Cheese! (CandyKirby)

The day the Earth stood still for Keanu and Jennifer (ImNotObsessed)

The Brangelina clan to expand again? (JustJared)

Miley Cyrus, silent at last (SeriouslyOMG)

Jim Carrey will do anything for a laugh (ASL)

Lindsay Lohan’s leggings are flying off! (Websters)

Because some days you’ve just got to take it easy.

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Lawrence Olivier vs Tyrone Power (TeenyManolo)

Arrested Development movie released on bail (AgentBedhead)

Jayden James is no hillbilly, y’all! (CeleBitchy)

Big Brother is watching… (CelebritySmack)

McDreamy flies his 70’s colours (PopSugar)

Barbara Walters announces her interview Wish List (DailyStab)

Most Fascinating of 2008? (MollyGood)

Dear Holiday Season… (IBBB)

PuppycamMania continues (BusyBeeBlogger)

Angelina must have lost a nanny (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)

Jennifer Lopez’s secret Brangelina rivalry (ImNotObsessed)

It’s a transgendered vagina, not a clown car (CandyKirby)

Billy Ray Cyrus has second thoughts about stage parenting (Defamer)

and tells his daughter to get high (Websters)

Neverland is Michael Jacksons Nevermore (E!Online)

If there’s one way to make oneself look even more luscious, standing beside Karl Lagerfeld should do the trick.  Is it any wonder that the less fortunate are all clamouring for a piece of this juicy succulence?

Presidential debate drinking games (Buzzfeed)

Katy Perry is the hardest-working fake lesbian in show business (AgentBedhead)

Bruno storms Fashion Week Milan! (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse, Berkeley Square Ball buster! (CeleBitchy)

Blaaaaaaaaake, Incarcerated in his mom’s basement (HolyMoly)

Chuck Norris thinks John McCain will die soon (DailyStab)

Sarah Palin “displays her leadership” in the swimsuit competition (Defamer)

Iggy Pop in Crocs (DListed)

John McCain has a time machine! (Gawker)

The Four Amigos of Anorexia (CandyKirby)

Marcia, Marcia, Marcia! (IBBB)

Christina Aguilera’s lipstick rocks the vote, nearly melts the camera lenses (EvilBeet)

Karl schools the teenage fashionistas (FakeKarl)

Pussycat Dolls putting the “tart” in tartan (GoFugYourself)

Britney’s new look is a Lulu (Websters)

Colbert and Stewart and Michelle and Barack (BWE)

Rob Lowe slays the birds (SeriouslyOMG)

Beckhams in boots (PopSugar)

Are Tinsley and Topper toast? (Radar)

Left: “Vicky dear, we should probably go in and find our seats before your 15 minutes in America is up”
Right: “Hey look Jenny! That would look gorgeous on you if your fat ass wasn’t so fat!”
I can’t wait for their joint photoshoot and that special moment when they both spy the same dress at the same time and each decides that she has to be the one to wear it.

(By the way there’s no need to act so coy and soberlike about this week’s Puzzle corner – you have my permission to reveal your inner lush.)

Big local earthquake. I didn’t notice a thing. Story of my life, really.

Russell Crowe makes his move (Lolebrity)

Jim McConaughey takes the Errol Flynn way out (AgentBedhead)

OJ gets his ass kicked (CelebritySmack)

Duff parents (CandyKirby)

SamRo to dish on LiLo yo! (DailyStab)

Cougarfights of 90210 (Defamer)

What Michael Jackson would look like as a man (Gawker)

Horses sweat. Humans perspire. JLo glows (DListed)

Cracking down on Canucks (EvilBeet)

Pigs DO fly! (IBBB)

Tara Reid is not entirely human (GoFugYourself)

Ellen and Portia’s wedding included cavity searches! (JustJared)

Axl and Kelly together forever? (Mollygood)

Your George and Brad unicorn chaser (Websters)

Venice Film Festival: pretty people being professionally pretty (UKPopsugar)

Kate Moss comes to the realization that models are supposed to be thin! (Jossip)

Can you tell what kind of weather I’m having? I want a cosy, chestrug-wearing himbo and a cup of cocoa!

The Hills are alive with the sound of ZARDOZ! (Lolebrity)

raincoaster, revealed! (Miss604)

and JLo is all like, who is this Phelps dude? (CandyKirby)

Kanye’s favorite white woman (Websters)

Chris Kattan and his ex of eight weeks: if those two crazy kids can’t make it, what hope is there…oh nevermind (SeriouslyOMG)

Dita von TeesingYouIntoBuyingThisCrap (CelebritySmack)

Milk it for all it’s worth (AgentBedhead)

Welcome to raincoaster’s adolescence: The Go-Go’s (CeleBitchy)

A is for A-List (CrazyDaysAndNights)

Al Pacino is a family man (Defamer)

John Voight vs Roseanne (FadedYouth)

Most despised internet celebrities (Gawker)

Karl on Kollektivism (FakeKarl)

America <3 The Olympics (EvilBeet)

Xtina inspires Photoshop (DListed)

Owen Wilson: the Butterscotch Stallion rides again! (lolebrity)

Couture Catfight: Anna Wintour vs Jenny from the Block (Gawker)

Faster, Britney, Kill, Kill! (AgentBedhead)

Morgan Freeman is back on the market (CeleBitchy)

Cindy Crawford is still flawless, now topless (SeriouslyOMG)

Tori Spelling is a Cher impersonator (IBBB)

Jennifer Aniston’s biological alarm just went off (Websters)

Be all that you can be: a fembot (SuperfantasticPlastic)

Jenna Jameson’s babymaker still works! (CandyKirby)

Keanu Reeves gets to keep a secret from you (JustJared)

Karl Lagerfeld shows off the grandkid (FakeKarl)

Josh Holloway is a Pebbles Flintstone impersonator (SocialiteLife)

Howard Stern drives his sidekick to drink (DailyStab)

Shia’s appendage may be cut (CelebritySmack)

Bus Rage: so much for a perfect record (WOWReport)

Words I never thought I’d type: Paris Hilton for President (Mollygood)

Al Pacino and Robert DeNiro to re-ignite your movie screens (UKPopsugar)

Little Black BCC: Hollywood Madame Follies (Defamer)