The return of the X-Files (Variety)

The most psychotic pie chart ever created (Gawker)

The Britney Spears comeback roundup (Defamer)

Alan Cumming, the gay Martha Stewart (AgentBedhead)

Reese and Jake: beauty and the beast (HolyCandy)

Craig, Daniel Craig signs on for another Bond (EvilBeet)

Gwen Stefani, Kingston, and Gavin Rossdale trick or treat (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Don Vito, done (BricksAndStones)

is Ellen DeGeneris JLo or Maude? (DailyStab)

RuPaul makes a hotter Maude, though (DListed)

Stephen Colbert, America’s Hope, Democratic Candidate (CeleBitchy)

Queen Latifah on her breast reduction (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Ire d’ivoire: the mammoth ivory war! (CounterfeitChic)

Hillary will not Vogue! Don’t ask her (Jezebel)

Roberto Cavalli collection: when animals attack (hookers)! (NYT)

Big Brother South African scandal (TheFirstPost)

Lance Bass, married man! (CelebritySmack)

Jenny from the cell block (GoFugYourself)

The five unsexiest women alive (Maxim)

Kate Moss as the Debbie Harry Zombie (AgentBedhead)

Backstreet’s back! (DailyStab)

Michelle Rodriguez is lost for 180 days (TMZ)

Paris Hilton to annoy Kiefer Sutherland in jail (CelebritySmack)

Britney stands up kids, judge. Again. (I’mNotObsessed)

Penelope Cruz is dating down (HolyCandy)

Angelina Jolie, Jon Voight continue to avoid one another (USWeekly)

Amy Winehouse seeks freedom, fries (GlossLip)

Sarah Jessica Parker covets the scent of superior styling (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

American Idol’s Corey Clark could be touring the slammer soon (WizbangPop)

Reese Witherspoon works the red carpet without Jake (EvilBeetGossip)

Victoria Beckham’s forehead of pebbly doom (Mollygood)

Famous Hookups: just what it says (FamousHookups)

Ricky Martin rocks the sysadmin look (TheMeatScale)

Hugh Grant’s cuddle puddle pix (PerezHilton)

Britney reunites with her Mom (People)

Pete Doherty rejected by Death (AgentBedhead)

Prince William’s taken, sorry (Mollygood)

Pamela Anderson’s married, sorry (Celebitchy)

Nicole Kidman’s military boob stance: drop and give me two pushups (TheMeatScale)

Christina Aguilera shows off her practice baby (DListed)

Jessica Simpson works it for charity (I’mNotObsessed)

Lohan is free: gentlemen, start your engines (TheBlemish)

Jaime Foxx’s training wheels bling (CelebritySmack!)

Maria Shriver, First Lady of California, picks her teeth in public (Celebslam)

It’s Britney, bitch: The official Gimme More video (PopBytes)

Britney, Lindsay, Paris: Mariah Carey has some advice for you (DailyStab)

JLo preggo, yo (TMZ)

KFed’s parenting tips (TeenyManolo)

MANOLO: Mark, Jr. is crowning!

SPIRIT FINGERS: Don’t laugh, many a heavily pregnant karaoke singer has given birth while straining to hit those high notes.

PLUMCAKE: Ah, who are we to mock? When you’re in love the whole world’s your speculum.

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