[does this count as multiculturalism?]

One less Stooge (AgentBedhead)

Tom and Gisele: otherwise engaged? (AmyGrindhouse)

In other slow news day news… (BestWeekEver)

Proof people are prettier at pre-parties (BricksAndStones)

What ever happened to your ex-boyfriends? (BusyBeeBlogger)

K-Fed’s deadbeat luv (CelebWarship)

Colin Farrell is back, bitches! (CeleBitchy)

Jeremy Piven too hot for Broadway? (CelebrityMound)

Kate Hudson picks her next victim (CelebritySmack)

And the spare (JustJared)

Robert Pattinson’s oral fixation (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s social media maven! (IBBB)

Grace Jones and Rick James show awards hosts how it’s done (Crunk&Disorderly)

The boozy, lingering aftertaste of the Golden Globes (Defamer)

Obama offshores entertainment for the Inauguration (EvilBeet)

It’s Grace Jones’s world, we just live in it (DListed)

Blaaaaaake, Parooooooooled, trades up (GabbyBabble)

Puma Lily Allen can’t change her spots (UKPopSugar)

Lily’s Cougarman released into the wild (HolyMoly)

Behold Sting, destroyer of dreams (GoFugYourself)

Hollywood incest at its best (Websters)

Vote for me! (ShortyAwards)

Nine Inch Noels (AgentBedhead)

Obama Bogarts (CeleBitchy)

Eddie Murphy gives Batman the kiss of death (CelebritySmack)

Jeremy Piven leaves Broadway for career as thermometer (DailyStab)

YOU don’t know how much Will Smith gave to Scientology. I DO!!!! (Defamer)

ScarJo donates bodily excretions instead (DListed)

What happened to Jenny McCarthy? (HolyMoly)

Kate Hudson and Anne Hathaway team up to induce diabetes (ImNotObsessed)

Separated at Birth, the Royal Edition (ASL)

Yes, Men, No, Zooey (EvilBeet)

Jennifer Aniston thrilled about upcoming Cougar Birthday (GabbyBabble)

The Invasion of Chynna (CandyKirby)

Suri is riding dirty (IBBB)

Gwyneth Paltrow’s favorite holiday recipes (JustJared)

Ben @ tha UN (PopSugar)

Air Sex CSI? (CandyKirby)

The secret shame of Michael Phelps (DListed)

Phoebie Price wins one! (CeleBitchy)

Shanna Moakler speaks out about the plane crash (CelebritySmack)

Meet the LizardMan! (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

The award for best pop video of all time goes to… (DailyStab)

Richest Congressmen (Jossip)

Does Simon Cowell make you randy, baby? (ImNotObsessed)

Top five Emmy quotes (PopSugar)

Gwyneth Paltrow cooks all her own food, employs macrobiotic chef presumably just to keep him off welfare (JustJared)

Josh Groban: laughingstock or genius? (Defamer)

Anderson Cooper’s secret drag show cabaret shame (Gawker)

ZOMG Perez Hilton has a ghostwriter??? (EvilBeet)

The Jamie Lynn Spears porn investigation is NOT what you think (CelebrityBabyScoop)

VOTE CLORIS!!!!! (SeriouslyOMG)

Jeremy Piven bites the hand that feeds (GabbyBabble)

The David Beckham Beefcake Calendar for 2009! (PopBytes)

Sarah Palin busted via Myspace (Civixen)

Vanilla Ice shelf still calving (CelebritySmack)

Natalie Portman in Venice (DailyStab)

The Josh Harnett Um Deeply Interpersonal Tape (Defamer)

Lilo speaks on BritPal (MySpace)

Attack of the MIILFia! (CandyKirby)

Jacko and Pamela Anderson dating? (ImNotObsessed)

Anonymous storm Katie Holmes’ performance September 3rd (JustJared)

Poster children for infidelity kinda grumpy (PopSugar)

Vogue India…where the ridiculous meets the sublime (Mollygood)

Donnie Davies: the return! Take My Hand! (YouTube)

Xtina, before and after (Websters)

Sarah Palin is not flat busted (PerezHilton)

Sarah Palin a fitting heir to GWB (Gawker)

The Pivert is a Diva (Celebitchy)

Steve Jobs sez: OBITUATE DIFFERENT! (Lolebrity)

The weirdest Japfro you’ll ever see! (CelebuWreck)

Face it: Michael Jackson is 50 (PopEater)

Pamela Anderson is Botox-free (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Caligula’s horse speaks! (DailyMail)

Tricia Yearwood has instant karma (CelebrityDirt)

When Canadians Attack! Jessica Simpson! (Websters)

The Mandala of Madge’s vadge (CityRag)

Ewan McGregor and Jim Carrey sitting in a tree… (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Ewan McGregor vs Gavin Rossdale (TeenyManolo)

The Hillary kerfuffle (disembedded)

Obama’s acceptance speech (FoodPlusPolitics)

Jesus appears on an insect! (Membracid)

David Beckham is afraid of turning into Homer Simpson (CeleBitchy)

The 12-step recovery plan for David Duchovny (BestWeekEver)

Aaron Sorkin will Friend you (Valleywag)

The Collected Facebook Status Updates of Aaron Sorkin (Vulture)

Madonna goes Howard Hughes on us (SeriouslyOMG)

Singer’s uncle off to Sing-Sing (ICYDK)

I will NOT use the headline “Sarah Palin tapped by McCain”!!! (CitizenSugar)

Lindsay Lohan takes a shot at the gold medal (HolyMoly)

Carrie Underwood might have to settle for silver (DailyStab)

Jeremy Piven can’t keep a civil tongue in his head (ImNotObsessed)

No, he really can’t: the collected rants of Jeremy Piven (Defamer)

Blind Item Roundup! (Gawker)

Solange Knowles bans the Big B (CelebritySmack)

The Broony Bromance (CandyKirby)

Daniel Radcliffe farts PURE LIGHT (AgentBedhead)

Strokes? (BusyBeeBlog)

Britney Spears is so over men (CelebrityDirt)

Sienna Miller’s neighbors support truth in advertising (CelebritySmack)

Hunk @ Large! Tom Arnold is single again! (BittenAndBound)

Behold the power of the Pivert! (CandyKirby)

Celebrity sperm that succeeds! (IBBB)

The Stefani/Rossdale Popstar Eugenics Program presents Gen 2.0! (ImNotObsessed)

Shia Shirtless (JustJared)

This girl has a great future being “professionally friendly” to geeks (GoFugYourself)

Verne Troyer, chick magnet: just call him Mister Tripod! (Websters)

Jack Osbourne goes to prison! (SeriouslyOMG)

David Blaine to be hanged! (Mollygood)

Obama’s is bigger than McCain’s? (Radar)

This is old, but dayum Princes William and Harry are teh hawt! (UKPopsugar)

Lucky lady rear-ended by George Clooney (Defamer)

Brits in America (Gawker)

Attention Bloggers: enter the Stylin’ Stila giveaway #2 (TeenyManolo)

Nicole Kidman has Sunday on Monday? (SeriouslyOMG)

The Pivert is a scofflaw! (ASL)

“Air Quotes” are “in” (WizbangPop)

Mac Guy single again (PopSugar)

Laura Bush, American Wife? (Radar)

Party at Barack’s! (PinkIsTheNewBlog)

Homebody Chelsea Davy tired of Partying Prince Harry of Hearts? (PerezHilton)

Matthew McCoughCoughHey knows where the beef is (Defamer)

Blaaaaaaake Incarcerated still smack’s bitch (Mollygood)

Jude Law and Lily Cole look down their tiny noses at Radiohead (JustJared)

Steve-O makes hella sense. World Ending! (ImNotObsessed)

Kim Kardashian smells (DailySta

The shocking shrunken head of Katie Holmes (IBBB)

All the Mini Me Sex Secrets you didn’t know and really didn’t feel like asking about (GabbyBabble)

Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy rock the Boratkini (CelebritySmack)

It’s “Osbournes,” not “Osmonds!” (CeleBitchy)

I’d put Javier Bardem in that list. Am I alone? (Websters)

Amy Winehouse is shopping from that list (Celebitchy)

Gerard Butler plays rough with Jodie Foster (AgentBedhead)

Anonymous to Scientology: oh, it’s still on, bitches (Enturbulation)

Why is Sharon Stone wearing a maternity dress? (TheMeatScale)

The Lohan clan finally sours Popsugar’s sweetness (PopSugar)

Nicole Kidman lifts up her shirt. Did you ever think you’d read that? (Celebwarship)

Bai Ling cops one (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

The Pivert strikes again! (TheBlemish)

Girls Gone Wild porniste Joe Francis is going away for a looooong time (EvilBeet)

Vanity? Fair. Originality? Not so much (Mollygood)

Patrick Swayze smoked three packs a day? (PerezHilton)

Whoopi Goldberg says she owes the Oscar to Patrick Swayze (ImNotObsessed)

How about “No Entry in Rear?” (GoFugYourself)

Gene Simmons lectures Britney Spears (Celebritysmack)

Kelly Rowland does not understand the alphabet (CircusHour)

Some teenager you’ve never heard of declares she’s a virgin: no, it’s not closing time at TGIFriday’s, it’s a slow news day in Gossipland (DailyStab)

RIP Gary Gygax (TeenyManolo)

JLo and Marc Anthony are so over doing it (DailyStab)

Liev Schrieber is a sexy supervillain (Derober)

Rosie O’Donnell: a portrait of the artist as a pile of junk food (AgentBedhead)

Nicole beats Xtina in the Mommystakes (CelebritySmack)

Jessica Alba is turning into JLo: Oh No! (IBBB)

Paris Hilton’s Buddhist holy man is unholy sham (GoneHollywood)

Vanessa Hudgens gets her drink, arrest on (BackseatCuddler)

Madonna and Demi Moore’s Oscar party candids (Defamer)

20 stupidest faces of Patrick Swayze, and that’s some tough competition (BWE)

Jeremy Piven parties with geeks (Gawker)

Famous writers as children (SomethingAwful)

The Project Runway guide to New York (Gridskipper)

Celebrities without necks (Celebitchy)

Pete Doherty … nah, I can’t say THAT! (Celebwarship)

Mac Guy sez Charlie’s Angel smells heavenly (ImNotObsessed)

There IS no tomorrow for Paula Abdul (ICYDK)

Mary-Kate Olsen’s face approaching Joan Rivers territory (Cityrag)

KFed is fat. Word. The word is “Fat.” (Yeeeeah)

Jamie Lee Curtis is not afraid of Jason, not afraid of Freddy Krueger, and she’s sure as HELL not afraid of a little constipation (GlitteratiGossip)

Was Gywneth Paltrow’s hospital visit pregnancy-related? (HollywoodBackwash)

B52s release a new album (WOWReport)

Pete Doherty wears lingerie (Yeeeeah)

Or maybe he goes commando (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse’s husband is a Mommy’s Boy (CelebWarship)

Diddy needs a new parasol valet (ASocialitesLife)

Piven buys dresses for women he’s never met (Mollygood)

Tara Reid; your drunk boobie pix roundup (Cityrag)

Sarah Jessica Parker pretends she didn’t have a nose job (ImNotObsessed)

There’s more than one Britney Spears? OH NOES! (JustJared)

Oprah fires Dr Phil’s Britney-bandwagon-jumping opportunistic Texas ass (Popbytes)

Hasselhoff holidays in rehab, lives out Fairytale of New York (CeleBitchy)

Rachel Ray throws coffee diva fit (HolyCandy)

Kate Moss, now appearing as Slutty Professor Trelawney (GoFugYourself)

The Albino Wino goes haywire (DListed)

Everybody wants Britney dead (Defamer)

Johnny Depp dresses down for Paris (CelebritySmack)

Meta! Article on how people don’t read (Gawker)

Joan Collins, rock of ages (Jezebel)