It’s the Battle of the Blonde-Wigged Receptacles for Perfect Genes! While the rumours tend to fly thick and fast about these two, this much is certain - one has a bun in the oven while the other is gradually amassing a baker’s dozen.
Scandal at the Junior League! (Gawker)
Lindsay Lohan sees dead people (Defamer)
Looking for Bobby Fischer? Ask Lindsay Lohan (Mollygood)
Katherine Heigl is a Cosmo Girl (Jezebel)
Samantha Morton thinks Keira Knightly should sack up (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s tans are like Britney Spears’s weaves (CelebritySmack)
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden were breaking up when the baby was born (CeleBitchy)
Is that a scepter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me, Prince William (POTP)
Bette Midler is looking a little rough (BringingBloggingBack)
When Coldplayers attack: Chris Martin gives the catchy, whiny beatdown to a pap (TheBlemish)
Jessica Alba, now with 20% more boob! (Ninjadude)
The Scientology quiz! (Dlisted)
The C List loves them some Britney! (HolyCandy)
Colin Farrell rocks the Yasser Arafat look (ImNotObsessed)
Getting into Gary Coleman’s pants will cost you almost half a mil (E!Online)
Mix & Match celebrity hair (CityRag)
How do you spell “crazy?” C-O-U-R-T-N-E-Y-L-O-V-E (Websters)
Wil Wheaton hates Wesley Crusher as much as you do (PerezHilton)
Is Lindsay Lohan dressed for her wedding? (EvilBeet)
Etiquette and Facebook: What Would Jane Austen Do? (Maupuia Masala)
George Clooney named UN Peace Messenger. War totally breaking out in my bedroom in five minutes (ICYDK)
Brendan Fraser is on the market again, ladies! (Defamer)
Misha Barton stars in “The DUI” (TMZ)
Casey Affleck discovers “Casey Affleck” is not a name worth dropping (AgentBedhead)
Britney’s latest FB is married (CelebWarship)
The Lohan Sisterhood of the Travelling Pantslessness (CelebritySmack)
Sinead O’Connor and the Pogues live in Dublin (GabbyBabble)
Britney Spears stole her kids’s Christmas presents (TheBlemish)
Angelina and Brad feed the kids McFood for Christmas Dinner (DailyStab)
The most annoying celebrity of 2007 (PopCrunch)
Lindsay Lohan betrayed by convict; convict who takes Terry Richards photographs (Derober)
Angelina’s plastic sturgeon secret (MakeHerUp)
Amy Winehouse to enjoy Norwegian interlude of, say, 8-12 months (Dlisted)
Sean Connery: a man called “Sue” (Huffpo)
Shadenfreude Special: the Hilton sisters lose out on $4 billion (IDLYITW)
John Cusack refuses to crush ignoramus interviewer (Popoholic)
Jessica Alba is engaged, still pissy (Popsugar)
Titmuss retires her tits (Sun)
Smells like… Justin Timberlake? (JustJared)
The latest Jennifer Aniston’s Uterus rumor (HolyCandy)
MK Olson apparently cannot afford shoes (ImNotObsessed)
Britney Spears in her most challenging role ever: virgin! (AgentBedhead)
Jessica Alba no longer ovulating (HolyCandy)
Olsen Twins not trolls: Olsen Twins elves instead! (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)
Janice Dickinson has a dating time warp (CelebritySmack)
Victoria Beckham has aquarium-ectomy (BricksAndStones)
Clone a Beatle for $48,000 (GoneHollywood)
Johnny Depp in the role of a lifetime! (DailyStab)
Naomi Campbell in cellphone freakout #eleventy-billion (Gabsmash)
Madonna finds yoga just not relaxing enough. May we suggest an enema? (Mollygood)
Kylie Minogue’s dominatrix gear at the Nobel Peace Prize dinner (Websters)
Ike Turner is dead: party at Tina’s! (PerezHilton)
Zac Efron cranks his Soulja Boy (JustJared)
Vince Vaughn: please don’t drink and dress (TheMeatScale)
Eva Longoria doesn’t do kinky (WOWReport)
Britney’s mystery illness? An allergy to press. Oh, go ahead, pull the other one (EvilBeet)
Top Celebrity Meltdowns of 2007 (ImNotObsessed)
Jennifer Love Hewitt may not have a big butt, but she’s got a big rock (DanasDirt)
Bryan Adams serenades PeeWee Herman with that good, old-fashioned Canadian Christmas Reggae (HolyMoly)
Most Overpaid Celebrities of 2007 (Defamer)
Britney Spears IS: the Bionic Woman! (AgentBedhead)
How drunk do you have to be to get arrested for drunkenness in Dublin? Jonathan Rhys Myers knows! (CelebritySmack)
Guess the celebrity whale tail (LiquidGeneration)
Heidi Klum forgot her pants, whale tail (GoFugYourself)
The UN takes on Amy Winehouse, will sendiCanadian peacekeepers to Notting Hill (Mollygood)
Kanye breaks down onstage (StereoHyped)
Alicia Keys is a ninja at the AMA’s (TheMeatScale)
Putting the “whatever” in Model/Actress/Whatever (CrabbiesHollywood)
Jessica Alba is not a morning person (DailyStab)
RIP Mister Whipple! (DListed)
The Hoff takes a bite out of Pamela Anderson (WebstersIsMyBiotch)
Julia Roberts shows off her new baby (PerezHilton)
Julia Roberts steals Handicapped parking spaces (Scandelerious)
13-year-old Amy Winehouse on her hopes for the future (WendyWayrad)
The Redemption of Omarosa (Defamer)
Kim Kardashian vs Beyonce: duelling junk (D*anasDirt)
Naomi Campbell: what an ass (Bossip)
Kristen Bell and her boxer (ImNotObsessed)
Give Thanks: KFed gets the kids for Thanksgiving (EvilBeet)
Owen Wilson, beach boy (Celebslam)
Simon Cowell is a Botox bohunk (US)
Vince Vaughn could cornrow his nosehairs (JustJared)
Switching Places: Old Rock Dude Edition (AgentBedhead)
Claridge’s hates Courtney Love (CeleBitchy)
Keith Richards may not be as immortal as previously thought (Divine)
Owen Wilson’s MySpace interview (Defamer)
Jeri Ryan is pregnant, pretty, political (EvilBeet)
Trick or Treat or TomKat (PrettyOnTheOutside)
Violet Affleck and Jennifer Garner ticklefight in Central Park (I’mNotObsessed)
Teri Hatcher is a Halloween Queen (InCaseYouDidn’tKnow)
Orlando Bloom wearing prison stripes but not going to prison (PopSugar)
Harry Potter, the Half-Blood Prince, and Dumbledore’s “beard protector” (JustJared)
Fox anchor or Pornstar? Take the quiz (BestWeekEver)
Fun with Amy Winehouse! (CelebritySmack)
William! Shatner! Not! In! New! Trek! (Jossip)
Please let it be Prince Harry (Dlisted)
Angelina Jolie needs a telethon of her own! (Dana’s Dirt)
Jerry Seinfeld, fashion critic; Renee Zellweger, straight man (GoFugYourself)
Jessica Alba has a clone! (HollywoodOffender)
Paris Hilton’s foreign pornshop rampage (HolyCandy)
Shaquille O’Neil, deadbeat? (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
‘Nother Naomi Campbell freakout (DerekHail)
Ryan Gosling is the new Winona Ryder? (WendyWayrad)
Hugh Grant and Elizabeth Hurley together again (DailyMail)
L’Oreal kidnaps most of Scarlett Johanssen’s nose (Scandelerious)
Although she paid someone to take away some of it already (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
A night of passion with Robbie Williams (AgentBedhead)
Brad Pitt sobers up for the kiddies (CelebritySmack)
Donnie Osmond’s almost drug bust (Starpulse)
Vincent “Vampire” Gallo vould luff to meet chou (GoFugYourself)
Suri Cruise is a two-fisted drinker (HolyCandy)
Jennifer Aniston’s secret wish (I’mNotObsessed)
Colin Farrell discusses his son’s cerebral palsy (ICYDK)
Leo DiCaprio manorexic? (TheSkinny)
Lindsay Lohan, Playboy Bunny possibility? (Egotastic)
Small, bedraggled Olsen creature attends Calvin Klein event (JustJared)
Sienna Miller’s graveyard grope session (TheMeatScale)
Anthony Kiedis joins The Embarrassing Parent Club (TheSuperficial)
Jessica Alba’s hot wheels (CelebrityCarParade)
LiLo is back, beyotches! (CelebrityNation)
Alicia Keys’ wetsuit (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
