She’s been voted as having the finest set of ta-tas in Hollywood and people are starting to listen to her music again. But alas for some, a moment in Jessica Simpson’s arms is no less terrifying than dangling hundreds of feet in the air at a stalled amusement park ride.
Britney Spears has dim inisht car pass city (Lolebrity)
The first Triple Crown win in thirty years? (TheAspiringHorseplayer)
Lindsay Lohan has more lives than a house full of cats (AgentBedhead)
Vin Diesel is a daddy! (DailyStab)
Evander Holyfield nearly loses ear, may lose house as well (CelebritySmack)
KFed will not be bought! Cheaply! (ImNotObsessed)
Click here and watch your ovaries expload: Prince Harry holding a baby! (DListed)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo Mortensen vs Jon Bon Jovi (TeenyManolo)
Willy Nelson is a nut; Jessica Simpson is a speed demon (Defamer)
Lynda Carter reports finding a dead woman in the Potomac (CeleBitchy)
Christina Aguilera misuses the American flag (Yeeeeah)
Jennifer Lopez defects to Moscow, twins nowhere in sight (PopSugar)
Kate Beckinsale is uni-talented (Websters)
They grow up so fast…when their mother is Kate Beckinsale, that is (Mollygood)
Jude Law will have none of your “match the shoes to the outfit” Naziism! (JustJared)
“Do ya feel lucky, Spike Lee? Well, do ya?” (CandyKirby)
Billionaire Nerd is secret sex, drug fiend (PerezHilton)
The first rule of Metallica is, you don’t talk about Metallica (Idolator)
RIP YSL (TeenyManolo)
Angelina and Brad: all ur babeez (Lolebrity)
MTV Awards liveblogging (Defamer)
Heart-Shaped box? Kurt Cobain’s ashes stolen (NewsOfTheWorld)
More Death of Gen-X news: Donnie Darko sequel coming (AgentBedhead)
Win Radiohead! (POTP)
Tomkat’s Thetan-exorcism/housewarming party (OK)
Steven Tyler is a surprisingly good actor, if you buy this (CelebritySmack)
Chris Rock rocks (Websters)
Manhattanhenge (CityRag)
20 hottest young royals. Hair apparently optional for Heir Apparent (Bumpshack)
The Clay Aiken pregnancy story debunked (IBBB)
Sarah Jessica Parker’s gown gets around (Gawker)
Real people duke it out over which of them is the real imaginary person (PageSix)
Amy Winehouse doing exactly as well as expected after drive-through rehab (CeleBitchy)
Victoria Beckham has some trouble at the Marc Jacobs fitting (TheRadReport)
Rainn Wilson gets fashion tips from Ayyyy (JustJared)
Pete Wentz rocks the manpris as his wife bails on concert tour (DailyStab)
Jessica Simpson still dragging Tony Romo around (ImNotObsessed)
Warrant out for Christina Aguilera (CandyKirby)
Tatum O’Neal back on crack (Mollygood)
Universal Studios on fire, and we don’t mean their movies! (PerezHilton)
No news today (BBC via BoingBoing)
No real news about Vince Vaughn anyway (DListed)
Top Ten College Commencement Speeches (Gawker)
Jack Black’s Panda Attack! (AgentBedhead)
Shania is single, has no comment (CeleBitchy)
Californians achieve marriage equality (Mollygood)
Britney’s pink wig’s sex tape (Defamer)
Beyonce is Desperate (ImNotObsessed)
Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty close down the Hell Prom (Lolebrity)
Hard celebrity dicks (Gawker)
Ellen ruins Portia’s surprise (TMZ)
Jessica Alba cannot outstare your disapproving aunt Thelma (YouTube)
Renee Zellweger thinks you can be fooled by myriad accessories (ImNotObsessed)
Posh is a jean Djinnii (PopSugar)
Sugar Tits and Sugar Titter en route to South America: this should end well (DailyStab)
OWEN WILSON COMES TO HIS SENSES (CelebritySmack)
Kiefer kandidz (GabbyBabble)
Vince Vaughn will make his own damn threesomes! (CandyKirby)
Iron Femme (Websters)
Paris Hilton prefers granny panties (Websters)
Mischa Barton doesn’t have enough body fat for that much cellulite! (SeriouslyOMG)
Celebrities send a message to Tom Cruise (JustJared)
ScarJo and RyRey are engaged (GabbyBabble)
Nine Inch Nails gives away their entire album for free (AgentBedhead)
Gary Dourdan was wearing Lindsay Lohan’s coke pants (Defamer)
TomCruise.com does not fail to bring the kray-zee! (Gawker)
Britney to make special guest appearance in court (ImNotObsessed)
Gwyneth Paltrow finds her son disturbing (DailyStab)
Lawn Gyland sets the bar high: Dina Lohan is Mother of the Year (CandyKirby)
Stripper-portraying “actress” Lindsay Lohan to stretch self again on Ugly Betty (POTP)
The Jennifer Aniston love machine lays waste to Hollywood, if you believe her PR (Mollygood)
Simon Cowell may not be all menthol-flavoured sweetness and light (ICYDK)
Jessica Simpson’s boobaerobics (CityRag)
They shot the wrong one: Heidi lives! (IBBB)
Celebs at the Kentucky Derby (HollywoodRag)
God cannot kill Bai Ling! (DListed)
Nicole Richie not exactly prepared for this whole “motherhood” thing (CeleBitchy)
With a name like “Peaches” what are the odds she’d turn out boring? (CelebritySmack)
Meet Your Master: New Nine Inch Nails single free for download tonight (TheRadReport)
Katie Holmes vs Victoria Beckham: pretty hate machines (Defamer)
Every day, every one, is exactly the same to Karl Lagerfeld (Gawker)
With teeth: Hillary Duff’s veneers (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Why does James Frey get all the love in the literary world? (AgentBedhead)
Lindsay Lohan’s girlfriend is something Ashley Olsen can never have (CelebritySmack)
That’s what Richie Sambora gets (for driving drunk) (CelebrityDirt)
You know what you are, Paris Hilton? (CelebWarship)
The line begins to blur: Pulp Fiction, by William Shakespeare (Metaquotes)
Help me, I am in fashion hell (CandyKirby)
Happiness in slavery available to Ashton Kutcher at my house any time! (DailyStab)
Sanctified: yes, Beyonce and Jay-Z are married (ImNotObsessed)
Natalie Portman down in it, not quite down with it (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Jessica Simpson’s ringfinger/finger ringer? (IBBB)
Guns ‘n Roses’ terrible (eternal) lie (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Connor Cruise doesn’t bite the hand that feeds (JustJared)
Henry Rollins, gay icon (WendyWayrad)
The honeymoon is over for Beyonce and Jay-Z (Yeeeeah)
Debbie Gibson has a scary Spanish stalker (WhizbangPop)
CNN reporter in speed bust (CeleBitchy)
Celebrities celebrate 420 (CityRag)
A narrow escape for a cinematic classic: Tom Cruise as Edward Scissorhands? (HolyMoly)
Jude Law morphing into your creepy, manorexic uncle (SplashNews)
Heath Ledger may have taken The Method too far (Gabsmash)
Pete Doherty’s credit is good? (TheRadReport)
The incredible Tony Romo impregnation juggernaut? (CelebrityDirt)
Gary Busey soon to be as homeless as he appears! (CelebritySmack)
TomKat is the very picture of marital bliss (DailyStab)
Happy Birthday, Suri! (CircusHour)
Fundie fashion fun (Mollygood)
Evan Rachel Wood is over Marilyn Manson (or at least her face is) (JustJared)
Mariah Carey walks out on her fans (PerezHilton)
Pete’s in the pokey (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse is a wigger (Yeeeeah)
Wigger, please. Benji Madden’s blackface birthday (ImNotObsessed)
Top Ten most hated people on the internet (Radar)
Stars in their eyes, parole in their futures: top 25 child stars (Defamer)
Nobody puts Swayze in the corner (CeleBitchy)
Tom Cruise’s Village People connection (HollywoodOffender)
Naomi Campbell is black, beautiful, bitchy, and banned (TheBlemish)
Bai Ling is Grand Fug Champion, 2008 (GoFugYourself)
War of the Worlds 2 starring John Travolta and not at all insane Tom Cruise (CelebritySmack)
Christina Aguilera’s peeled pool party profanity (GenosWorld)
Jessica Simpson finds her dream man (Websters)
The inexorable return of Corey Haim (SeriouslyOMG)
90210 2.0 (CircusHour)
I Ken Lee: a YouTube superstar is born (TheManolo)
Brian Atene: a YouTube superstar returns (YouTube)
Kate Beckinsale’s Kiefer Sutherland fantasy (DailyStab)
David Beckham has been a bad, bad boy (JustJared)
It’s all in the mouseovers, baby! The genesis of the Great Gossip Linkoff here.
Supprtd! (Defamer)
Suckaz! (Valleywag)
Accurst! (Gawker)
Dichotomous! (AgentBedhead)
Saviour! (Celebitchy)
Accident! (CrazyDaysAndNights)
Soap-On-A-Rope! (CelebritySmack)
Faceplant! (DListed)
Pooh! (Cityrag)
Duddy! (TheBlemish)
JagermICEter! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Greek! (ICYDK)
Yeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhno! (Queerty)
Drive! (Popsugar)
Majestic? (GoFugYourself)
Cloooooooooooney! (CircusHour)
Miserification! (Yeeeeah)
Infected! (Mollygood)
Single! (DailyStab)
Caffeinated! (JustJared)
NKOTB!!!!!!! (ImNotObsessed)
Are YOU stalking Anderson Cooper? How to tell (Gawker)
This Week in Tabloids (Jezebel)
50 films that changed the way men dress (MensVogue)
7 that, thankfully, did not (Defamer)
Steve-O vs KFed; the throwdown (AgentBedhead)
Sharon Osbourne vs Heather Mills (CelebritySmack)
The Celebrity-Industrial Complex hasn’t finished with John Lennon yet (GabbyBabble)
Who wore it best: Katie or Tom? (PrettyOnTheOutside)
JLo is in labour, yo (Celebwarship)
Paula Abdul debuts robot voice in new video (AllieIsWired)
ScarJo and the 10 lamest tattoos in the world (Yeeeeah)
Does Madonna shave or wax her chest hair? (DoodleWhore)
What DID Perez say? (WOWReport)
Elle Macpherson is a wildcat (Gabsmash)
Elizabeth Hurley is a slave-driver (Celebitchy)
Amy Winehouse’s husband pimps her pictures to support his prison overdoses (HolyMoly)
Hayden Panettiere’s Candies (JustJared)
Ex-con approves of nekkid Lindsay Lohan (DailyStab)
Celebrity Drugs and Alcohol magazine (CircusHour)
Cindy Crawford in Mexico (ImNotObsessed)
Is Nicole Kidman risking her baby? (FitCeleb)
Colin Farrell cleans up nicely (Popsugar)
Jessica Simpson hates fat people (IDLYITW)
The New York Post describes Nick Lachey, the smart-by-comparison former Mr Jessica Simpson, as posing with a $140,000 jeweled Hot Wheels Car, or, to use words his former missus would understand, “a choking hazard.”
Blogger posts from beyond the grave! (Gawker)
Free the Bud movement achieves victory! (WOWReport)
Kate Moss’s New Years Doherty drama! (ShowbizSpy)
Dane Cook, Marathon Man! (WendyWayrad)
Britney Spears dumped again! (GabbyBabble)
Jamie-Lynn Spears almost loses her talking point! (Popcrunch)
The Spears Family’s gift to parenting! (Radar)
Lindsay Lohan loves the moobs! (TheMeatScale)
Kabuki Spice and David Baldham! (ASocialitesLife)
Katherine Heigl’s wedding photos! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Kate Moss is big in Japan! (PopSugar)
Beyonce beats Kanye East, West, North and South! (PerezHilton)
Public donations of the rich and famous! (Mollygood)
Beauty queen mugshot makes all of us feel a little better about ourselves! (Dlisted)
Jessica Simpson is making a country comeback! (ImNotObsessed)
Kim Kardashian puts the ass in klass! (HolyCandy)
Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera will be working moms soon! (DailyStab)
Lily Allen’s spermination turned her into Audrey Hepburn! (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse has a prison date this Friday! (CelebritySmack)
