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Britney reunites with her Mom (People)

Pete Doherty rejected by Death (AgentBedhead)

Prince William’s taken, sorry (Mollygood)

Pamela Anderson’s married, sorry (Celebitchy)

Nicole Kidman’s military boob stance: drop and give me two pushups (TheMeatScale)

Christina Aguilera shows off her practice baby (DListed)

Jessica Simpson works it for charity (I’mNotObsessed)

Lohan is free: gentlemen, start your engines (TheBlemish)

Jaime Foxx’s training wheels bling (CelebritySmack!)

Maria Shriver, First Lady of California, picks her teeth in public (Celebslam)

It’s Britney, bitch: The official Gimme More video (PopBytes)

Britney, Lindsay, Paris: Mariah Carey has some advice for you (DailyStab)

JLo preggo, yo (TMZ)

KFed’s parenting tips (TeenyManolo)

Twas a pyrrhic victory

As I reflected upon the past week of tabloid drama, mostly dominated by Britney’s mommy woes, I realised that I had almost overlooked the news that Jessica Simpson had won the weight war. Really, I had no idea she was even at battle, but I guess that’s how good she is at covert operations and secret plots.

Seen below is Jessica doing her victory parade, having vanquished some pounds around her cheeks, thighs and knees. Her paternally-lauded double Ds may have also suffered losses but there will inevitably be incidental casualties with any war. And if you don’t like the new and improved Jessica Simpson, then that means you didn’t support her weight war which probably makes you an un-American appeaser of body fat.

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