Riders on the storm: the Hoff, Lily Allen, and more (AgentBedhead)

Jodie Foster is an officer and a gentleman (DListed)

Merry Christmas from the Cruises (DailyStab)

Tour Kiefer’s cell! (Defamer)

Laurence Fishburne sez don’t toke and drive! (CelebritySmack)

Jack Frost makes a housecall to Amy Winehouse’s nostrils (HolyMoly)

Kiefer’s mugshot hotness! (GabbyBabble)

Shields and Yarnell and Knightly (GoFugYourself)

Amy Winehouse upgrades the shoes; unfortunately, not the rest of her life (HolyCandy)

Today’s Hell Freezes Over story: Aniston to spend the holidays with Brad’s folks (Popbytes)

Vivica A. Fox turns herself in, perhaps hoping to room with Kiefer (PopOnThePop)

Johnny Depp, still single, still pretty (Glosslip)

Lucy Liu goes Ninja on paparazzi! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney threatens BFF Paris. (HollywoodBackwash)

Zac Efron may not be world’s most macho male (DerekHail)

Eva Mendes goes skyclad for PETA (JustJared)

Cindy Crawford is still dancing on tables (JanetCharltonsHollywood)

Ricky Martin outed, pores-first! (Mollygood)

The George Clooney quiz (ivillage)

Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (raincoaster)

Who is it that’s reduced A-listers Julia Roberts and Jodie Foster to a pair of giggling fangirls who can’t wait to get home and breathlessly share their experience on whatever social networking site is in vogue nowadays?

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Amy Winehouse scalps Romanian orphans (AgentBedhead)

Steve-O for PETA, animal magnetism (CelebritySmack)

Lonelygirl15 @ Pinkberry, Beverley Hills (CelebrityPuke)

Ann Coulter, 46, hacked (DListed)

Stephen Colbert is running for President (EvilBeet)

Diddy, P.Diddy, Puff Daddy, all to be charged with assault (GabbyBabble)

Ellen DeGeneres has a puppy-themed meltdown (Defamer)

JK Rowling bra not-so-much-slip-as-landslide (GoFugYourself)

Jon Voight is heartbroken over Angelina and James (HolyCandy)

Sheryl Crow launches new line (I’mNotObsessed)

LiLo drives the paparazzi wild(er) (PerezHilton)

LOLsen twins (Mollygood)

Jodie Foster will not be contained! (TheMeatScale)

Ebony and Ivory: Mya and Anna Kournikova (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Spice Girls @ Victoria’s Secret (DailyStab)

Amy Winehouse in the Zoo (Yeeeah)

Angelina pregnant again? (I’m Not Obsessed)

Drew Barrymore, Gay Pirate (Agent Bedhead)

The Butterscotch Stallion returns! (Mollygood)

JLo: the lost Spice Girl (Daily Stab)

Jodie Foster will kick your ass (Pajiba)

OJ arrested! Oh noes! (Celebrity Smack)

Celebrity Sports, the Photoshop Challenge (Worth 1000)

Britney is losing custody? (PerezHilton)

Posh vs the Jolly Green Giant: who wore it best? (Holy Candy)

Drunkblogging the Emmys (Defamer)

Gwen Stefani’s suing Forever 21 (A Socialite’s Life)

Kate Beckinsale’s new lips get an outing (Girls Talkin’ Smack)

Heidi Montag’s 21st birthday (Bricks and Stones)

Marilyn Manson and Evan Rachel Wood in Fun City (Hollywood Backwash)

OJ’s Ghostwriters: If I ReWrote It (MediaBistro)

RuPaul in Zombie Prom! (WOW Report)

Courtney Love: lip surgery or herpes? (Celebrity Cosmetic Surgery)

Manolo says, the Manolo now presents Helena and Blaze Foster, brother and mother of Jody Foster. And obviously the real stars in the family.