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Every year for Halloween I dress up as a normal girl. So this year, I wore jeans and little fleece-trimmed Ugg boot-type things and a t-shirt and a blonde wig and a tan….I went to a big party here in L.A. I went completely unrecognized, which was awesome. Not one person knew it was me. I was with my friend who’s a famous TV star and everyone was saying, ‘Can I take a picture of you?’ to him and no one asked me for a picture which was really great.

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Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

raincoaster — Sat, 23 Oct 2010 06:43:36 +0000

Sacha Baron Cohen, Jennifer Aniston and John Cusack enjoy a quiet Saturday night together, crank-calling Angelina Jolie. What do you think fueled this phone frenzy? I’d guess a few Wild Turkeys (like Jen’s last five movies).

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Dolly Parton’s Fabulous Fashion Links!

raincoaster — Sat, 28 Aug 2010 09:09:32 +0000

Behold the wonderment of Dolly Parton’s fashions of the 70′s (although with her, it’s as if time stands still, in a honky-tonk at a crossroads in small town in Alabama, about 1974):

via OMGBlog

Let’s face it, Dolly: you and I are the only ones who remember who Chesty Morgan was.

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Mrs Brady to Dance with Stars! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Jennifer Aniston’s nude year (CityRag)
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Hippo breeding patterns in New Jersey (IBBB)
You’ll pry the crocheted cowboy hat from her cold, dead, manicured hands (PerezHilton)

Alan Cumming close to fabulous

raincoaster — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 04:46:41 +0000

The divine Alan Cumming knows that if you have the panache, the red carpet can be the perfect background for something a little more…creative? eclectic? electric? than a penguin suit. I’m sorry, Agent Bedhead, you’ve got it ALL wrong; this look is all kinds of right (except the shoes; they’re just a titch too lesbian train mechanic, don’t you think?).

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George Michael guilty (INeedMyFix)
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Hump Day Links: John Cusack Edition

raincoaster — Thu, 29 Apr 2010 10:13:50 +0000

Sure, Cusack, you can try to date younger, but it won’t do you any good. Dude, you are SO about to be shot down. The petite costar here demonstrates that you’re never too young to master the stink-eye.

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Shrekalikes! (TeenyManolo)

Balls! (ManoloForTheBrides)

Kinkier than a Snuggie (ManoloHome)

Justin Bieber nipple slip! (Lolebrity)

Courtney not Loved by Gwen Stefani (AgentBedhead)

Sandra Bullock stealth baby (AmyGrindhouse)

Jessica Alba is handsy (BusyBeeBlogger)

Don’t worry, Rielle, everybody else does (CeleBitchy)

Gleecap (CelebrityBeehive)

Randy Quaid avoids stay at government-run “hotel” (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Lame duck quacks (CelebritySmack)

Grandma does the View (CojoStyle)

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Well, perhaps not Roman Polanski (MovieLine)

RPattz is back in town (UKPopSugar)

Hump Day Links: Holy Week Edition

raincoaster — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 10:00:36 +0000

Aww, no need to take it so seriously, guys: I’m having a bad hair day myself!

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GLAAD to be Ricky Martin (AmyGrindhouse)

Jesse James is taking Tiger Woods’s sloppy seconds (BusyBeeBlogger)

Just in time for holy week, Madonna wants to dress your children (LaughingStork)

Pot and Kettle in name-calling dramz (Celebitchy)

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Carrie Underwood kissed a dog (CelebritySmack)

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What Dominatrix clowns wear in mourning (GoFugYourself)

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Kief Speaks! (INeedMyFix)

pop nosh: freddy heads to the drive-thru! (popbytes.com)
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Pierce Pulls Links

raincoaster — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:28:51 +0000

Yes, yes, you’ve still got it. Now let the little girl go.

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Hump Day Links: Habs Edition!

raincoaster — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 08:57:12 +0000

Danish citizen and former upstate New York resident Viggo Mortensen shows cultural sensitivity in Montreal, supporting the Canadiens and introducing the hockey game in flawless English and (Quebec-accented) French.

Yes, he IS perfect.

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Molegate! (PopEater)

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