Ayyyy!

Riders on the storm: the Hoff, Lily Allen, and more (AgentBedhead)

Jodie Foster is an officer and a gentleman (DListed)

Merry Christmas from the Cruises (DailyStab)

Tour Kiefer’s cell! (Defamer)

Laurence Fishburne sez don’t toke and drive! (CelebritySmack)

Jack Frost makes a housecall to Amy Winehouse’s nostrils (HolyMoly)

Kiefer’s mugshot hotness! (GabbyBabble)

Shields and Yarnell and Knightly (GoFugYourself)

Amy Winehouse upgrades the shoes; unfortunately, not the rest of her life (HolyCandy)

Today’s Hell Freezes Over story: Aniston to spend the holidays with Brad’s folks (Popbytes)

Vivica A. Fox turns herself in, perhaps hoping to room with Kiefer (PopOnThePop)

Johnny Depp, still single, still pretty (Glosslip)

Lucy Liu goes Ninja on paparazzi! (ImNotObsessed)

Britney threatens BFF Paris. (HollywoodBackwash)

Zac Efron may not be world’s most macho male (DerekHail)

Eva Mendes goes skyclad for PETA (JustJared)

Cindy Crawford is still dancing on tables (JanetCharltonsHollywood)

Ricky Martin outed, pores-first! (Mollygood)

The George Clooney quiz (ivillage)

Daniel Radcliffe is hung like a horse (raincoaster)

Linkday Cookies (From Scratch)

The French Kissing Map (StrangeMaps)

Lindsay Lohan still no more of a sellout than before (AgentBedhead)

Britney needs the FedEx! (TheBlemish)

Tina Fey vs Paula Abdul (CelebritySmack)

Amy Winehouse is perfectly responsible, a light sleeper (Celebitchy)

Dennis Quaid sues drug company (TMZ)

Is this butt au naturel or no? (CrunkAndDisorderly)

Pink in the pink (DailyStab)

Johnny Depp needs a cleanliness intervention (HolyCandy)

McSteamy is McVersace (PopOnThePop)

Vangroover is de-Spiced (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Bryan Adams wants you to be nicer to chickens (GabbyBabble)

Teri Hatcher is sued for $2.4 million (ImNotObsessed)

Prince Caspian launches! The revolution will be anthropomorphized! (JustJared)

LOLsens! (Mollygood)

ScarJo sez nosejob no! (Perezhilton)

Britney makes a booty call (Yeeeeah)

Dumb people continue to sue Borat (Defamer)

Danny Bonaduce’s penis needs a PR (Radar)

The personal journals of Angelina Jolie (Dissfunktional)

Julia Roberts, handicapped parking-stealer, paparazzi-attacker (WendyWayrad)

Gene Simmons rocks the dragonskin platform boots (TheMeatScale)

Katie Holmes loses the Posh at the Bambi Awards and no, I’m not making this up (PerezHilton)

Cyndi Lauper goes under the needle (Mollygood)

Prince William still has his girlfriend, most of his hair (JustJared)

Hollywood’s top 10 shocking secrets (CelebSlam)

Posh’s implants bow to gravity, but not much (Egotastic)

Jennifer Love Whoitt engaged (USmagazine)

Gwyneth Paltrow wears Uggs, hangs head in shame (Jezebel)

Jerry Seinfeld’s family troubles (Chicago Sun-Times)

Did Reese and Jake join the Mile High Club? (ShowbizSpy)

Johnny Depp, manorexic, but still purty (ImNotObsessed)

The Curse of Monica Lewinsky (fortunately not a menstruation story) (HolyCandy)

Lilo drinking again, yo (DerekHail)

Ads that work… on Winehouse and Doherty at least (AgentBedhead)

Shocker of the day: KFed wants more money! (EvilBeet)

John Travolta? No way!!! (LARagMag)

Angelina Jolie is coming soon to a barstool near you! (CelebritySmack)

Britney spends time with her kids, ignores them (CelebrityBabyScoop)

Fake Posh … but I repeat myself (AgentBedhead)

Carson Daly is a scary scab (Mollygood)

Steve Carell, master of suave (SplashNewsOnline)

Hayden Panettiere starts a Used Panty club (Defamer)

The Fabio/George Clooney peace talks (Radar)

Kirsten Dunst is Kelly Slater’s latest rent-a-blonde (Dlisted)

Mary-Kate Olsen does the fetal homeless girl look (DrunkenStepfather)

Britney is late, not pregnant (Popsugar)

Britney has a messy house with a not-so-secret sex room (HolyCandy)

Jake Gyllenhaall will play legendary sex symbol Joe Namath (but is there a nude Cosmo spread in the contract? That’s what WE want to know!) (ASocialitesLife)

Becks blogs (PerezHilton)

in rehab news: the Wino Watch begins… (TheMeatScale)

Kelly Osborne grows up, cleans up real good (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp gives Vanessa Paradis a punny present (ImNotObsessed)

Thank GOD Paris Hilton prefers pantyhose to stockings (CelebritySmack)

Lucille Le Sueur? Celebrities’ real names revealed! (Dissfunktional)

Britney is pulling a Meg Ryan (NewsOfTheWorld)

Duelling bedhead: Javier Bardem vs Eli Roth (AgentBedhead)

Johnny Depp looks sweet in Sweeney Todd (GothMagazineBlog)

Marilyn Manson starts his holiday shopping early, gets sued (HolyMoly)

Boy George’s morning-after look. Morning after arrest for being kinky and felonious, that is (TheBlemish)

Pete Doherty’s bus is as dry as Utah, perhaps as full of powder (WOWReport)

news flash: Scarlett Johanssen says Woody Allen likes looking at boobs (WendyWayrad)

Now hear this! Lindsay Lohan has her period (Lohanfan)

Dennis Rodman may not be 100% gentleman (FemaleFirst)

Obama sez: “I inhaled!” (CNNPoliticalticker)

Paris is back, biotches! And looking like a Florida retiree (TheMeatScale)

Tyra’s sex life ruined by “problem hair” (HolyCandy)

Shia Laboeuf on Shia Laboeuf (ImNotObsessed)

Quiet Riot goes quiet once and for all (CelebritySmack)

Battle of the Saints: Julia Roberts vs Angelina Jolie (CeleBitchy)

Black, whack, and back: The Jackson 5 are going on tour! (Idolator)

Is Disney “Enchanted” by the F-bomb? (Defamer)

RIP, Big Martha (FromScratch)

What the stars are mouthing silently (TheLiteraryPursuit)

Today in Job Satisfaction News: Paris Hilton imitator sick of Paris Hilton too! (AgentBedhead)

Mike Tyson does the pokey hokey-pokey. You put your right cross in, you take your right cross out… (GabbyBabble)

Heidi Montag cute, stacked, delusional (FatbackAndCollards)

Dennis Quaid’s babies overdosed! (HolyCandy)

Pamela Anderson is exquisite, corpse-like, strangely tentacled (GalleryOfTheAbsurd)

Kate Moss stays classy, threatens Sienna Miller at a drunken party (FemaleFirst)

Ben- congratulates -Nnifer on her pregnancy (CelebritySmack)

Munchkins get their star (Popbytes)

Interspecies compassion (CityRag)

Lachey is back, biotches! (DailyStab)

Beyonce’s booty is back (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp sings the hits of the Seventies: the Eighteen-Seventies! (EvilBeet)

Will Ferrell has a murder-boner (FunnyOrDie)

The Bachelor stays single (Defamer)

Audience freakouts are Oprah’s Favorite Thing (Jezebel)

Yet another angle on the Jen vs Angie thing! Isn’t that so last year? (HuffPo)

Dear Rachel Bilson, quit stalking me (Craigslist)

Fake Celebs, real photo-ops (AgentBedhead)

Britney Spears runs over a COP! (CelebritySmack)

Paris Hilton’s porn shop rampage: the VIDEO! (I’mNotObsessed)

Brain safety not Owen Wilson’s #1 concern (PopSugar)

Lindsay on the rocks again? (NinjaDude)

Johnny Depp speaks out about daughter’s hospitalization (CeleBitchy)

Star Jones swipes charity’s cash? (HolyCandy)

Rachel Ray boots BoyToy Husband (Popbytes)

Vanessa Hudgens signs up for High School Musical III (PerezHilton)

Britney’s back, bytches! (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Amy Winehouse’s zombie man (TheMeatScale)

Zac Efron’s low riders…are those Calvins? (JustJared)

LiLo=FishLips (HollywoodRag)

Oprah employee arrested on child abuse charge (US)

Owen Wilson’s overshare potty policy (NYP)

Jane Seymour’s plastic surgery confession (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)

Britney’s Halloween costume explained (Idolator)

Whose dick is in that box??? (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Wino is true to form at the MTV Europe Awards (Mollygood)

Jennifer Hudson knows you want her (YoungBlackAndFabulous)

Drew Carey deals out the truth about medical marijuana (EvilBeet)

Smells like Courtney Love? (Agent Bedhead)

Kathy Griffin is engaged, about to be richer than God (Celebitchy)

Jennifer Aniston…still getting work in movies (CelebritySmack)

Jennifer Garner’s six pack (CelebSlam)

Rock and Roll Facelift Roundup (CityRag)

Debra Messing is bringing the muu-muu back (DailyStab)

Vanessa and Zac: splitsville? (Derek Hail)

Angie is Nicole’s guardian angel (Dlisted)

speaking of which, Angie’s only slept with four men (Glosslip)

Justine Bateman works the Holly Hobbie look (GoFugYourself)

Oscar de la Hoya in fishnets? (HollywoodRag)

Lee Greenwood needs the green, not red, white and blue (Hollywood Offender)

Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull spoilers (JoBlo)

Prince Freddie von Mr. Zsa Zsa speaks out (TMZ)

Yes, OJ is free. Lock up your blondes (Defamer)

Who wore it better: Amy Wino vs Edward Scissorhands (HolyCandy)

Britney’s partying again. Big shocker, eh? (I’m Not Obsessed!)

Dita covers up nicely (Mollygood)

Alicia Silverstone gets nekkid for Peta (FitSugar)

Manolo says, here you see the master thespian, Johnny Depp, dressed the archaic, muy romantico, style he has taken as his own: battered fedora, scuffed shoes, double-breasted white cashmere jacket, pin-striped pants. It is all unmistakably Depp.

Yes, it is also all faintly ridiculous and costumey, but the Manolo does not really mind. As the Manolo has said in the past,

The Manolo has the rule, if you are the Johnny Depp, or the Marlon Brando, or the Russell Crowe, or the Daniel Day Lewis, you are the genius and are entitled to wear whatever you want, however ridiculous, without the petty carping of the Manolo.

And so, Johnny Depp, Genius, the Manolo salutes you and your silly clothes.

P.S. One Depp, Two Depp