Ayyyy!

Jonathan Rhys Meyers on prudish actresses:

“I can’t stand actresses who won’t take their clothes off. It drives me nuts. I want to cut their ears off. If it says in the script you’re naked, be naked, instead of moaning and saying, ‘I really don’t want to show my t**s, I don’t want to show my arse.”

Oh so that’s what the look in your eyes is all about - it’s the “I want to cut your ears off” glare which is often so easy to mistake for the “I want to slit your throat” expression.

Rhys Meyers pops a frosty (WOWReport)

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Celine Dion hates Halifax (PerezHilton)

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Beyonce’s beauty blooper (Popbytes)

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Nobody shits on the Shat! (Defamer)

Janice Dickinson needs a plastic surgery intervention (CelebritySmack)

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Manolo says, the Manolo admits to being conflicted about the young actor Jonathan Rhys Meyers. On the one of the hands, if Scarlett Johansson is to be believed, he loves the shoes!

And yet on the other of the hands, he is probably insane….

and given to strong drink.

Jonathan Rhys Meyers, star of the Henry VIII soap opera “The Tudors,” has been charged with public drunkenness and breach of the peace at Dublin Airport, police said Monday.

Rhys Meyers, 30, was arrested Sunday after police twice confronted him over his erratic, abusive behavior at an airport gate and at a desk of the British airline BMI, on which he was planning to fly to London.

Dublin Airport Police said they called Ireland’s national police force, the Garda Siochana, after Rhys Meyers refused repeated requests to calm down.

The Irishman is drunk in Dublin? Summon the police!

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