February 22, 2011 in
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February 19, 2011 in
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Christian Louboutin has a lot to answer for (for which to answer? Whatever) in particular these heinosities for both sexes:
For Gentlemen:

This Louboutin demonstrates what men think of as "spikes"
And for the Ladies:

To Lady Gaga, these are just fluffy
Now, I’m sorry.
No, I’m not.
But these BOTH look like either two people suffering from EPIC plantar warts (isn’t it nice they found each other? I bet the romcom would star Jennifer Aniston and Ben Stiller, and be nearly as painful as the disease) OR they were lovingly hand-crafted in an Italian atelier from the intimate membranes of a Stegosaurus with history’s worst case of genital warts.
Having planted that lovely thought in your head, I’ll now degrade you further with todays corny links.
Britney Spears is corny (Lolebrity)
Just say YES to creamed corn and ketchup with this delicacy (Manolofood)
“Evergreen” is still the top kernel of corn (raincoaster)
Joan Collins’ liquor is a little more rarefied (ayyyy)
Gaga’s brains are totally frittata (AgentBedhead)
Chris CORNell (BusyBeeBlogger)
Duelling cornballs, nobody wins! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bagel-to-Perogy communications perfected (DippedInCream)
Kingston’s just a niblet off the ol’ cob (CelebritySmack)
What the Adele? Isn’t WalMart too cornepone? (CelebVIPLounge)
Elisabetta Corn-all-ass (CityRag)
Aw, shucks, Canada’s hottest export returns! (DailyStab)
Gaga’s husky voice comes from the Whiskey Yoga Diet (GirlsTalkinSmack)
I always forget which one is Korny (FitFabCeleb)
Bieber creamed! (SeriouslyOMG)
Daniel Radcliffe is all Aw Shucks (CeleBitchy)
She’s a niblet, and shrinking! (TheSkinny)
Nice stalks! (GossipTeen)
Is that a corncob in your pocket, Brad, or??? (HaveUHeard)
Simon Cowell is picking Canada’s best crop of niblets (INeedMyFix)
If Gwyneth Paltrow is a vegan, does that make her a cannibal? (AmyGrindhouse)
Britney got her silks combed (PoorBritney)
Sui, Sui, pig, pig, pig (PopBytes)
Mariah’s ready to pop (EvilBeet)
January 18, 2011 in
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January 14, 2011 in
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January 11, 2011 in
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January 5, 2011 in
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January 3, 2011 in
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Josephine Baker will have none of your excuses
The immortal Josephine Baker thinks if your gossip isn’t juicy, it could at least be better-dressed (see Vanessa Hudgens link below).
A New Year’s prayer from Jeff Buckley (raincoaster)
Dear 2010, kiss my ass (Lolebrity)
The Cure for 2010 (Ayyyy)
Strangely, nothing to do with Milton Berle (Manolofood)
Ashton Kutcher, bringer of the apocalypse (AgentBedhead)
What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, or so we hope (BusyBeeBlogger)
Ugly Sweaters: so 2010. The Look of Today? Ugly Leggings (CeleBitchy)
Shania Twain knows whose bed his boots have been under (CelebritySmack)
But there’s still time, Michelle! (CelebDirtyLaundry)
Bikini Fails of 2010 (CityRag)
Paula Abdul is sotally tober! (DailyStab)
If he were as hot as Russell Brand, he wouldn’t be forced into rehab (Earsucker)
Dear Ex, u got servd, sincerely Lady Gaga (FitFabCeleb)
Lisa Rinna SANS FARDS (GirlsTalkinSmack)
Justin Bieber went slumming for New Year’s (GossipTeen)
Valerie Bertinelli knows how to rock a second wedding dress (HaveUHeard)
Lindsay, the FIRST step is admitting you have a problem (INeedMyFix)
Vanessa Hudgens can’t figure out which end of her pants needs hitching (JustJared)
Kathy Griffin is going to f—– Palin up this year (PerezHilton)
BritBrit to do GQ (PoorBritney)
Bitchy Brits vs Stateside Celebs (PopBytes)
John Stamos cast in Twilight??? (SeriouslyOMG)
You will never look this good in a bikini (TheSkinny)
December 28, 2010 in
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