February 18, 2014 in
Celebrity,Fashion,Kardashian with

Kim Kardashian takes the girls out
Then again, when doesn’t she? Until she takes her jacket off we will be unable to ascertain whether or not they had a good time. Because they certainly aren’t cold, under that fur.
November 22, 2013 in
Crazy Couples,Jerks,Kardashian with

Disick is indeed a dick
Subtitle: Kardashian pictured without her normal human disguise suit.
November 19, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Fashion,Kardashian with

I Kant with Kim
Never mind the eclipse. Judging from the visible craters, it’s time that someone stepped up and told Kim that you just don’t wear panties with Spanx. VPL meets VSL and there’s no YSL about it, Balenciaga or not, quadrabutt will never be in. Someone break it to Kanye.
October 1, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Crazy Couples,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Kanye West,Kardashian with
From American black tie:

KK & K
Kanye: I want your boots. They’re like Bottega Veneta does Docs. Kim: it’s black with black, not brown with black. Haven’t you been doing this awhile now? And put your tits back where they belong before they pop out and there’s a seismic incident.
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September 7, 2013 in
Caption Contest,Celebrity,Celebrity Moms,Kardashian with
You know what to do. Do it in the comments section for fabulous, completely imaginary prizes.

Kim Kardashian
May 9, 2013 in
Celebrity,Comedians,Fashion,Fashion Victim,Kardashian,Who Wore It Better? with
Robin Williams wins the internet today.
And as if simple visuals weren’t enough to snag him the victory cup in this playoff, it’s doubtful he’s ever lied about being a Size Four.
April 5, 2013 in
Accessory to Crime,Kardashian,Lingerie with

Kim Kardashian
As you can clearly see, KK takes a no holds bra’d approach to maternity wear. That strapless bra hasn’t been a good idea in about…oh, four consonants at least.
March 25, 2013 in
Ayyyy!,Fashion Victim,Kardashian with

Kim K maternity pairs figure skate outfit
And as she shifts her gaze wistfully downward, past the figure skater at a funeral fashion disaster, Kim wonders, “Will I ever see my feet again?”