The 80’s are, apparently, back. This could be a fatal combination: nosebleed 00’s heels that mean you can’t straighten your legs without falling down and acidwash jeans so tight you can’t bend your knees. Someone stop her before she goes Full 80’s.
Donate your used cellphones and cameras to a good cause (FearlessCity)
ScarJo’s snot ’spensive! (AgentBedhead)
Kate Beckinsale picks up the mantle of Eartha Kitt (AmyGrindhouse)
KFed sure can pick ‘em! (CelebWarship)
The 12 Blogs of the Lohan Family (CelebrityDirtyLaundry)
Santa brought Prince William a beard for Christmas (CeleBitchy)
Winehouse in St.Lucia, not in rehab (CelebritySmack)
Jessica Simpson has hope! (DailyStab)
The Flack Awards (Defamer)
Blogs are dead! (DListed)
War of the Bootsies! (EvilBeet)
Lance Armstrong to be babydaddy (CandyKirby)
Orlando Bloom is a biker for God (JustJared)
Late Christmas present (UKPopSugar)
and another pressie (SeriouslyOMG)
One more reason to hate Paris Hilton (Websters)
The Renaissance of Georgette Mosbacher (WOWReport)
As the look on Jennifer Garner’s face suggests, how can we be sure that this is just a dress and not really a rare dermatological disorder that manifests itself in the form of fleshy ear-shaped whorls, but smells like feet? Indeed she’d be wise to keep her hands well away – who knows how horribly contagious these mystery skin afflictions can be and Hollywood is already a hotbed of fungal infections as it is.
Jason Priestley bringz it (Lolebrity)
Who’s on Hollywood’s All Strop Team? (Defamer)
Poor Pete apoplectic over petrol prices (AgentBedhead)
Marrying for money never works, even when you’re Mariah Carey (POTP)
Not even Amy Winehouse dares stand up a Russian billionaire (CelebritySmack)
A million celebrities and only one nose (CelebrityCosmeticSurgery)
Charlie’s Angels reunion (DailyStab)
Mark Wahlberg vs the Golden Boys (ImNotObsessed)
Battle of the Jennifers: Aniston vs Connelly (CandyKirby)
Mary-Louise Parker really gets into her sex scenes (SeriouslyOMG)
Hermione bags an elephant (CeleBitchy)
How R.Kelly walked (Stereohyped)
Hilary Duff will not play your cameltoe games! (IBBB)
Queen Bee Amy Winehouse fires the beehive-builder (PRInside)
Kate Beckinsale demands butt double (HolyMoly)
Keanu airs out the pallor (DListed)
Charlize Theron speaks out about the Will Smith slap (JustJared)
Britney Spears has dim inisht car pass city (Lolebrity)
The first Triple Crown win in thirty years? (TheAspiringHorseplayer)
Lindsay Lohan has more lives than a house full of cats (AgentBedhead)
Vin Diesel is a daddy! (DailyStab)
Evander Holyfield nearly loses ear, may lose house as well (CelebritySmack)
KFed will not be bought! Cheaply! (ImNotObsessed)
Click here and watch your ovaries expload: Prince Harry holding a baby! (DListed)
Celebrity Dad Faceoff: Viggo Mortensen vs Jon Bon Jovi (TeenyManolo)
Willy Nelson is a nut; Jessica Simpson is a speed demon (Defamer)
Lynda Carter reports finding a dead woman in the Potomac (CeleBitchy)
Christina Aguilera misuses the American flag (Yeeeeah)
Jennifer Lopez defects to Moscow, twins nowhere in sight (PopSugar)
Kate Beckinsale is uni-talented (Websters)
They grow up so fast…when their mother is Kate Beckinsale, that is (Mollygood)
Jude Law will have none of your “match the shoes to the outfit” Naziism! (JustJared)
“Do ya feel lucky, Spike Lee? Well, do ya?” (CandyKirby)
Billionaire Nerd is secret sex, drug fiend (PerezHilton)
The first rule of Metallica is, you don’t talk about Metallica (Idolator)
Pete’s in the pokey (AgentBedhead)
Amy Winehouse is a wigger (Yeeeeah)
Wigger, please. Benji Madden’s blackface birthday (ImNotObsessed)
Top Ten most hated people on the internet (Radar)
Stars in their eyes, parole in their futures: top 25 child stars (Defamer)
Nobody puts Swayze in the corner (CeleBitchy)
Tom Cruise’s Village People connection (HollywoodOffender)
Naomi Campbell is black, beautiful, bitchy, and banned (TheBlemish)
Bai Ling is Grand Fug Champion, 2008 (GoFugYourself)
War of the Worlds 2 starring John Travolta and not at all insane Tom Cruise (CelebritySmack)
Christina Aguilera’s peeled pool party profanity (GenosWorld)
Jessica Simpson finds her dream man (Websters)
The inexorable return of Corey Haim (SeriouslyOMG)
90210 2.0 (CircusHour)
I Ken Lee: a YouTube superstar is born (TheManolo)
Brian Atene: a YouTube superstar returns (YouTube)
Kate Beckinsale’s Kiefer Sutherland fantasy (DailyStab)
David Beckham has been a bad, bad boy (JustJared)
Jackass demonstrates jackassery (GabbyBabble)
The Naughty outpulls the Nanny: Fran Drescher snubbed by paparazzi (TMZ)
What the Elle? (Yeeeeah)
DANNY BONADUCE MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!!! (CelebritySmack)
Forget Waldo: where in the world is Suri? (Celebitchy)
Your heartbreaking Amy Winehouse pic o’ the day (CelebWarship)
Pete Doherty fan demonstrates British foreign policy at concert (HolyMoly)
Princess Kalina brings her baby back to Bulgaria (CelebrityBabyScoop)
Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love triangle (CelebNewsWire)
The difference between Simon Cowell’s car and mine (CelebrityDirt)
Miley Cyrus as the Easter Bunny (CircusHour)
Hollywood’s biggest fashion offenders (DailyStab)
Kate Beckinsale’s fugu phobia (PerezHilton)
The end of civilization as we know it, and it’s Paris Hilton’s fault (Mollygood)
Nothing is sacred to Disney (Dlisted)
Bruce Willis will moisten a bitch! (ICYDK)
Twelve greatest opening credits in history (AgentBedhead)
Nicole Kidman’s Botox cannot hide her excitement (Defamer)
Jesus died on the cross so you would tip your damn barista (Jezebel)
How to be a YouTube superstar (Gawker)
Anonymous vs Gossip Bloggers (Valleywag)
Ten worst nude scenes of all time (Papermag)
Mariah Carey, Kenneth the Page, a Unicorn, and a good deal of lycra (Defamer)
Heath Ledger’s Nick Drake music video (raincoaster)
King Arthur’s been dead a long time: Pete Doherty is UK Hero of the Year (AgentBedhead)
Nicole Richie is Roxie Hart in Chicago! (CelebritySmack)
Hillary Winehouse makeover (PrettyOnTheOutside)
The Beautiful People looking…not so much (SeriouslyOMGWTF)
Prince Harry’s undercover operation is terminated (DListed)
Britney Spears to join the British army (TheSpoof)
The Croc Widow vs the Croc Papa (PerezHilton)
Pink’s Sapphic sideshow KO’d her marriage (Celebitchy)
The Boozehound Awards (Pajiba)
The littlest Scientologists have names now (EvilBeet)
Karl Lagerfeld’s vampire kisses have no effect on bloodless troll (CircusHour)
Kate Beckinsale is a cunning linguist (Websters)
Victoria’s Secret is out (TheBlemish)
RUN, OWEN WILSON! RUUUUUUUN! (Yeeeeah)
Brad Pitt’s monchichi haircut (CelebWarship)
Katoucha Niane’s body found in the Seine (GabbyBabble)