Odd one out
Tuesday, May 5th, 2009By Spirit Fingers

All are ready for a night of glamourous excess, but which one of us should really stop shopping from exotic dancewear catalogues?

All are ready for a night of glamourous excess, but which one of us should really stop shopping from exotic dancewear catalogues?
Suri Cruise’s eyesight restored (Websters)
Nicolette Sheridan’s makeup artist is the hardest-working spackler in showbiz (Yeeeeah)
Miley Cyrus moves her old man in (CeleBitchy)
It is the Year of the Eye of the Tiger (SeriouslyOMG)
Jennifer Hudson’s family murdered (YoungBlackAndFabulous)
The astrology of the financial meltdown, from a site that has just folded (Radar)
St. Angelina returns from the pilgrimage to Afghanistan (PopSugar)
Carrie Bradshaw has a lot to answer for (Mollygood)
Dear Abby had better watch her back (IBBB)
If you think Keith’s Stones tour stories are bad, wait till you hear Ronnie’s (GoldenFiddle)
Kate Bosworth wears Snufalupagus fur! (GoFugYourself)
B is for Bitch, Please! (DListed)
Looks like Ringo Starr has had some work done (CandyKirby)
Will Ferrell and Tina Fey do President Bush and Sarah Palin (DailyStab)
Celebrity Rehab, recapped (Defamer)
Peaches Geldof likes ‘em ugly (AgentBedhead)
Imaginary people for voting rights! (CelebritySmack)

Is there a shortage of good clothes in Hollywood? If what’s left of your dignity depended on it, would you rather be encased in a huge wad of duct tape or a suit that turns you into Madam Stumpy-legs?
Operation Reznorgasm complete! (AgentBedhead)
Mary Ann not into Maryjane (Defamer)
The Bad Boys of Blogging vs Beloved B-Listers (Jezebel)
Happy COMPLETELY INSANE Birthday, Tom Cruise (Gawker)
Fabio is completely secure in his masculinity (Cityrag)
Patrick Swayze is still on the cancer sticks (Popbytes)
Miley Cyrus is, like, a total brainiac, rilly (GabbyBabble)
Kevin Federline is Dirty Thirty (BittenAndBound)
ScarJo is not a cheap date (HotMommaGossip)
Judd Nelson candid…the Eighties are definitely OVER (TMZ)
Welcome to the jungle. Lilo keeps the Eighties alive (which explains why they’re still dead) (Yeeeeah)
Your token Irish beefcake for St.Patrick’s Dale. Pale and slightly fatty (WebstersIsMyBitch)
Nicole Kidman needs to trank up her bodyguards (Celebritysmack)
Helen Mirren is MORE sexy (JustJared)
If Obama were white, if Clinton were black (TheNewRepublic)
Charlize Theron accepts America (ImNotObsessed)
Britney erases Kabbalah (CelebWarship)
Kate Bosworth has David Bowie eyes (Egotastic)
The Heather Locklear suicide call mess sorted out (Celebitchy)
Madonna is trying too hard (DailyStab)
P Puff Diddy Daddy starts a cab service for the A-list (CelebParasite)
Catherine Zeta-Jones gives quotes she’ll come to regret (PerezHilton)