Kate Bosworth Blinding Burberry

Pity the lovely (yet somewhat gnarled) Kate Bosworth, seen here trying to get as far away as possible from her party frock. No matter how much Burberry paid her to get into that monstrosity, it couldn’t have been easy to appear in public this way. It’s as the designer got incredibly high on acid and created to commemorate a gruesome, drawn-out butterfly death scene from Pink Floyd:’s The Wall.

They wouldn’t do this to Emma Watson, would they Kate?

All are ready for a night of glamourous excess, but which one of us should really stop shopping from exotic dancewear catalogues?

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The astrology of the financial meltdown, from a site that has just folded (Radar)

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Carrie Bradshaw has a lot to answer for (Mollygood)

Dear Abby had better watch her back (IBBB)

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Kate Bosworth wears Snufalupagus fur! (GoFugYourself)

B is for Bitch, Please! (DListed)

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Will Ferrell and Tina Fey do President Bush and Sarah Palin (DailyStab)

Celebrity Rehab, recapped (Defamer)

Peaches Geldof likes ‘em ugly (AgentBedhead)

Imaginary people for voting rights! (CelebritySmack)

Is there a shortage of good clothes in Hollywood? If what’s left of your dignity depended on it, would you rather be encased in a huge wad of duct tape or a suit that turns you into Madam Stumpy-legs?

Mary Ann not into Maryjane (Defamer)

The Bad Boys of Blogging vs Beloved B-Listers (Jezebel)

Happy COMPLETELY INSANE Birthday, Tom Cruise (Gawker)

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Kevin Federline is Dirty Thirty (BittenAndBound)

ScarJo is not a cheap date (HotMommaGossip)

Judd Nelson candid…the Eighties are definitely OVER (TMZ)

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Nicole Kidman needs to trank up her bodyguards (Celebritysmack)

Helen Mirren is MORE sexy (JustJared)

If Obama were white, if Clinton were black (TheNewRepublic)

Charlize Theron accepts America (ImNotObsessed)

Britney erases Kabbalah  (CelebWarship)

Kate Bosworth has David Bowie eyes (Egotastic)

The Heather Locklear suicide call mess sorted out (Celebitchy)

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Catherine Zeta-Jones gives quotes she’ll come to regret (PerezHilton)