Ayyyy!

“But seriously, hon, you put on some nice pants without holes in them, maybe something cute and fluffy, a little softer look, you do your hair for god’s sake, you smile once in awhile, you stick with the same man for more than six weeks, and you stop sulking. It’s not like you’re the only one who’s ever wondered why the public doesn’t love you. No, really. I mean it. I’ve met people like that. Once.”

Kate Hudson couldn’t be more pleased that MTV has now fallen so low in the ratings that it does not actually require its guests to change out of their pj’s.

All are ready for a night of glamourous excess, but which one of us should really stop shopping from exotic dancewear catalogues?

When it comes to photogenic, smiley blondes in gold sequinned minis, Hollywood only has room for one at any one time.  Which will it be, do you think?

All I can say is, I’d better damn well be losing weight. Tofu, people! I’m consuming tofu! Of my own free will!

Has it come to this?

Katy Perry kissed a girl and broke a mirror (Websters)

Are Ellen and Josh the new Kiki and Herb? (TenGossip)(raincoaster)

Kate Hudson recycles (ASL)

Courtney Love, put that back where it belongs! (SeriouslyOMG)

Courtney’s sandblasting not party-resistant (PopBytes)

Unicorn chaser: Tiger Woods is a daddy again (WizbangPop)

Beyonce hates her feet? (UKPopSugar)

The Rihanna/Chris Brown lesson (EvilBeet)

ARoid (CandyKirby)

SJP goes dark (JustJared)

Brace yourself for Fantasia (IBBB)

I dream of … Maiysha? (GoFugYourself)

Kate Winslet worships her bum (GabbyBabble)

It’s Jennifer Aniston’s party and she’ll cry if she wants to (HolyMoly)

Madonna reenacts the Pieta (Defamer)

Kate Moss has met her Evil Understudy (AgentBedhead)

Britney burgled? (CeleBitchy)

Do you think any of these people could hold down a real job? (CelebritySmack)

Gonna get all Anglophone an shizz up in here! Earl Grey tea and Lavender Scones are my homies.

[does this count as multiculturalism?]

One less Stooge (AgentBedhead)

Tom and Gisele: otherwise engaged? (AmyGrindhouse)

In other slow news day news… (BestWeekEver)

Proof people are prettier at pre-parties (BricksAndStones)

What ever happened to your ex-boyfriends? (BusyBeeBlogger)

K-Fed’s deadbeat luv (CelebWarship)

Colin Farrell is back, bitches! (CeleBitchy)

Jeremy Piven too hot for Broadway? (CelebrityMound)

Kate Hudson picks her next victim (CelebritySmack)

And the spare (JustJared)

Robert Pattinson’s oral fixation (CandyKirby)

Lindsay Lohan’s social media maven! (IBBB)

Grace Jones and Rick James show awards hosts how it’s done (Crunk&Disorderly)

The boozy, lingering aftertaste of the Golden Globes (Defamer)

Obama offshores entertainment for the Inauguration (EvilBeet)

It’s Grace Jones’s world, we just live in it (DListed)

Blaaaaaake, Parooooooooled, trades up (GabbyBabble)

Puma Lily Allen can’t change her spots (UKPopSugar)

Lily’s Cougarman released into the wild (HolyMoly)

Behold Sting, destroyer of dreams (GoFugYourself)

Hollywood incest at its best (Websters)

Well this is kind of awkward for Kate Hudson, to have shrunk since her last fitting. Does nobody carry around a pair of pinking shears in their ultra tiny minaudieres anymore?

As a studio exec, you know you’ve done well when neither lead actress looks particularly impressed with the other’s choice of red carpet outfit. What an ingenious way of avoiding the usual catfight over who gets to wear what!