Ayyyy!

Prayers for Britney: a Social Movement (PrayersForBritney)

I’m stuck in rehab with Pat O’Brien (StuckInRehabWithPatO’Brien)

Paris Hilton hires the handicapped: colorblind Oompa-Loompa thanks her (Defamer)

Amy Winehouse, British-mawed no more (AgentBedhead)

Celebrity Rap Sheet (LiquidGeneration)

Failed murderess still taking shots at the victim 16 years later (CelebritySmack)

Rihanna in post-Grammy, pre-Afterparty car crash (Dlisted)

Princes William and Harry to bike across Africa (CelebrityRightpundit)

Frances Bean Cobain is pretty, not her parents (Celebwarship)

More than we really wanted to know about Heather Mills’s erogenous zones (Mollygood)

Gwyneth sez: Brooklyn is the new Malawi (Popsugar)

Sienna Miller got her driver’s license, needs new photo to go with her new face (ICYDK)

Owen Wilson needs another intervention to get him off Kate Hudson (CeleBitchy)

Nicholas Cage sues Peggy Sue! (DailyStab)

Katherine Heigl gets a mom-makeover (EvilBeet)

Charlotte Church is a Jedi Mistress (HolyMoly)

The Knowles sisters keep it real. Real bitchy (GoFugYourself)

Johnny Depp’s kids go to Disneyland (JustJared)

Playdate for Christina Aguilera and Nicole Richie? (ImNotObsessed)

Engineering secrets of the rich and famous, starring Aretha Franklin (HolyCandy)

New Line stiffs the estate of JRR Tolkien (PerezHilton)

Jennifer Aniston is 39. But how does Angelina feel about that? (WebstersIsMyBitch)

Trent Reznor now twice as pretty (raincoaster)

Which of the following best explains the purpose of the top half of Kate Hudson’s dress : 
(a) to serve as an inbuilt weathervane, to determine which way the wind is blowing
(b) to provide fragrant respite from the pungent odour of Matthew McConaughey
(c)  to pay homage to the frilled neck lizard, a native of Australia, where Fool’s Gold was filmed
(d) it is purely decorative, just like a baby alien that has burst out of your chest

Blogger posts from beyond the grave! (Gawker)

Free the Bud movement achieves victory! (WOWReport)

Kate Moss’s New Years Doherty drama! (ShowbizSpy)

Dane Cook, Marathon Man! (WendyWayrad)

Britney Spears dumped again! (GabbyBabble)

Jamie-Lynn Spears almost loses her talking point! (Popcrunch)

The Spears Family’s gift to parenting! (Radar)

Lindsay Lohan loves the moobs! (TheMeatScale)

Kabuki Spice and David Baldham! (ASocialitesLife)

Katherine Heigl’s wedding photos! (SeriouslyOMGWTF)

Kate Moss is big in Japan! (PopSugar)

Beyonce beats Kanye East, West, North and South! (PerezHilton)

Public donations of the rich and famous! (Mollygood)

Beauty queen mugshot makes all of us feel a little better about ourselves! (Dlisted)

Jessica Simpson is making a country comeback! (ImNotObsessed)

Kim Kardashian puts the ass in klass! (HolyCandy)

Katie Holmes and Christina Aguilera will be working moms soon! (DailyStab)

Lily Allen’s spermination turned her into Audrey Hepburn! (AgentBedhead)

Amy Winehouse has a prison date this Friday! (CelebritySmack)

Rushing to put it all together for that important date with whomever the gossip magazines claim you’re supposed to be dating this week?

Next time you might want to get a second opinion before leaving the house.  He may only be three years old and in need of a hair trim but at least he knows when something is terribly amiss.

Judging from the movie poster for Fools Gold, never before has the success of a movie rested so much on the toned abs and limbs of its photogenic leads.  Already there have been aspersions of doubt cast upon the authenticity of Kate Hudson’s bikini body and the question of Photoshop lingers in the air like the scent of Matthew McConaughey’s armpits. 

I have nothing to add to the debate other than Kate looked pretty fit the last time I saw pics of her at the beach, but then again it could be anyone behind those dark glasses, proving how completely fungible she is as an acting commodity.

And really, aren’t there more serious matters at stake, like trying to figure out what happened to the movie poster for Mad Money? My guess is that at least one hed is pastede on (yay) and at least one actress has been given a South Park-style makeover.

Duelling celebrity babies (AgentBedhead)

Celine Dion gets freaky with it (DailyStab)

Ellen BigFatPlateOfNothingDiet Pompeo is wed (ImNotObsessed)

Buy Britney’s Starbucks leftovers! (CelebSlam)

Keira Knightly is Sienna Miller’s best (only) fan (HolyMoly)

Angelina Jolie’s baby return policy? (Popsugar)

Shocker! Jennifer Aniston is a sore loser (Popbytes)

Rihanna is an Oreo (CelebritySmack)

Jason Patric steals not just Julia Roberts, but anything else he can get his hands on (CelebNewsWire)

Matt Damon kicks Ben Affleck’s ass yet again (CelebrityCowboy)

Another Osmond in rehab! Oh, those wacky Mormons (ETOnline)

Heath Ledger another victim of the Kate Hudson hotness-sapping superpower (DListed)

A day in the life of Winehouse: ambulance at dawn, concert at dusk (PerezHilton)

Brangelina is island shopping (OK)

Brandon Davis is a toxic substance (NYP)

Manolo says, it appears that the untalented and unpleasant maneater, Kate Hudson, is continuing to gnaw her way through the all-you-can-destroy buffet of Hollywood man flesh. Next course: the sartorially challenged and child-like Heath Ledger.

FORGET Dax Shephard; Kate Hudson has moved on to an actual movie star. Hudson, having dumped funnyman Shephard, was linked to Dane Cook, but Thursday night she only had eyes for Heath Ledger. Spies at Beatrice Inn said they spent their evening at the trendy watering hole “kissing and making out.” A rep for Hudson said, “This is absolutely untrue. They ran into each other and chatted briefly, but that was the extent of it.” But our spy insists on the liplock.

Liplock tonight. Next week it’ll be Heath Ledger, all alone and blubbering like the teeny baby in the frozen foods section at Ralphs.