Ayyyy! Pop quiz
“Lance meets the mom!” crow the headlines, thus providing the official stamp of approval on the burgeoning love between Lance Armstrong and Kate Hudson. But what is really going on in this post-lunch scene?
(a) Lance is happily watching Goldie walk away as only a man who has dated scores of hot blondes can do
(b) Kate seems aghast at the size of her mom’s ass, as if it were a grim portent of things to come.
(c) One of the photographers has just spotted the image of Virgin Mary on Goldie’s behind
(d) Like the rest of us, Goldie has had quite enough of this couple and needs to lie down