Kate Winslet is a dalmation

At the premiere of Mildred Pierce, Kate Winslet refused to answer questions about the infamous “cigar burn” scene.

Now I need a very strong French 125 so the bubbles can wash that image right out of my mind’s eye. Why don’t you join me in a cocktail and some mindless (yet Shatnerian) gossip links?

Nuclear Boy: World’s least appealing anime character (raincoaster)

Happy Wok! Like! Shatner! Day! (ManoloFood)

Red and Blue and Rad All Over (Ayyyy)

David Lynch’s hair in art history (Lolebrity)

Paris Hilton proves the world is improving (AgentBedhead)

Gwen Stefani in drop-crotch jodhpurs (BusyBeeBlogger)

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Spinsters (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Looks like the herbal tea and yoga aren’t working, Chris (CelebritySmack)

Tolstoy is about to get a lot more bodice-rippy (CelebVIPLounge)

William Shatner’s face on eight non-famous bodies (CityRag)

Kirstie Alley has the moves (DailyStab)

James Franco has found his Cinderella (DListed)

Randy Quaid is Big In Vancouver (CeleBitchy)

James Franco is no Perez Hilton (DippedInCream)

#Tigercooties! (EarSucker)

Chris Brown, you’re no Charlie Sheen (FitFabCeleb)

More on the Canadian takeover of the entertainment industry (GirlsTalkinSmack)

Mildred, pierced (HaveUHeard)

Another Low-Class Lohan (HollywoodHiccups)

Russell continues Branding (INeedMyFix)

Jennifer Hudson’s dress is NSFEpileptics (MathewGuiver)

Britney Spears? There’s an app for that (PoorBritney)

All About Who??? (PopBytes)

William! Shatner! SHIRTLESS! (Swoonworthy)

80′s groupie still has fans (TheSkinny)

Britney sez Math Is HARD! (TheSkinnyChic)

ZOMG I THINK I JSUT FAINTED… (SeriouslyOMG)

Oh, go on! Hit him!

Team Sandy! Sandra Bullock blindsided by Fate? (True/Slant)

Dirtiest leprechaun joke EV-AR (Lolebrity)

Jesse James apologizes (CelebritySmack)

So porn is good for you now? (PornstarBabylon)

Hobbit is handsy (AgentBedhead)

Ke$ha has actual power? (AmyGrindhouse)

Sandra Bullock is outtahere! (BusyBeeBlogger)

Boy George can verify Lady Gaga is wangless (AllieIsWired)

Well, she IS an actress! (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Kate Winslet’s marriage RIP (LaughingStork)

Alec Baldwin is in fine form (CeleBitchy)

Winnie Cooper is knocked up (DailyStab)

Get sexy texts from Tiger! (Gawker)

Twilightweight! (DListed)

RIP Fess Parker (EOnline)

Corey blogs Corey (EvilBeet)

Miley Cyrus pulls a Cher (GabbyBabble)

Meanwhile, Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning are still together (HaveUHeard)

Sandra Bullock put a ring on it, and it’s staying (INeedMyFix)

Paging Jerry Springer! (IBBB)

Reese Witherspoon stars as…a blogger??? (JustJared)

Heidi Ho! (LitelySalted)

But she’ll always have Gene Kelly (Movieline)

Robert Pattinson will always have London (UKPopSugar)

Flashforward Back! (SeriouslyOMG)

Kellan Lutz has a trick! (TenGossip)

“Juliet? You’re breaking up…look, why don’t we just meet at the churchyard? You bring the eyeliner and candles, I’ll bring some Evanescence CDs.”

He Pingping was a small wonder (True/Slant)

Bogie prepares to par-tay! (Lolebrity)

Iggy goes off-script (AgentBedhead)

The Betty and Veronica of male has-beens continue their respective roles (AmyGrindhouse)

Russell Brand can’t even walk barefoot correctly (BusyBeeBlogger)

Britney’s on the loose! (CeleBitchy)

Irish sayings for St. Patrick’s Day (CelebritySmack)

American Idol is killer (CelebDirtyLaundry)

Michael Lohan has a heart??? (DailyStab)

Kim Cattrall, Cat woman (INeedMyFix)

Kirstie Alley is cheap and irreligious! (HaveUHeard)

Shia Labeouf  should have gotten a hook! (GabbyBabble)

Have you seen Kate Winslet’s bum? (EvilBeet)

Betty White is a goddess! (IBBB)

Justin Biehber is a Twit! (LitelySalted)

Coco is a dictator! (Movieline)

Ben Stiller is a victim! (SeriouslyOMG)

Supernatural is covered! (TenGossip)

Outdoor lingerie photo shoots are all the rage! Who works it better in the harsh glare of daylight?